Panther was hard at work in her perfumery this morning right before her vet appointment and decided Eau de Caca de Lapin. She then decided to stop at the spa and got a mud pawdicure. She had no regrets. #uglydogs

He’s judging you and is disappointed by your actions. #uglydogs

Panther is auditioning for ASPCA commercials and Tupac is solar charging for fuckery later. #uglydogs

This is embarrassing…I can’t math, I have dyscalculia so I need your help. If a person had 44 chances to take a test correctly but out of those 44 times they have messed up 35x. What % have they messed up. 🙄😩

HAPPY 8th BIRTHDAY TO THE 2ND HIGHEST CRIME RATE DOG OUT THERE, TUPAC!! Celebrate today by screaming at public things, kids and dogs, having fun, drive through workers, and the government. Also, have some tots, nugs, and flomp dramatically on your favorite person to finish off the day! #uglydogs

I am giving you all 24 hours to prepare to celebrate Tupacs birthday tomorrow. Rest your voices to scream at public trails, ppl having fun, children playing, dogs having fun, and not being served dinner fast enough. Please celebrate with tots, nugs, and screaming. #uglydogs

I am still not sure Tupac likes MC and DIL. #uglydogs

@mac-b5.stickimporters.com is this correct? #uglydogs

More MC wedding pictures ❤️ #uglydogs

“HEY MA…THE MEATLOAF! WE WANT IT NOW. THE MEATLOAF. What is she doing?” #uglydogs

Today is Panther’s 6th birthday!!! Please celebrate accordingly.

#uglydogs MC: Mom, I need your help with my W-4 *rattles off things he’s confused with. I am visual person.* Me: Aren’t you married? Ask your wife for help. MC: She’s asleep. She doesn’t know either. Me: *jfc, looks up forms for instructions bc new employer didn’t send instructions*

How I talk to Tupac multiple times a day. #uglydogs

MC sent me text asking me if I knew who Tiger Woods was. Oh my sweet summer child.

What is Panther summoning? Wrong answers only. #uglydogs

Look at my DIL and her black void, Ozzie. He’s a jerk who hates when people use the bathroom that aren’t his humans. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #uglydogs

It’s always bittersweet when a person graduates therapy. Don’t mind me I got something in my eye—-it’s the dust.

Do you think he missed me? #uglydogs

Guess how many times I’ve asked Tupac why is he so feral between 0800-1000 “?

Today is Panthers 2nd gotcha day! #uglydogs

So are they gonna keep the check points open bc an expedition runner is in McGrath or they gonna pull him? If they pull Jody bc she’s too far behind and not Steve Curtis I will fucking riot. #uglydogs #mushersky

I bought Panther a dog cookie w Princess written on it for her gotcha day next week. The person bringing it out to my car asked if Doe was the princess and I said no, the princess is at home bc she made poor choices this morning. They said, “right on, so did I.” I CACKLED!! #uglydogs

Panther has been watching Shrek #uglydogs

Panther has such a DEEP manly bark for a wee pocket husky. It ALWAYS startles me. #uglydogs

I didn’t know Iowa and Connecticut sounded so similar let alone close in location.

It hurts my heart when I see videos of mushers treating their dogs as anything less than beloved family. Doubly so when they’re dogs that came from mushers I’ve followed for years. #uglydogs #mushersky

I can’t tell if the dogs like MC? #uglydogs

JFC I take a nap and wake up to the world more on fire than when I fell asleep.

MC came up last minute and crashed here. This is how he woke me up, nothing has changed. #uglydogs

It’s hard being a criminal. #uglydogs

Give me strength bc I am helping MC w a recipe written in cursive. My current view bc he’s nervous about the boiling part. #uglydogs 🤦🏼‍♀️🙃

I asked Tupac why does he always chooses violence. He said talk to his lawyer but refuses to tell me which one. #uglydogs

I made a wee wolf and Doe says hi! #uglydogs

Tupac scared the crap out of me bc I thought I saw something wrong with his nails AGAIN! He let me touch it and I got it off. It was a stupid piece of acorn!! #uglydogs

Hello all, Finishing my first checkpoint race, I’ve decided it’s time to upgrade to a proper sled. I’m choosing to fundraise so I can keep my savings aside for dog emergencies. Please only donate if you genuinely want to. Thank you for the support, as always. TJ and the Dogs

FB showed me this memory of Snotty at 7 months old. While it’s a kick in the teeth to see the videos it makes me cry and smile. I miss her so much. #uglydogs

MC wants to know if Tupac likes him? #uglydogs

PSA: get your dryer vent cleaned every 6 months or 1x a year depending on your situation. $150.00 is cheaper than your house catching on fire. #uglydogs

ASPCA called and they found their new representative. #uglydogs

Panther has messy depressies bc the garbage truck took her garbage. Please respect her privacy during this time #uglydogs

More problems with ITC and the musher Kjell Inge Rokke. I saw this in FB and took screenshots. TW: abuse human and animal, Epstein #uglydogs #mushersky #iditarod

People are clutching their pearls about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish and it’s not “American”. JFC we are on stolen land and stupid Christopher Columbus was born in Italy and ran Spanish based voyages to North America. Like….🤷🏼‍♀️

It’s 38°F, sunny, and public trail behind my house is busy. Guess what Tupac is doing? #uglydogs

Panther got her bloodwork done today for SCIENCE!! We believe in science in this house!! #uglydogs

Tupac does not regret his actions! #uglydogs

I may have accidentally left Tupac outside for .002 seconds when I thought he was inside. I may have made him stay outside longer while I took his picture. #uglydogs

Just another Saturday with my “lap dog.” #uglydogs

Someone asked me how my son and daughter-in-law were doing. My brain stopped listening at daughter and I was so confused ! I dead ass stared at them and said I don’t have a daughter. Who is in charge of me? 🤦🏼‍♀️

I need a fucking van. I am never ever doubling Tupacs vet appointment w anyone else. Doe and Panther yes bc they are sweet babies who do small crimes as opposed to Tupac. #uglydogs

I am taking Panther and Tupac to the vet for bloodwork Friday. Bets are Tupac misbehaving 1st. #uglydogs