Dancing on wires

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

World's Most Ancient Garfield Licensee

I'm straight up pure of heart is the thing.

2 PINTS WHY AM I DRUNK

Simple two-legged walker can you Please lock the fuck in

The Public Apology, from a recent stream with @breakbeatbun.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa_G...

you just fear me because of my big powers

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"Oh mech pilots should wear skintight latex" NO. Soviet VKK flight suit

i just logged in to this website for the first time in almost a year and honestly? my posts were great and i deserve more love

scented candles are a scam by big smell

Talking to women makes you stronger

bean salad

i'm tired of these irresponsible dwarf owners. dwarves need a varied diet of common and semi-precious minerals to promote healthy beard development. quartz is okay in moderation. try hiding agate or citrine beneath larger rocks in their enclosure to encourage healthy foraging behaviour

Come on everybody feed me corn chips using the right bumper

Come on everybody feed me corn chips using the left bumper

why are bras so expensive im gonna straight up bludgeon someone

alien isolation xenomorph im going insane whitout you

beginning the year with the classic "get vomit in my hair, nurse a hangover for 2 days straight, and listen to pat the bunny" gambit

some guys treat trans women with a kind of stiff formality like we are retired officers who still technically hold our rank

cock wittington and his stupid gold pavement

Take me to Five Guys Because I want to see burgers And I want to see friiiieeees And in the queue to see the staff I think "oh god my order's come at last" But then a strange fear gripped me And I just couldn't ask.

getting started on the wrong foot on this website by posting the fabled "five guys morrissey"