it’s ok if you don’t have it in you to listen to the announcement. there will be more bullshit announcements. it’s not important. you do you

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story. Holy. Shit. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

no one would say that shit off the record unless they absolutely hated their job

pennywise is so me on my period

reindeer names wrong answers only butthole surfer

guys guys guys what if he doesn’t die soon?

welp the shitbag failing at being a human being just like rob reiner said

heartbreaking to say it but if that’s how america treated a compassionate brilliant person like rob reiner & his wife then we didn’t deserve them

my dad would pretend to gift his office mates live chickens so it continues 6 grade secret santa

almost. almost gets it. fails to see sturgill demanding his music in the country category earned him his 1st grammy & nod for album of the year vs. beyonce. proving it’s not that the radio fans don’t want this kind of music, the industry gatekeepers would lose pop country fortunes if fans heard it

can someone please find james carville in the epstein files

in his fucking dreams bro

just watched two italian guys cry over discovering big mushrooms & realized why they would never suffer from a male loneliness epidemic

let’s go bully gay people at disneyland is the lamest shit ive ever heard

maybe this season of #rhobh they’ll crack the mystery of kyle richards & finally reveal that she’s boring af & just wants to get back to making lame tv with her goofy ass ex

is it bad if i hired a babysitter to go out but instead didn’t go out but rather hid in my bedroom

i think marc cuban would be happier & complain less if he gave me all his money

it’s time to open your advent calendar to the release of the epstein files sponsored by sharpie

asking for a friend where is ICE detaining people in metro atlanta?

i feel like he’s unhappy here & should move to mars like he said he would

how the grinch lost a guy in ten days

i angered a teenage girl by accidentally closing the door behind me & her reaction was palpable. ive never felt someone wishing me dead so intensely. proud of our sex really. your generation is going to move mountains with all that ferocity. A stay salty girl

if my thoughts create my reality then why is trump involved

founding my theory that white male virgins should not be allowed to vote

see the reason why it’s hard for me to buy into the ‘republican women are hot’ propaganda is that they all have fugly filler face & dress like calico critters

you’ll be visited by three spirits

all the pomp & circumstance of a t-ball end of season hahaha they made him put that shit on himself like he picked it from a bin at chuck-e-cheese

dude you can’t act like trump’s junkyard dog as your whole bit & then suddenly be above reproach. get the fuck outta here

me checking my fit for the xmas party

tbf when i asked the kids what they wanted to do at the sleepover the first thing they said was trash your house

guys guys guys tom cotton is mentally ill

dear joyce carol oates, elon is being loathesome again. thought you should know. - everyone who doesn’t suck

shin godzilla the movie that could have been an email

godzilla shin is a great way to end a sleepover the kids think godzilla sounds hardcore but the majority of the film is japanese office culture which lulls them to sleep

the 8yo explained to me that he speaks ‘to santa telepathically like vecna from stranger things but he’s harmless…or is he??’ followed by a wicked laugh

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ive also won the fifa peace prize, it’s literally nbd

angie was my favorite & now that i know she’s maga i don’t even care about #rhoslc anymore

i too have an award for trump waiting for him within the polar bear habitat of the central park zoo

yo. is there a good video editing app kids can use? roblox is shaking my 8yo down for minute clips

hope you did your cold moon rituals for this beauty. last big one of the year

tfw you’re 7 years old have zero impulse control & get an advent calendar for the first time

HE HAD A 40% GERRYMANDERED ADVANTAGE FROM JUMP. HER CAMPAIGN DREW OUT 2X HIS. SHE WHOOPED HIS ASS STATISTICALLY. STOP BEING ALL BOO HOO & KEEP THE MOMENTUM SHE CREATED FOR GODS SAKE

look. they are going to spin it like aftyn was a bad candidate & people in tn didn’t like her but the real reason she lost is because district 7 is carved out gerrymandered to the point a dem candidate has to outperform a republican 3x. aftyn outperformed epps 2x. 16%+ of her base to his lowly 8%

imagine the leagues of no fucks deep you have to be to pick the rotten kennedy off the ground & let it talk in press conferences

can someone tell zuckerberg nobody wants his bullshit glasses

me looking for the spot to put my towel with the least fucking people

happy unsubscribe day for all who celebrate

imagine roasting someone for not wearing a suit & then showing up in this get up…old jugs dripping vance