Dump is already declaring Hilton as the first place winner in the governor's race. 1. It's not even close to being called with just over 50% of the vote in 2. He's saying this now so when the rest of of the mail in votes come in and he drops down to second or third, he's going to say it's fraud.

If 2026 was a car.

So I guess this means Dump will send in the national guard to keep Utah safe, no?

Toodles, Uber!!

Serious question: Who the fuck is #CurtisYarvin and why is he all over my feed?

Hold the Line, Harvard!

Go Cory!

Cheers to all my friends!

What’s the eta on getting an edit button on here? I spelled as instead of ass on a post and I just can’t live with myself.

May tonight's speech be the lowest rated thing he's ever given in his life. #dontwatch

A day late and a trillion short.

Free speech is rad.

Dave Franco's agent right now.

Who’s it going to be today, folks? Any guesses and in what role?