I just want to know when the big overarching truss is going up on the new stand. So much talk, so many podcasts, yet to hear anyone discuss this! Anyone? Am I the only one bothered? Yes. #lufc

Hate the home kit. Almost never hate kits. Hate that one. Reminds me of the kit we lost at Cardiff in. Hate that one too. #lufc

Pitch is a joke. It’s not like they’ve had multiple years and billions of pounds to figure it out. Could we please keep the World Cup in countries that have football stadiums? #worldcup #england #lufc

They’re not using these nets in the actual World Cup, are they? Think my best mate Dan had them in his garden when we were at school #worldcup #england #lufc

My prediction for today is a Spurs defeat but we take a stubborn point to relegate West Ham, save Spurs and piss off the footballing world #lufc

Fuck relegating Spurs. There’s a very realistic scenario that sees us finishing 12th. Let’s go do that instead. #lufc

For anyone that missed it, this was his reaction to their winner vs Boro. Might want to put those little binoculars away now #lufc

Can’t believe they’ve had the bottle to follow through on that. Delighted to see it though, based 100% on my hatred of Harwood-Bellis and love of Luke Ayling #lufc

So just to be clear, the spurs player thought the challenge on him, in the last minute of a must-win game, actually WAS a penalty? Well blow me down. #lufc

Quick reminder that each position in the prem is worth an extra £2.8m in prize money (aka squad investment). No playing for fun, let’s get the fuck up that table #lufc

People putting way too much stock on tonight. 4 games left. Every chance we’re already safe. 2 more points and we’re almost certainly safe. 3 points and we’re definitely safe. Very little pressure on tonight. #lufc

Parker leaving is good news. We’ve struggled against his football time and time again. Hopefully whoever is charge encourages them to give it a go and we get a more open game #lufc

And I would drive 200 miles and I would drive 200 more, just to see us play at Wem-ber-ley but guarantee we will not score ba da da #lufc

Wembley is a weird vortex where people are tiny and time goes very, very quickly and I do not much care for it at all and also when can I go again? #lufc

Pahahahahaha #lufc

Taking this opportunity to point out how wrong I was about Justin, because Bluesky is for grown ups and we can own our mistakes! What were you wrong about? #lufc

I’d be very concerned if my team played like that and my manager gave that interview. Worry about how a supposed relegation contender could and should have put 5 past you, rather than moaning about a few (correct) referring decisions #lufc #mufc

You lot go have your daft little relegation battle, we’re off to win the FA Cup instead. #lufc

Hearing Wembley will be £1 on the gate (cash only) but if you’ve bought friend of Wembley raffle tickets then show them to Dave in the clubhouse and he’ll let you know through the back #lufc

Daft of them to put the marathon on while Leeds are at Wembley. No one is going to go. Charities are going to lose a lot of money. Sad. #lufc

This match kicked off 3 hours ago! #lufc

At this rate the fans at the game might as well stay down there if we get to Wembley, semi final will kick off shortly. #lufc

They should invent a defensive position either side of the CBs. Something to help defend the wings. So they would just stay fully back during defensive duties. One right. One left. At the back. #lufc

The magic of the OH FUCK OFF cup #lufc

Football is funny because we’ve bossed this, should’ve won, had plenty of chances, West Ham have been shite. So why is it so impossible for me to imagine us scoring another goal? #lufc

The time taken by the officials to give that penalty tells you everything that’s wrong with VAR. The tech is fine, but the humans get less confident, less clear, less decisive every week. #lufc

…it’s a crazy plan, but it might just be crazy enough to work #lufc

STOP IT! #lufc

I see you all piecing together that little route to a winnable Chelsea cup final via Southampton in your head. Stop it, stop it right now. #lufc

Looking at West Ham and Spurs fixtures, those two could be in a race to bottom. Hard to see how either picks up more than 6 points from here #lufc

Football has never been worse for the spectator. It’s the only sport in the world where you pay loads of money to watch people play a game, and they do their absolute utmost to NOT play it, or at least to play it as little as possible #lufc

There’s no conspiracy, they’re just mostly very bad. #lufc

Can’t argue too much with the GG booking (daft challenge on a yellow), but the fact the ref had very obviously forgotten he was booked speaks to the competency of the referees we’re dealing with every week #lufc

I don’t know why everyone is acting confused, it’s clearly a very simple 3-2-2-1-2 #lufc

Well, my renewal notice has landed (West Stand) and I’m going to go find a cupboard to cry in. #lufc

Head-loss central I see #lufc

I mean this quite literally. We’re 4 minutes in and we’ve played 30 seconds. #lufc

Got to remember that 12 minutes will only actually contain 2 minutes of football. #lufc

Blatant pen. Terrible one. Very poor from Ampadu and Darlow (unusually in both cases). #lufc

This. And the “people don’t know” argument is a veil. A minority didn’t know. Maybe even half didn’t know. But if we played again tomorrow the boos would be there. It’s on us to challenge it. It’s such a small ask, there’s no legitimate battle to be fought on it. #lufc

What an absolutely stonking point that it. No right to go to 3rd in the league and pick something up but Farke and this brilliant side are given us a season to remember. So rare to get to be a happy football fan. Savour it #lufc

Thicko #lufc

Brighton still have to come to Elland Road so in reality we’re above them #lufc

West Ham more or less need to double our points tally over the remaining games if they’re to stay up. #lufc

Called it #lufc

That 4-1 in 2011 was class. Remember feeling just as pressured. The sending off was right in front of me and the crowd reaction was the thing that got the red. Then I think of Sunderland and Blades games last season. And the fact that we’re good. And it’s Elland Road. 3-1 Leeds. #lufc

Harry Gray’s goal was quite good. That’s it, that’s all I’ve got #lufc

Palace agreed a deal for Guessand from Villa earlier today and it’s now being reported they’re walking away from Strand Larsen #lufc

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Went to Everton last night. Modern, pretty, but it’s a concrete bowl. It’s a 2025 Riverside, Pride Park, SoL. Queues at the loos, bar, getting in, getting out. More space (in and out) and more food vans than the average ground. I’m glad we’re expanding as it secures ER from bad decisions. #lufc