@eatyoursparkout.bsky.social and my wedding anniversary spoils. His smarmy cheshire grin has bewitched us...

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Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students.

New sticker for the water bottle, so everyone knows I'm so brave.

He’s a DEMON, he’s a DEVIL, he’s a DOLL. #beetlejuicethemusical #beetlejuicemusical

Goblin Mode: Activated #beetlejuicethemusical

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

AA screen redraw for my beloved @eatyoursparkout.bsky.social ♥️ Whatever they have going on is so toxic, but I love it.

Hey, y'all! I've decided to sell some Star Wars adoptables in-between commissions to help with recent expenses. Adoptables are flatsale, bust only. More information listed below. Please contact me via DM or by email [email protected] to inquire. (1/2)

Hey, y'all! I've decided to sell some Star Wars adoptables in-between commissions to help with recent expenses. Adoptables are flatsale, bust only. More information listed below. Please contact me via DM or by email [email protected] to inquire. (1/2)

/watching the birdcage w/ the wife britt: i actually kind of love that outfit me: help i was thinking the same thing britt: honey... are we gay?

in case anyone was still operating under any misapprehensions re: my intelligence, britt propped my barok photocard up against the salt mill earlier and I went, and I quote: ‘nooo vampires can’t do salt- wait, that’s slugs.’

@eatyoursparkout.bsky.social: (Making a fuss because their framed photo of Barok van Zieks tipped over) Me: "You don't even have a picture of me, your wife, on your desk. But you have a picture of Barok van Zieks. Amazing."

@eatyoursparkout.bsky.social playing Hades: "AHHHHHHHH"

At a doctor's appointment, they sprung an impromptu EKG on me and when the medical assistant ripped the electrodes off she did it so hard and fast I felt my soul leave with them. Externally I didn't react, but internally I was going "YEEEOOOOOW" a la Tom and Jerry.

ik I should be pursuing the actual romances but rn I’m just kind of *twirls finger through hair, kicks feet* hiiii achilles *zag trips and a dozen bottles of nectar spill out of his chiton*

Say you can’t sleep, baby, I know. That’s that me espresso.

Had my first Canadian healthcare experience. Listen, I'm aware of the pitfalls of provincial healthcare. The family doctor shortage is a Problem. But this was such a drastically better experience than anything I ever got in the States.

Cody Time

Finally watched Nosferatu (2024), pretty good! Some casting choices I think were a little lackluster, and it overall felt a BIT long toward the end. But the set design/costuming was top notch. Really appreciated the storyline too, faithful to the original inspirations but still with a few twists.

Shhh he’s thinking.

Watching Batman TAS with @eatyoursparkout.bsky.social earlier. A lackey got left behind, another lackey cried "but he's one of us!". And I immediately said "boss, he's part of the goon union!". My wife and I both looked at each other at the exact time and shouted "THE GOONION!!". That's true love.

Hello, everyone! I’ve had some unexpected bills surface so I’m opening up a round of emergency commissions. Slots are limited to 5 as I work around a busy schedule, but I may be opening more soon. Please contact me via dm or by emailing [email protected] to inquire. FCs and OCs welcome!

Never stop drawing! 🤖 "Maybe you're not good. But you're sure as hell good enough." 2012-2024

(Finished Batman Begins and The Dark Knight) Me, having no previous Batman knowledge: "I think Bruce Wayne is bisexual...but I think Batman is gay." My wife, a Batman fan: "You fascinate me."

CW: CARTOON BLOOD The ol’ CT-number trick. Gets em every time. Part 1/2, Saw a skit of an actual EMT re-enacting a call similar to this and immediately knew this scenario was made for Fives and Kix!

WIP of a Kix comic that’s in the works 👀

When you’re trying to advance the main story but this man is out here baring his soul and breasting boobily.

Orangè

Happy Holidays, have a gingerbread trooper.

It’s bear season 🐾

It’s bear season 🐾

POV: You are Commander Wolffe and you are about to lose your shit.

If you were wondering why Rex was so tired in my previous doodle, here’s the reason.

TFP Ratchet commission for Valkeakuulas on tumblr!

There he is, the tiredest man in the galaxy.

Finished Jedi Fallen Order, great game! Lots of fun. But based on playthrough times I saw online I was expecting it to be......longer? I beat it in about 30 hours. Maybe I didn't explore enough, I was pretty set on advancing the story. All in all, had a good time. Just wish I had savored it lol

Started playing Jedi Fallen Order and as someone who's exclusively played on PC until now, trying to adjust to the PS4 controls is torture. Formal apology to Cal for the numerous cliffs I've thrown him off and dozens of pots I've walked him through in the first two hours of play.

Inaugural post time, and who better than the hungriest man I know?