🐦🐦🐦 I spy three birds, do you?

TGIF undies @ the cabin 🌊

Yes we're having a grand time but here are my panties drying in the ☀️

Cannot spend all vacation masturbating in bed because ovulating cannot spend all vacation masturbating in bed because ovulating 😣😭

Vacation has ✨started✨

Take one last look at these beauties because I'm about to freeze 'em clean off. 🌊 👙

Our dearest @mywillowvoss.bsky.social is sick for our anniversary trip 💔 so x-rated forest pics will have to wait. But if anyone is looking for a sexy, lonely snuggle partner in Sooke the next few days... 🌸✨

It feels real important to consistently shit on the US but: Omlette bar? Dream brekky. Chicken & waffles? Sweet n' salty perfection. Sausage gravy? Literal orgasm food. Just a northern gal with American tastebuds between 7 AM and noon.

Spring has sprung 🌸

Went to buy this bathing suit and they don't have my size 💔🥲 mourn w. me

Gimme this with too many layers and a book. Circa 2024.

Stop, I'll cry

Y'all bought all of the anniversary gifts for me and @mywillowvoss.bsky.social in less than an hour 🥹 So here are thank-you titties circa lip ring era. 🥲♥️

bsky.app/profile/wren... Posted this & did not realize how horny my nails are iykyk

It's my sweet baby @mywillowvoss.bsky.social and I's anniversary in 4 days 🥹🌸 Our anniversary trip is soon & I've added some gifts in case someone's in the mood to be perpetually appreciated by two cuties w. booties. Thank u pics provided, of course 🤭 throne.com/wrenfaulkner

Just a gal with her head in the clouds. ☀️

Days off are for slow mornings with @mywillowvoss.bsky.social

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Such a rampant menace when I'm ovulating omg

Not the sideboob we deserved, but the sideboob we needed. -Spring 2026 I sometimes hoarsely whisper Batman when I'm elevated.

Looking to hire a Dom/Domme to make me finish my website. Only half kidding.

To be seen is to be adored. ♥️ Thank you for the most incredible day, P (the charmer was making the masseuse giggle as much as me.)

Reflecting on all-time fav romantic compliments: 18, working as a grocery store clerk in the Yukon. Hot guy in his late 20s comes in a lot. Tells me everything about me reminds him of the girl from 10 Things I Hate About You (smart as a whip, incredible sense of self, bitch in every perfect way).

Don't be fooled: the entire base is roast chicken and caramelized onions. Salad w/o leaves pls & thx, I'm only a bunny in bed. 🐇

:3 The ever talented @batsyhead.bsky.social

Paris, 2024. Illegal to not do bush in France.

Today: less online, just as horny.

Anyone who's been paying attention knows I've had a chronically online & horny day, and I love that for both of us.

I love bush ❤️‍🔥😵‍💫

I will take "all of the above" please 📚💙

Regular porn isn't doing it for me anymore; I want to come to videos of my admirers masturbating to me. —the most Leo words ever uttered

I had a serious allergic reaction to makeup in May that we haven't been able to crack so I'm 10 months without. Here's a little reminiscent throwback: Oh hiiiii. 🧡

If you were wondering about a personal training update:

Let's see if we can stick a pencil under one of these bad boys.

Looooooook, a sweet gentleman of mine bought me a Turkish lamp making workshop. 🥹 Cannot imagine a cooler gift than a creative experience.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

Baywatch: heavy on the watch. Love being a Van Island gal with our sweetheart Pam A. 🌻

Would've loved to say hi but we were both pretty busy with our mouths. Name a better smile/ass combo than Taylor Love. I'll wait. 👭: @datetaylorlove.bsky.social 📸: @blackmagicboudoir.bsky.social

But my favorite pictures from Venice is not cats but this combination that I think of as “missed connections.”

Vancouver, stop snowing. These are the only pj's I brought.

10/10 take. no notes

I used to be so self-conscious about their puffiness and now I literally type it into the porn search bar... My erupting nubile fruit beg for a needy mouth.

My girlfriend (my literal romantic partner—since this term can be misinterpreted) is newly on BS. Omg. 🫠 Join me in my drooling.

Find a way to profit off of your addiction and THEN you'll never work a day in your life. Or have to reckon with your inner turmoil. ☺️✨💦

Waxing poetic in the bath to @jessicawest.bsky.social incredible fucking tits. Now I can relax.

Perhaps unpopular: 🧀, 📚, 🍫

My, oh my. You dirty shipping container you. ✨

Cruising through the laptop and found an old low-fi pic ft. lip ring, money pieces + lil ducky 🦆 I'm nicer than I look, I promise 🥹

An oldie but a goodie on deck today.