taking my meds with olive juice just to really drive home how much i need them

this gem lamp is the greatest thing ever i love it so much

carlin does funny fings to yeh simple as

tucked in 💜

wake n bake on a thursday morning smh

i like a bitch that shits

sometimes i catch myself yearning for a time when my life was markedly worse but also much simpler

lol caught a 12 hour bird app ban for this joke reply to a friend's question

petah

looking rizzpectfully

i wannnt to remove my sholders

i don't want my studio ghibli food to get old

i'm on vacation in bajonkistan and it's great! said no one EVER!! tag a bajonkistani to totally bajook them #bajookanesehumor

hawg swangin

the mods at r/dragonsfuckingcars have gone full woke

my college campus is getting destroyed by covid rn :/

Two tankers have collided in Egypt’s Suez Canal, disrupting traffic in the vital waterway

the best part about being in a trusting long term relationship with another bi/pan person is that we can appreciate hot people together

if i get an A in my abnormal psych course i am going to diagnose all of you crazy bitches

can we talk about the toxicity in the yoshi cloaca sounding community

i am doing my best

salute the flag

appetite been beating my ass the last couple days, why tf am i so hungry all of a sudden

learning to make soft boiled eggs has been a valuable skill

nb dinner (beans)-

hey guys. look at these hooters

i hate getting a cold, my body feels fine and my head feels like it's been encased in jello

gay homosexual

Hey y'all just a reminder that, whatever your politics, Darth Vader's son Hitler Jr. having a stroke while accepting the award for Most Evil Man Alive at the grand opening of the Child Murder Factory is not funny. It could happen to anyone.

It's Enver's 2nd birthday!! Tell our big baby boy happy birthday or else 😡

so true

fwomp

i think dril is pretty great actually

aaa :3

Just Practice For a Just Contract. UPS Teamster getting prepared to strike.

he guards, she eeps

he has come to help me send emails

brain poisoning test: who is this person?

bluesky is the tumblr of twitter knockoffs

nicorette would be a beautiful baby name

will never get a threads account

it's so fun that i've managed to avoid seeing a ton of the discourse on here

posting hog at 250k

would someone like to explain to me why i can't order a barrel of crackers at cracker barrel

trans flag lens flare fireworks :3

bro is FINISHED when i get my combos going 🤌

I salute y'all.

cunt

i have to wear a hard plastic contact lens in my right eye now from a condition called Keratoconus. my right eye now perpetually feels like i got pepper sprayed 😡