goddamnit can the #rhoa have fun n this season?? can frick & frack let loose??? this season has me on am anxiety medication

gawtdamn more of them showed up january 6

him sticking with dumocrat makes me think he’s spiraling on one hand but his burn game has been low key chopped since ron desanctimonioius

shouldn’t he be on mars right now like he promised

can someone explain to the government rubes that the words on the money & the pledge of allegiance are not the law

guys guys guys to sum it up he’s or she’s like him would be the leadership if corporations didn’t vote

jimmy fallons last interview is going to cancel the tour. what tour? the world tour

we are the cats that curiosity couldn’t kill!

im team trinity & turtle tongue #loveisland

guys guys guys we can cancel jimmy fallon at least. stay focused

actual headlines: blah blah blah bullshit bullshit actual news: world anxiously waiting to see if rancid pedophile president faces any consequences before his impending death

send help is funny & rachel mccadams is so good i forgive her for hitting on my huzbin that one time

me when im in a hurry after running errands all day

full circle when the brits be getting rid of their guy for the umpteenth time & we are stuck with a raging case of political herpes

fucking french

what exactly are we doing here because it’s not over easy with hot sauce? fucking french

in paris for fete. huzbin couldn’t get into a club because he was wearing jorts. fucking french

i feel like vance converted to be part of opus dei & push white nationalism further through rural catholic churches as a status symbol as seen as a trend in kentucky & ohio

he also notably ripped off bell hooks titles for his books is a particularly nasty example of erasure

political geniuses reminding everyone how much we love michelle obama

idk why i think this is funny everytime

me at party pickup so i don’t have to meet new parents

omg no one told him when you hit a trillion it’s automatic stoning to death 😬

bitches love a summa

the only thing i learned on the #summerhouse reunion was that west wilson is pretty dependent on drugs & we know how that turns out considering what we learned about the guy sitting next to him

can’t believe we are stuck with turtle tongue instead of hot cop #loveisland

the manosphere is probably mad he didn’t hit her

forgetting what you’re searching is the new walking into a room & forgetting why you’re there

my huzbin is mad at me because him it’s his responsibility to shave his long haired kitten’s asshole

the rest of the gamgee family is extremely disappointed in their cowardly disloyal cousin #midwestwilson #summerhouse

no one gives af about cbs more than this guy & they fired him like a bunch of losers. hope he goes to pbs

hard agree & colbert should have a show

seth macfarlane must be losing his mind over #rhori first everyone sounds like lois & now they are stealing his sinatra crooner shit just an epic troller getting trolled by bravo. unbelievable

i like presidents who can read the best

when they ask you if you need a bag what they’re really asking is if you are a little bitch who can’t carry all the stupid shit you bought

you’d be mad too if you rose from the sewers to stalk your prey & when you finally sink your jagged brown teeth into a neck only to realize they have milk veins, not blood

saturday may be caturday but friday night bluesky be riffing format jokes

honestly dont know what’s worse between being married to stephen miller or being stephen miller

west is like a samwise gamgee you can not trust #summerhouse

widows bay is so good

really hoping when all the trump monuments are torn down we can put up simple acknowledgments of the founding mothers who said enough is enough

ciara surgically eviscerating west is a flat win as he’s not a worthy villain (he truly earns the mid of midwest) whats got me reeling is if andy is really going to reward this banal man with his own tv show #summerhouse ozarks wooing the maga lite barstool audience. andys inner white guy is showing

one thing about me that proves my instinct for survival is real is that i would never end up on the amanda side of ciara #summerhouse

alicia’s ideas for pizza mama are actually very good #rhori

keeps getting younger by swallowing old versions of himself

look at these two big babies gettin babier!!

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vagisil was kind not to point out that kyle hasn’t been near a vagina in 7 years unlike carl & vagisil #summerhouse

i just had to explain to my 11yo & his friends what teabagging means so they stop sounding like boneheaded idiots & now they are laughing tears like I made it up…the lengths you have to go to to be a good mom

what the fuck is a todd blanche and how do we get rid of it