5 years ago today, Pandemic Year. It had been a month since I opened my "side project" (lol) cat rescue in the spare room of my flat in London. I saw an ad for a male kitten with "balance & walking problems" who urgently needed a home. And so it began. HAPPY SMOL PAUL DAY!

I kinda miss the ability to sad-post and shout into the void. Im at "early covid" levels of insomnia but talking about it online feels weird and so does not talking.

Proof of life. 👋🏽

My foster cat is dead clingy and has to touch me as he falls asleep. Im too warm the foot seems acceptable atm.

Just looked at my 5 bumble matches, all tall bald men with beards. Maybe I *do* have a type.

£450k audit fees. TV licences. Foreign aid. Reform UK finds a big number, strips the context, and screams “WASTE!” Meanwhile, I’m here with my spreadsheets. Let me walk you through the difference.

Leo is up for adoption. Would you love to look at this silly face every day? He's super affectionate and a lovely young man.

Smooth criminal was playing at the pool, turns out mum has thought for all these years that Michael Jackson is asking "Annie are you Walking" 😂

With the Alt thanks to lovely Daisy.

10/10 first para that.

4 days left with the big lad till he goes to his new home.

Gave away some bloods, was quick and easy and you should do it too. (If you can)

Hes so on brand.

Wtf temu...

Also big orange is still here. He's off for his snip and chip tomorrow. Hopefully a nice new home early next week. Is 5 orange cats too many, yes, it probably is.

Remember Rusty?! He's been back with me for a week or so now as his foster/adopt didn't work. No ones fault, the cats just didn't get alone. Since being back hes been showing me how clever and brave he can be.

Well that was disturbing.

Ohh film about Ed Kemper, let's get that anxiety going.

Feeling too calm, might take a pro plus and watch a murder doc.

Decided the gin deserved better than a lemsip cocktail so made a dirty martini instead.

Might pop some gin in my lemsip, it is Friday after all.

Back at it.

Jealous.

My little rescue for disabled and 'difficult' cats has some pretty big vet bills coming up. I'd love to book Rupert, Scooter and Widget in for their procedures but really need some help raising the cost. As always, DM me if you'd like to see proof, I have vet estimates ❤️

Cars broken down, fortunately made it to the services. 😭

More please daddy.

One of my cats appears to be broken.

My big orange mate has stopped by.

The wind has delivered me a free umbrella.

Imagine how fun life would be without clinical depression.

Off to see a new knee doctor today. Will be fun trying to explain why I've been waiting for treatment for 9 years.

Cats protection have just been in touch. Not-Nigel is really called TREASURE 😖😖😖 I've sent him off with a note to take better care of their cat.

Giant orange boys who moved into my house of his own volition, is allowed in my room now I have more space. He seems happy with this.

I'd love to do this, but the NDAs make it hard.

Well, Rusty has graduated cat school and is off to his new home. Couldn't be prouder of the progress this silly floof has made. 😊

Not-Nigel the clone who moved himself in, has settled in the spare room!

Argh, he's a big lovely boss-eyed idiot. I dont need another cat!!

This cat has recently decided he likes my house. He's got no chip (but both his balls). Guess he's picked his new home.🤦🏽‍♀️

It's really quite amazing how instantly the improved weather helps my mood.

Big up Mums

Mum: "I just feel dizzy and awful all the time" Me: "you've not drunk any water all day you're probably dehydrated." Mum: "can't be that I hate water." 😐

FAFO

Guess who has someone coming to view for adoption 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Last episode of Severance is a bit nuts, eh?!

Regular.

When your girl gives you some clarity.

Claude is not yet ready for my bullshit.

Dammit the men are onto us.

Chillin on the sofa with your pals, like a boss.