Me when I go to the two people at work that I like

DQ7 has Scotch Eggs. Officially the best DQ ever. Scotch Eggs are amazing.

BROOOOOOOOOOO. This dragon looks fuckin' DOPE.

Y'know what, same. And I'm not even ashamed.

Of course i fucking do. What kinda question is that?

It's horrible when a new game releases and I've played a bit of it and are forced to do work instead of no lifing the game. I can't stop thinking of you, woebergine

Dragon Quest 7 Reimagined is adorable and I love it. Also, I'm currently basing my entire personality on these guys:

9 years ago, I started my first ever Twitch stream. Direct through the PS4, 360p, I played Skyrim to 1 viewer. Never could have imagined how the next 9 years of my life could be. Thank you endlessly to anybody who has supported me over the years, my gratitude is immeasurable.

I finally finished Octopath 0. 150 hours. Too fucking long. The sprites are always awesome though.

One of my biggest pet peeves in JRPGs is locked chests all through the early game that won't be unlocked until you get some macguffin. Now I have to spend ages going round and gathering loot 😡

Aren't they all? 😂

I managed to complete 24 games this year, which is like 22 more than I normally do. So i put them in a ranked list of what I liked most.

I'm 38 years old. I have a serious job, serious aspirations, serious thoughts. But I will never not laugh when I see that i just got a nut in any Octopath game.

I mean, just look at this fuckin masterpiece

Everyone goes on about how amazing the HD-2D stuff looks, and yeah, that's right, but no one else talks about the boss sprites and the boss sprites are always fucking incredible.

Over 30 selfie thread? 38 and still don't know how to grow a tidy beard that doesn't go bushy and obscene every five minutes.

How i'm feeling 2 days before Christmas:

I need better friends than @professorfessor.bsky.social who will gift a ridiculously hard game and taunt me about it.

Because I'm a sheep and I have no self control, I have purchased Octopath Traveller 0 and have abandoned everything else I'm playing and I hate myself.

i think i might watch too much twitch...

I have a Primal Groundon steelbook case which i kept all my 3DS and DS cards in. I have Pokemon Diamond, SoulSilver, White, Black 2, X and OmegaRuby. What's confusing the life out of me is that I bought and played through Sun and have no idea where the card is and it's irritating the life out of me.

Man, I am very much enjoying Blue Dragon after playing roughly 12 hours of the game. It feels like a SNES era Dragon Quest, but in 3D. Minimal story, tons of dungeons, but with some 360-era QoL. I'm so glad I decided to play this one.

I bought a Scuf Envision Pro, because I like playing games one handed and this had 4 back buttons and 2 side buttons and 5 macro buttons. I started Blue Dragon on Xenia to try it all out... and it doesn't recognise the additional buttons. fuck my life.

I recognised the main character's voice actor in Blue Dragon instantly. Took me about an hour to place who they were, and it turns out it's Izzy from Digimon Adventure!

I figured out what I want to play 🙂↕️

I've done Legends: Z-A, Sword and Violet and their DLCs all back to back, and I think I might be slightly burnt out on Pokemon. Only issue now is to find what game I wanna play, and I'm worried I will just end up picking up another Pokemon game lmao

I've never been a shiny hunter, never really cared for them. Legit, the only shinies I've ever caught are the Red Gyarados and the Black Haxorus, and those are fixed chances. BUT i found a Shiny Alolan Exeggutor while i was doing a blueberry quest in Violet and i'm in love

Gen 1: Team Rocket want to take over the world. Gen 3: Team Aqua and Team Magma want to expand the oceans and lands to revive Legendaries. Gen 8: Team Yell cheerlead and get slightly in the way. Gen 9: Team Star got bullied and then beat their bullies in battle so bad they dropped out of school.

After catching 400+ pokemons in Sword and it's DLCs. I'm ready to graduate to Scarlet and Violet. I just hope that Quick Balls are as easy to get in this gen as they were in Sword because they made everything so much easier lmao

Youtube today started blocking the playing of videos on Chrome if Ublock or Adblock is active. Surely there's a massive conflict of interest of a company that makes it's money by selling advertisements and decides to stop ad blockers on it's browser? Either way, I'm switching to Firefox this week

I caved and put the heating on for the first time this cold season.

TIL I'm the same height as a Wailmer. Please don't make jokes.

Actually devastated. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

That Pokemon itch has hit me. I've not played a mainline game since Sun / Moon. So, now I have Pokemon Sword because I'm weak willed and minded.

I rolled credits on Pokemon Legends: Z-A. The real time battle system is fucking great, except when it comes to catching mons, it's a bit awkward. I also think that the Z-A Battle Royale is the best alternative Pokemon has had to the Gym Leader Challenges that they've ever had.

I'm in that weird space where I've just finished an incredible game, and have 150+ other games on my list to get through, but nothing I actually want to play 😡😡😡

I have been balls deep in Digimon Story: Time Stranger for the past 12 days, it's been nothing but eat, Digimon, sleep, repeat. I've just rolled credits and it was absolutely wonderful. By far, this is the most love that the franchise has ever been given by Bandai and I just want MORE.

Man, it's so incredibly satisfying that Bandai Namco have put some money into Digimon with Time Stranger. It's so good, especially when the last RPGs in 15 years were Vita games. But also, on the other hand: Fuck Parrotmon so much

It’s October 3rd.

A couple of months ago, @professorfessor.bsky.social gifted me SaGa Frontier. Today, I gifted him Megabonk because he likes Survivor-Likes after Vampire Survivors added SaGa stuff. Now he's yelling at me in DMs. 😡

HOLY CRAP DQ7 REMAKE

I know everyone's mad about nintendo and their patents, but I've just seen baby Waluigi for the first time and it's the cutest thing i've ever seen in the history of the world ever.

This was made by someone at Sandfall, who created E33. I just can't...

My thumb is legitimately sore from all the dpad action stuff in Silksong. I'm just not used to playing intense precise stuff on the dpad. I wish I could be using the analogue sticks, but it's just so imprecise in comparison

I get asked what the MD stands for all the time. When I was 13, in IT class we were told to make an email address, we were told not to use our real names, fuckin idiots. So I picked three random words. Sacred, Monkey, and Dust. I've gone through various iterations on it, but it's just been that 🤷

I finished Triangle Strategy yesterday, and I'm playing Silksong on Thursday, and that's gonna lead into Borderlands 4. But... Now I have nothing I want to play in the mean time and I'm bored out of my mind.

I have no lifed Triangle Strategy and just rolled credits. Highly enjoyed it. I'm shocked that I was able to actually beat my first ever tactics game. Everyone should praise me. Also, that makes 18 total games completed this year 😯

As a 37yo grown ass man, I should know better than to eat chicken wings while wearing a white tshirt. Tbh, I should know how to be a less sloppy eater, but that ship has sailed. 👀