Paul, you is a var-vilf!

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

bless me father for I have sinned: I saw 76 yr old Bruce Springsteen had written and produced a song in a weekend and figured it would be awful. i will never doubt the Boss again

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me

I spent years living in California hating this guy, I will not suffer his cowardice and buffoonery elsewhere

oh my god

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

normal person: who the fuck are these people me, a freak: I DIDN'T KNOW MILO WAS WORKING FOR MTG

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Oh hell yeah!

reminder that it'll be so much funnier when you outlive the ghouls. keep going

just to springboard off this, PACER is such an invaluable resource and I wish more Americans knew it exists and how to use it

I live just south of the Mason Dixon and every now and then like to wear my "Don't Make Me Come Down There Again" Sherman tshirt in public and hoo boy you would not believe how bonkers mad some people get

Jalen Carter vs Dak Prescott

What's the best movie about journalism where they get all the little procedural details correct? The Paper and The Post are quite good in that respect I know people usually answer All the President's Men or Spotlight, but i'm wondering if there are some less well known ones that I'm missing

first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?

My pals at @vidiots.bsky.social created an interactive experience during the film breaking fakeout scene in their screening of Gremlins 2: The New Batch last weekend. It's even better than what I had hoped to do in 1990! 😁

who called it Grok and not AI-dolf Hitler

people sleeping on the ground is the one thing that would motivate gavin newsom to go down there and kick them out

Twitter right now

David Attenborough: it is not uncommon for the female skinwalker to leave her mate for an ambitious male with more mucus lining his abode. Though approaching the phlegm-leveled walls of Elon Musk, Stephen Miller still has much to learn in the art... of courtship

the very last vote I cast in California before leaving was to recall this little weasel. fuck Gavin Newsom forever

Omg, 😍. “This is a site for pictures of owls… in towels.” owlsintowels.org

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!

good luck getting any self respecting union member to work with you again ya dumb fuck

"the pipes are calling" is how irish people say they have diarrhea

look I know the whole Pope Francis thing is sad but we are one step closer to getting Pope Pizzaballa now

imposing tariffs on everyone but LV-426. the queen is a strong, powerful, wonderful ally and god knows we need the eggs

you gotta wonder how (presumably) tens of thousands of businesses sending out emails like these will shape public opinion

“you can’t eat raw chicken” is what the woke left wants you to think

what a fun week, can't wait to do it again on Monday

Xi:

hope he replaces Washington crossing the Delaware with himself crossing the Styx

Elon the honorable gamer thing to do is kys

"your honor I would approach the bench but I have the biggest boner right now and request a mistrial"

@coons.senate.gov what the fuck are you doing

increasingly convinced Hegseth signed up for the cabinet position after he drunkenly misread it as "cabernet"

and every democrat sat by and did nothing bsky.app/profile/erin...

cowardly of the msm to wait until after the Oscars to break the Luigi Mangione cinematic porn news

Hollywood Execs Stop Being Huge Fuckin Morons Challenge 2025

six hours apart lmao

Philly is unique in its brazen personality and hatred of other urban hubs. the cobblestone roads are designed to kill NYC and LA drivers and I think that's beautiful

70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ

RIP Drake