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Boss told me I exceeded expectations being in a new position Can I get a W????

God I love Friday the 13th. It always gives me a surge of energy. Fun fact, Friday the 13th is celebrated as a holiday in my family due to my grandfather being born on Friday the 13th. Today is a good day

Bojack Horseman every time. One of the only shows to change its title sequence based on current events of the show. (Reuploaded due to minor spelling mistake ooooops)

Wedding? 2.5 hours away? On a Sunday??? At least I clean up nicely 😎

Why of course

WOOOOOO Spotify wrapped is here! Comment a number, and I'll give you a song based on my top 100!! (Also, these genres Spotify gives are hilarious)

The air purifier officially reached 0 it was nice knowing y'all 🤘😔 (my fiancée is cooking dinner)

A couple of my friends were talking about college football today, and one of them mentioned how outrageous a lot of sports fans who are 25+ years old putting all of their mental well-being in a 19 year old athlete. I've been sitting with that thought all day today.

Turns out axe throwing is really cool (she got a bullseye)

Today I am thankful for those who follow me after I like their posts. Like, good call because now I'm just gonna like your posts even more 😎

If I see that fucking duracell bunny advertising his shitty batteries again I'm going to throw the bastard into watership down.

Cannot sleep. AMA

Weird way to celebrate But ok

Omg thank you for 100 followers! Here's a pic of my forehead to celebrate

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Just pulled a back muscle at work

What is one of your comfort movies #comfort #movies

I really do not like feeling like an afterthought to people I refer to as close friends. Makes me really appreciate the people who do care and consistently show up for me. It means a lot.

Interact and get to know me! I love music trends c:

God, it is so nice not to have to see shitty opinions and then shittier people quoting those opinions over and over. I see people proud to be who they are, and it's such a breath of fresh air.

At a karaoke bar Ama

Here is my video game selection #promosky Follow me if you like any of the following! I follow back! Super Smash Bros Super Mario Bros Mario Kart Mario Party Sonic the Hedgehog Hollow Knight Celeste Metroid The Legend of Zelda Undertale/Deltarune Donkey Kong Kirby Animal Crossing Bomberman

In times of dread, I share all my love to you. Sending love to everyone who needs it ❤️

The moment Bluesky displays balloons, it's over for Twitter. Here's to 27. 🥳🥂

Wayne's world! Wayne's world! Party Time! Excellent!

Interact and get to know me! I love music trends c:

This might be my magnum opus. Happy Spooky Season from me and Rob-O-Lantern! 🎃

It is so weird. I'm not bombarded by ads, bots, spam, rage bait, interaction bait, and everything else that made Twitter so frustrating for me. I think I'll enjoy this for a while.

A fool's love goes a long way