grandpa toji being grumpy and stern with all his grandsons until megumi gives him a granddaughter and suddenly that old man doesn’t have a mean bone in his body (but only for her and gumi)

feral ghoul satoru, who’s been imprisoned for years in cochlea, just barely clinging onto the last stray strings of his sanity. he claws bloody marks and bashes his body into his cell walls, all while screeching out megumi’s name, desperate to be with his human mate once more 💔

#gofushi megumi: gojo-sensei and i have this kind of chemistry where we finish each other’s— satoru: sentences!! megumi: don’t interrupt me! 💢 satoru: 😟😔

#sukufushi sukuna will fondly recall this moment years later when him and gumi have their 4th child

#sukufushi sukuna is screaming and sobbing his heart out in front of megumi’s house in the middle of the night right now and toji just woke

#sukufushi so basically this is how that one chapter went down

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alpha satoru not knowing much about nesting or scenting due to his upbringing so he destroys omega shotagumi’s nest because he thinks it’s just a messy pile of laundry..now satoru doesn’t understand why tsumiki is growling at him to leave or why gumi is crying over some clothes 💭

post-breakup sukufushi where sukuna comes home absolutely wasted and their children (stuffed animals) look at him with their whore of a mother’s eyes and kuna just bursts into tears and asks them why their mother (megumi) won’t take him back 💔

#itafushi sukunya does Not care!!! and proceeds to push the orange juice bottle off the counter. yuuji Hates that damn cat sm 😭

gofushi’s son: *counts to ten* megumi: good job! satoru: (smugly) eleven

thinking about yuuji going to shoko’s office at 1 in the morning because gumi broke his nose by riding his face too hard 💭

wdym jumpfest is releasing a takaba plushie (i need him so badly)

i’ve never really bothered to look at the statistics on ao3 before so now i’m just..wahhH?!?!? i didn’t realize so many ppl actually subscribed and bookmarked my rarepair fic 🥲🥹

everytime itafushi goes on a date, megumi has to be home in a timely manner because otherwise sukunya gets mad and tears up the couches. yuuji does Not Like that cat!! he just wants to play with megumi’s other kitty 😩

me thinks pretty omega urahara deserves to be knocked up

#allfushi high schooler gumi gets pregnant and toji demands to know who the father is so they can take responsibility (and pay) the next day the heir of the gojo empire, a renowned cult leader, and the kingpin of the ryomen clan appear at his door, all claiming to be the father.

#sukufushi follow sukuna’s account for more dating tips! 🙏

nobara making megumi take a pregnancy test with her as joke except megumi’s is positive 🫢

toji who refused to touch omega shotagumi because he knew his knot wouldn’t fit so he’d use the barrel of his gun instead 💭 now a kidnapped gumi can’t help but instinctively gush slick when yakuza boss sukuna forces a gun into his mouth..he knows the drill 🤭

#sanegiyuu thinking abt how jealous sanemi is of giyuu’s crow 💭 giyuu’s so sweet to kanzaburo, hand feeding him berries and seeds. he coos what a handsome & smart bird he is. he even lets the old crow hop into his robes and bed for cuddles when he gets too cold..sanemi wants attention too!

gofushi’s twin boys who have only ever seen satoru wear his blindfold or glasses around them..so they kick and scream when a weird man with glowing eyes tries to hold them 😅 their cries get louder when he goes to hug their mama too. poor megumi has to comfort both his crying babies and husband

#gofushi megumi: gojo-sensei, do you want a kiss? satoru: *eyes watering up & sparkling* m-megumi wants to k-kiss me?! in public?! satoru almost topples over yuji and nobara as he rushes to get a kiss from his blessing. he closes his eyes and puckers up his lips eagerly.

#sukufushi toji would roundhouse kick his future son-in-law in the face for Free!!

this is honestly all kenjaku needed to do to catch gojo

i need yuuji to put a baby in megumi’s womb RIGHT!!! NOW!!! get him heavy with TWINS!!!

wah..idk if i actually should be reposting any of my twitter posts on here (ノ_<。)

#sukufushi megumi is one emoji away from blocking sukuna

FUSHIGURO MEGUMI MY BELOVED!!!!!