went too hard at the gym after traveling for a month and now my whole body is soooooo saurrrrr

the closest I’m gonna let y’all get to free feet

send newts

update on this friend… he keeps sending me increasingly deranged poems and essays that feel like MFA level AI, flowery language that doesn’t make any sense or go anywhere, I think he’s going through some sort of mania or psychosis :|

dang, RIP sniffies I guess

I was told this beach pic was pretty hot, what do you all think

Ok I’ll bite. What’s a penis?

ok now he’s saying I should be “using my intelligence better” and “intellectual” more of the time lol, I’m just feeling bad for him at this point :/ but also fuck him

at the pool with my boyfriend and seven Mexican lesbians. exactly where I want to be on the Fourth of July.

my friend keeps comparing me to his dead husband who was a heroin addict and… idk how I feel about that lol

so when do I get to stop pretending to care about soccer?

horsegiirL really got me eating an apple a day the last few months 😭

Once again New York you have fucked and sucked me dry

this is a crazy list of writing credits

I’m not a bad girl anymore ;) ;)

Obsession was soooooo bad I’m sorry omg

the irony of staying at the Doxie Hotel for NYC Pride

Is this still relevant?

this is what me and my bf are doing in the animal darkroom tonight

oomf of interest

so many men with clavicularesque nose jobs in Toronto. 😕

gonna be in New York next week who wants to ****

#fcf into #scs

I haven’t *** in 3.5 days and it doesn’t look like I will tonight…

you see me reading classic Russian literature at the park like this, wyd?

this Squidward analysis making me tear up at 9am 🥲

the kitchen window was randomly giving mirror

doing too much in the gym mirror lately

looking for trade in the backrooms

slow but steady cut in progress 🧀

at the gym listening to straight up one of the saddest songs ever sung

“feel the power” and then it’s the weakest bathroom hand dryer you’ve felt in your life

I’ve been in three zoom meetings today and not one person has wished me a happy pride month 😔

feels like I’m only allowed to be horny 2-3 days of the week :/

There’s more

it’s comments like these about my bf’s ass that make going viral worth it 🥰

boyfriend reveal

I should clarify, a video I took while drunk and have no recollection of experiencing is going viral on TikTok 😂

going viral on TikTok yep yepppp 🙂‍↕️

sluttiest fit at the gym award goes to me

Gotta stop talking about trains so much, my boyfriend’s calling out my… 🧩

one more for you #fcf oomfs before I go to bed 😘

should I go back to the dark hair mullet phase?

once I lose this belly fat I’ll be unstoppable

really into this new xcx song?!?!? wasn’t into rock music

desperate need to take a load and break a bed frame

this wildfire smoke is giving me a sore throat ☹️

now watching: the fall of communism as seen in gay pornography (1998)

thirst trap flopped 😔

remembering when we’d have to do the YMCA dance in PE as 8-year olds