Splayed / & having the loveliest fckin week

As if this fine man isn't already spoiling me sillyyyy this week...!! 🥰

My recent crime? Playing in a lover's housecoat on a lover's couch in a lover's living room, while dreaming of someone else...... 🌠🐑

Looking for veggie recs for the grill. I've heard garlic scapes??

A special anniversary date with a certain someone today ♥️

How many summer dresses is too many...............

@mywillowvoss.bsky.social "Lick this side." 😈 "Am I allowed?" 😳 "Careful or we'll make money outside this ice cream shop."

I think there's enough Sky Daddy for all of us, JC

Chat, what are our honest thoughts about these Fluevog clogs? Maybe they're for my old lady art phase (phase?). Pls ignore ankles made of child stick drawing.

Found her ❤️☺️

The sweetest sweetie strikes again..! And I even get to smooch him in a week and a half. 🥰🥰

Babes, I'm visiting Van next week and would love a snug.

Slowly getting my life together aka resulting to emails now that I'm back from vacation. Thank you for your patience. ❤️❤️❤️

Now that I've returned to the land of the warm, is it time to go cute summer dress shopping?

Fun fact: It's fucking ✨ snowing ✨ here

Sous vide lamb chop ingenuity.

This ended up being a No but that doesn't have to mean a No for BS ☺️

teehee I’m Kim Pothoble now 🌱

My ads are getting uhhhm particularly niche

Anyone else's shit hometown make them inconsolably horny?

Special Promotion ⭐️💫✨️ When you book with me in the month of June, I will show you a video on my phone of an overweight raccoon that got stuck in my woodshed.

When I went on my first social with my favourite client I was all nervous and weird and wanted to flirt so I said "historically in your family when someone dies what is done with the body?" And thats a true story of what its like to have a conversation with me

When your subs wish you a happy Mommy's day ☺️♥️

I've decided it's a week of historical low-fi; buckle up buttercup 💛

Note to self: Do NOT open texts from @jessicawest.bsky.social when she is with @sweetbabyjamiee.bsky.social when squished between two adorable lil ol' ladies on a plane. Big whoops.

Hi hi hi just a gentle reminder to hopefully none of you: Definitely, 100%, ask to choke someone you've never met before 😃✨

You know when I stumble across an old low-fi pic ft. Fuzz, I just gotta share with the class.

Ughhffhhghhhhhhbbhghhhghhhh congratulations Leafs 😒

Thank you, sweet stranger!!! 🥰🥰

Ohh not much, just decided to pledge a share of Spirit Air to attempt to save it and rebuild as a community-owned franchise, you? letsbuyspiritair.com?utm_source=i...

Can someone, without googling it, explain wind to me? What causes it? Why windy days, calm days?

Meet a strap that stands a chance.

House of CB doesn't miss but I fear that spaghetti strap is unprepared for its first day on the job.

Having a moment on Perb and it's making my heart go all a'flutter. 😳✨ Thank you, gentlemen.

The top I was going to wear before I was asked for discretion. 😇

Ohhhhh the fun that was had. 😳 Should've taken an after pic hahaha

Hi lovers, May is almost spoken for… slide into my inbox before it’s gone 💫 [email protected]

Could this kind anonymous human please step forward? 😊

Lean in, trace my constellations of freckles with gentle hands, gentler lips. Pls n thx ♥️

Welcome to your personal Saturday. 🎆

Pretty sure they call it an everything shower because it takes everything in you

I CANNOT with this man. Jk I totally can, come back asap. 😚♥️ Spoils me like it's his second job. 🥹 All I have to give is a second swimsuit angle. 🌹

More and more, the idea of traveling to see rare birds and aquatic life has become extremely inticing to me.

Oh hi 🫣

It doesn’t get said enough these days, even less so in the SW community and amongst providers ourselves, but soft, fleshy, squishy bodies are where it’s at.

@jessicawest.bsky.social when & where????

BREAKING: Sick Woman Reminisces Little Guy She Made While Healthy

When the Gods of Sick mercifully smite you a week before the dates you're excited for instead of the day of ♥️ HALLELUJAH 🤧

Pretending to be cute indoors when I'm actually lookin cute paddleboarding outdoors ☀️

🐦🐦🐦 I spy three birds, do you?