Can somebody ask Wayne Garton to contact me please. For some reason I can't find him. Thanks.

Whoever is still lending money to @officialalgie.bsky.social please be aware that a)he's spending it all on booze; b) he hasn't paid his share of the bills for 2 months and owes me over a grand; 3) he's still buying alcohol even though I've been in tears cause I can't cover the bills cont

Yeah, cause it went so well last time. 🤦‍♀️

Just settling down to watch Kevin Bridges on Netflix and fucking Aragog scuttled across the floor. Luckily he went behind a pile of books and I think I got him. Not getting close enough to check though. I actually feel sick.

It ain't much but I'll take it. Bout time something good happened in my life.

Shopping with my girls moved to Sunday...... Weed smoking knobhead next door away...... I may actually get to enjoy my garden this afternoon. 🥳

Pretty cool view this morning. I'm sure I'll be less enamoured when they shit all over my windows. 😳😂🐦

Can whoever is subbing @officialalgie.bsky.social please stop. I can't buy food this week, I don't know if I'll still have a job in a month's time and he's begging money off anyone who'll lend it to drink himself to death. And no @officialalgie.bsky.social I won't delete it.

Gonna go out on a limb and say I think I missed it. 😳

😂😂😂

What is it with male drivers? Sit on your bumper for miles then spit their dummy out when you make them sit at a junction. 😂 Aw, what's wrong boo... did I make you late for your tea? Miss your curfew? Poor baby. Word of advice? Don't piss off the driver in front of you.

How many people does it take to tarmac a road? Apparently 13..... 1 to drive the steamroller and 12 to stand about and watch 🤦‍♀️ At least it's getting done.... they've rescheduled 4 times

Whoever thought mushy peas with mint was a good idea needs to have a serious word with themselves 🤢

As beautiful as her mum 💜

First Mother's Day as a grandparent and a gorgeous gift to celebrate. 😍💜

Fucking hell I'm feeling this at the moment. 😭 youtube.com/watch?v=asaC...

Baby's 1st photo shoot. 😍

Get that camera out me face before I punch your lights out. 🤣🤣

Hi guys. I'll be deactivating my account in the next few days. I've met a lot of lovely people through this platform and Twitter and will miss the laughs but it's going to be too difficult to stay. Take care of yourselves and your loved ones. xx

I have the best work family 💜💜

My beautiful granddaughter is 1 week old today. I have a feeling she is going to be spoiled more than her mother, which I thought was impossible. 🤣🤣

At 20.21 tonight I officially became a grandmother. 😱👶

That's me done workwise for the week. I'm now off to my daughter's to argue with a solicitor and hope she doesn't go into labour halfway round Lidl. 🙈😂

Fooking wind. It keeps lifting the letter box and frightening me half to death. 😡

Spread the word. ✊

I'm in love 😍😍😍

The life of a bibliophile 😂

Dear BlueSkyers. Sadly I'm getting many reports of scammers pretending to be me here, incl messaging people with 'investments' . Pls share/help me spread word that, as you know, THIS IS MY ONLY BLUE SKY account (proved as my handle is an official MoneySavingExpert one). All others are scams

Absolutely fuming. Was supposed to have an MRI on Sat but they cancelled on the day due to "system breakdown". Just wasted nearly 2 hours on hold (1st in queue the whole time) only to get through and be told my call cannot be taken. 😡

Obviously Elon's was a natural birth. 🤦‍♀️

Happy New Year everyone. Hope 2025 is a good one. xx

Morning @bigdaveg.bsky.social Watch til the end...... you'll thank me. 😇

Just got home from Mum's and some knobhead's have decided to go a week early and let fecking fireworks off. 🤦‍♀️😡🤯

Merry Christmas/Happy holidays!! Whatever you're doing today, I hope it's a good one. xx

Having a conversation about Wallace & Gromit and googled their address. Can anyone spot the error..

Giving this a boost as I already have it. And it's bloody good. 🤩

I'm eating short bread. 😆

The gorgeous team at Doubleday (@transworldbooks.bsky.social @sarabethsbooks.bsky.social) sent me this stunning copy of #WellPrescribeYouACat to gift to a friend, so I thought I’d spread some Christmas feline cheer! 🐈‍⬛ 💊 Follow & repost for a chance to win. UK only, I’ll pick a winner this Friday.

Love, love, love getting book mail from @foxlanebooks.bsky.social Especially when it comes with goodies. 💜

GIVEAWAY! I'm celebrating joining the blue place by giving away a signed copy of my first twisty thriller, #OBSESSED, plus this fab HiP choc. To enter, follow me if you don't already, comment & share this post. Winner picked at random 9am Fri 13 Dec (lucky for some!). UK only, sorry. #bookgiveaway

Hellhound's defaced the Elf on the Shelf. 😬

Lilly makes the best book rest 😂

5th December and I've been Whammed already. 😫

Only Algie could post a pic of banana bread halfway through a Villa match. 😂

Started moving books to the library and have discovered I don't have Cujo, IT or The Stand. I am thoroughly disgusted with myself and shall remedy the situation forthwith. 😳 And no @officialalgie.bsky.social I'm not buying them. I'll nick them off the sib. 😆

Figured it out. It must be The Invisible Man. 😳🤷‍♀️