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Tried to participate in the meme, but couldn’t think of anything that hadn’t been done. Googled it and got a wonderful ai response

> had to print handouts at cvs > me: I just want regular paper not photo paper > cvs girl: No problem > First two come out normal. The rest come out on 8.5x11” glossy. > cvs girl: sometimes they just come out like that Only the finest, glossiest handouts for your boy:

CHOO CHOOOOOOOOO

Driving through Indiana for the first time. Gray and flat.

Traveling to Charleston IL for the IPA. Giving a talk about metalinguistic negotiations and arguments from disagreement. Haven’t presented in a while and I’m looking forward to it!

Fuck yeah. After struggling for hours I googled it and someone named Alan Munn solved my exact problem on StackExchange 7 years and 3 months ago. Copied, pasted, worked on the first try. Alan, you are the GOAT.

This post is not doin’ numbers. I meant to say that nonmonotonic logics are based, actually.

I’m not good at social media, but lately my strategy for the other website has been to post important work by big names, e.g., Frege and Lewis, or call my preferred positions in semantics and epistemology “based”. The numbers have skyrocketed. Good for the dopamine but bad for the discourse.

TIL libbing out is a thick concept.

Looks great!! Love to see more scholarship on the Fodorian question of ‘How many games in town are there?’!

Spellcheck in ia writer keeps changing “Yablo” to “Pablo”, but it does not change “Yablovian” to “Pablovian”.

I personally think that renowned philosopher Patrick Suppes *would* likely dominate in the 40k universe. However, calling him “godlike” is a bit overblown.

managed to drop my protein shaker in the toilet this morning. today is gonna be a rough one

Student asked me how much could bench today. Had to laugh and act like it was a silly question, but I live for that shit.

in my lane. moisturized. perfectly spherical. situated in a frictionless vacuum. ideal conditions

Putting the “dom” in “domestic”.

I’m a reply guy. In the social media sense, sure, but much more in the sense that all of my papers are just responses to other, smarter, more famous people.

Played Street Fighter for the first time in about a year, and for the first time competitively in about two years I got third. Had some nerves, execution wasn't great, but I did hit a few clean links and confirms. Lost to chudzilla lol Looking forward to practicing more regularly and playing again

small font. all caps

But for real though

The word “enshitification” is great example of the enshitification of language.

Hey all ye mighty, It’s Ozymandius, king of kings. Finally finished those works I was telling you about. Anyway, if you’ve got a minute it’d be great if you could look upon them and despair. No problem if not! Best, Oz

Hey all ye mighty, It’s Ozymandius, king of kings. Finally finished those works I was telling you about. Anyway, if you’ve got a minute it’d be great if you could look upon them and despair. No problem if not! Best, Oz

just internalism. externalism is based actually.

About 80hrs in and I had to drop gaming for about two months when work got busy. Coming back now and those quality of life upgrades are making it much easier to dive back in. In the past, this would have meant a full game restart, or more likely, simply never completing the game.

Cheeto fingers, but it’s cocaine.

Yes, but anyone who would call the game in question FFIII in 2025 is a filthy casual unfit for office.

Also, when you laugh boisterously when it is not socially acceptable, this is called a “gufaux pas”.

Yes. Good. Any time I select text in the editor I want a big stupid fuckin’ ai icon to pop up. This is what I want. This is what I have wanted for a long time.

Candy bowl in the lounge. Feeling shame but remaining accountable as I enter FIFTEEN now-n-laters into my calorie tracker.

lfg www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2DL...

Sing O muse of modals epistemic and semantics dynamic that brought countless ills upon the academics.

Language Of Thought's Wife

I've heard people describe themselves as either big "C" Chomskyans or little "c" chomskyans. I, myself, am a big "CHOM" CHOMskyan.

Some retro Mark Kerr videos have recently been released: This one is Randy Couture vs Mark Kerr in the 1992 NCAA finals at 190lbs. Watch until the end to see cameos from both Brands brothers, Pat Smith, and The Monster, Kevin Randleman. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q72G...

yeah but what about philosopher kings?

This past year has been wild. I've moved my family across the country and taught eight(!) new classes. I've finished recording lecture videos for the foreseeable, and the time has come to do some actual philosophy. Here are some unsolicited updates about what I've got in the works:

a cross between Noita and Enter the Gungeon with kittycats? might hafta stream it www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuAR...

agi is still right around the corner guys i swear any day now you gotta believe me man

Richard Linklater? Stop procrastinating. Richard LinkNOW!

This poll has been on my office door for the past few days. Apparently analytics and continentals can at least agree that \varphi is superior.

sensed and reference-pilled

You know what? I actually kinda like the material conditional.

Historians will refer to the mass migration of academics from x to bluesky as "The Blueschism".

Where can I find a barber who can give me Peter Thiel's haircut?