Everything’s wrong so hit the bong. IDK, I’m fucking exhausted.

You know it’s cold out when Henrietta is sleeping directly on the heat vent.

#Phish Riviera Maya N4 #pick5 You Enjoy Myself Down with Disease Slave to the Traffic Light Davie Bowie Walls of the Cave

Bryan Cranston and Catherine O'Hara microdosed shrooms at a Dead & Co. Sphere show, with Ike Barinholtz acting as ground control. Every word of that sentence is a new adventure, BTW. liveforlivemusic.com/news/bryan-c...

How is it a sleep study if I can’t fucking sleep with all of this shit strapped to me?

Needs to happen.

#Phish Riviera Maya N3 #pick5 Wolfman's Brother Down with Disease Slave to the Traffic Light Davie Bowie Walls of the Cave I'm zero for five with these picks for the past two nights, I've gotta hit at some point.

#Phish Riviera Maya N2 #pick5 Wolfman's Brother Down with Disease Slave to the Traffic Light Davie Bowie Walls of the Cave

Yourself but as a cartoon.

#Phish Riviera Maya N1 #pick5 Wolfman's Brother Down with Disease Slave to the Traffic Light Davie Bowie Walls of the Cave

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Trader Joe’s frozen falafel prepared in an air fryer are 🤌🤌🤌

Every time I take NyQuil I’m reminded that it makes me feel like I ate bad molly. You’d think I’d have learned my lesson by now.

Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...

He was murdered in the street by the United States Government for doing what he had been trained to do: help people. Alex Pretti, RN. He was 37 years old. He worked in the ICU. Say his name.

And so it begins. But at least I have this cough that’s setting my chest on fire, so I have that going for me, which is nice.

Presenting the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team W17.

“Everybody can be great… because anybody can serve… You only need a heart full of grace, a soul generated by love, and you can be that servant.” -Martin Luther King, Jr.

man, i sure do love the Grateful Dead

The dark Mercury jam from N. Charleston night 2 is 🤌. Plinky Phish adjacent. I know Trey wants us to be happy, but we want Trey to be scary.

I chuckle and sadly shake my head at the all of the complaints on Reddit about trying to get Bruno Mars tickets through TicketMaster.

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pau indeed. youtu.be/T_D0wUvJEOk?...

As seen on socials and apparently heard on the SXM Dead channel tonight: “The last song Jerry ever played was a Phil song. The last song Phil ever played was a Bobby song. The last song Bobby ever played was a Jerry song.” Just wow

And I don't want to see anybody cry, Meet me some mornin' in the sweet by and by, by and by, by and by. -Robert Hall Weir, 10/16/47 - 1/10/26

I wish we could go back in time to Pre Malone.

The Giant Panda's status has just been downgraded from 'Endangered' to 'Threatened.' www.wwfca.org/en/panda_no_...

Seems like I've gotten a lot of bot followers here lately.

Happy 41st birthday to one of the best to ever turn a wheel in an F1 car. #LewisHamilton #LH44

Nothing like getting woken up at 1:30 in the morning by the septic system alarm. I love living in the woods until I don't love living in the woods.

Oh, fuck off.

I do believe it's time.

This is magnificent.

Jeez, Stranger Things takes longer to end than The Lord of the Rings.

"I think it was 'blessed are the cheesemakers'." "Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?" "Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products."

Out with the old, in with the new. Happy New Year, everybody.

Gag retrospective. Very meta. I like it.

Meatstick gag anniversary?

Beck - Peaches and Cream

Van Halen - Ice Cream Man

Ice Ice Baby

Herb Alpert - Whipped Cream

More Wu-Tang - Ice Cream

Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M.

Current song on the MSG pa: Foreigner - Cold as Ice