who thinks they can beat me in VCG doubles

all the other kids with their pumped up dicks

sometimes the least revealing pictures are the sluttiest

I’ve gained 17 pounds over the last four months and I still (kinda) have abs… 😳 gotta be second puberty or something

Friends Boobs Travels 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

my millionth follower is gonna get a prize 🍆

one day timothee is gonna go gay again and get his Oscar

Capitalizing your first letter or leaving it lowercase is kinda like English’s version of the subjunctive if you think about it

Very frustrating when the Marty Supreme blimp is outpacing you on the freeway

tried to get #that shot but the mirrors at my gym are too high up 😆

The lighting kinda hit in my bathroom this morning

introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw: - smerz - chappell roan - alex g / nilüfer yanya - destroyer - lady gaga

I knew The Hours had a stacked cast, but what about that score?!?!?! 😮‍💨

Repost with your dick root 😈

I get turned on by my own 🍑 sometimes

I need to dust my mirror #humpday

am I horny or do I just need to pee

rage baited my Latino friends with this taco volcano

haven’t been able to take a bath in here in like two years because my former roommate was a fucking mess

back in my casual microdose-and-go-to-the-gym era

wanna know how I got these scars?

got me feeling fish tonight

I literally almost just slipped into the urinal at Akbar 🤢

I feel like I’m almosttttttt thick enough to do the blastoise trend

wait I kinda got a rack

oh no… this coffee shop is covered in AI art… I fear I must never come here again 😩

anyone know some good Chinese yaoi

happy hump day! who’s gonna come over and fuck me

the idea of the Pope inviting Gus Van Sant to the Vatican… 💅

The hottest is Crackie Lee

all the hottest accounts on here are named “chairman mao” “laurel yanny” “skeeter boy” etc.

posting bday pole at 1k

birthday boy

Errol Flynn was a sexy mf

just found out the horniest guy I know has 18 sugar daddies… things are making a lot of sense now 😂

got pronouns like Joe Biden in bio now

If I was in New York right now I’d be outttttttt and about 🤩

momdaddy

Apple Music replay day… every month of mine is so different lol. Lady Gaga had 662 minutes in March

I hate gay halloween what do you mean me and my ex and our new boyfriends are all the teen titans

came to Spirit Halloween for a few last minute touches… there’s a 50 person line to get in and it’s mostly girls in costume with their street clothes boyfriends 😆

about to go do something where I will feel very out of my element and I’m nervous as shit for. wish me luck bloomfies 😣

me wearing @bennydmmm.bsky.social

sorta

The results:

I would use paste over pitchfork more but their website literally kills my computer trying to load all those ads

are people gonna understand my Halloween costume

nobody guessed it but it was thick thighs, saving lives!!! (nobody guessed anything)

guess which body part

gooning + online shopping for speedos >>>