missing the summer sun

When you’re peeing but the lighting hits just right

missed #fcf by 40 minutes but ykw in my head this still counts

humbling when you fart and the air filter smells it and starts blasting

I hate how the Apple Music auto DJ fully skips the first verse half the time

I’m starting to think I’m being used for my wit and my good vibes and the pleasantness of my company… 🤔

am I ugly or something? Why do my friends never include me in their IG posts of events I was a big part of lol

It is so absurd rn that Sean Penn’s character from OBAA is real

The fashion police will never catch you, Haley Lu Richardson

posted my 2016 pics on IG and someone said I had the kind of sadness in my eyes that you only see in Eastern European gay porn

#fcf and a place to put it

A buff crayon

“Be the one who loves more” does not apply to my relationship

I think my new aesthetic is looking like a crayon

Just got cruised on so hard at my gym sauna omg 🤣

hey guys so did he start a war to distract from being part of the global pedo ring or to distract from his withering and decaying body or just for good old american reasons like oil or all of the above

The way this is all for oil and not to stop an oppressive dictator

felt pretty massive today after a long bike ride + leg day :)

felt a little pumped just now ;)

one last #fcf to round out the year :)

my bf and I frosted each other for Christmas 🥰

So there’s a movie coming out about Americans migrating to Greenland? 🤣

I like how the passion pit guy discovered gay sex and dropped off the face of the earth #relatable

I promised I was gonna post pole at 1k 😇 don’t scroll down in my feed this is the first time!

Hot guy at the sauna inspired me to do more body weight circuit training at home

who thinks they can beat me in VCG doubles

all the other kids with their pumped up dicks

sometimes the least revealing pictures are the sluttiest

I’ve gained 17 pounds over the last four months and I still (kinda) have abs… 😳 gotta be second puberty or something

Friends Boobs Travels 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

my millionth follower is gonna get a prize 🍆

one day timothee is gonna go gay again and get his Oscar

Capitalizing your first letter or leaving it lowercase is kinda like English’s version of the subjunctive if you think about it

Very frustrating when the Marty Supreme blimp is outpacing you on the freeway

tried to get #that shot but the mirrors at my gym are too high up 😆

The lighting kinda hit in my bathroom this morning

introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw: - smerz - chappell roan - alex g / nilüfer yanya - destroyer - lady gaga

I knew The Hours had a stacked cast, but what about that score?!?!?! 😮‍💨

Repost with your dick root 😈

I get turned on by my own 🍑 sometimes

I need to dust my mirror #humpday

am I horny or do I just need to pee

rage baited my Latino friends with this taco volcano

haven’t been able to take a bath in here in like two years because my former roommate was a fucking mess

back in my casual microdose-and-go-to-the-gym era

wanna know how I got these scars?

got me feeling fish tonight