"No. You're pregnant."

"You're so mean for no reason..."

He's gnawing on them even more so.

Gnawing on her.

Biting her.

Kissing her on the forehead.

He's already standing behind her.

// PLEASE it's just a bit a funny joke PLEASE

He's taking a seat beside her, a hand rubbing her back. A sigh leaving his lips. " Okay no more jokes I'm sorry... I didn't meant to upset you. "

" First you're mana. Then you're pregnant. And NOW you're having a child? Which one is it? "

" Mana... Or should I call you pregnant now? "

" What I thought you were mana not pregnant? "

I'M GONNA SHAKE YOU AROUND IN MY TEETH //

"Okay? We just went on a date. What's the problem?"

"You all embarrassed like this reminds me of that date we had."

Patting her butt. "Good to see you too again."

Picking the fishman up under his arm.

Picking her up under his arm.

⠀⠀ an independent portrayal of 𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗝𝗜 from the 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗔𝗪 𝗠𝗔𝗡 series. multiverse and crossover friendly. seeking mains, serious and crack roleplay. He/Him. 🧡⠀⠀

" Again. It's not you. If it were. I'd tell you."

" I'm not a morning person. Nothing against you, fins."

" Morning.. " 💢

If you guys think about it. Villains who aren't actively being evil are just cosplaying.

Breaking off half before offering it to her. Rolling his eyes. ❝Here.❞

He's eating a sandwich.

"I mean. She fought me. In a test of endurance."

"Why?" A brow arched as his hands rested on his waist. "You gonna give her ointment for her bite marks?"

"No thanks, I've got it covered." Taking the ointment in hand. "Mana might need some too, actually."

Hey does anybody have ointment? I got scratch marks on my back.

You're the raccoon right?

What?

"What?"

He's watching even more intently now, chewing the last bits of his sandwich.

"You're putting too little pickles, Mana... It ain't gonna hurt to add more."

watching, he's still chewing.

Taking and eating the sandwich.

❝I've been on plenty of dates then... I think? ❞ A pause as he mulled over the definition. Eyes closing in thought. ❝Yeah! I think those count. I'm a date master!❞

❝I agree... That sandwich looks great.❞ A shrug. ❝Dunno why there's so many images of me, I'd love more sandwiches. ❞

❝So, uh... What's a date exactly? ❞

❝Pleased to meet you, Mana. You already know who I am no doubt. ❞

A nod before hoisting her over his shoulder and walking away.

❝Who cares? If they disagree with me, I'll just beat the shit out of 'em. ❞ Another sip of his drink.

"I asked.. Do you want to change your status? Pretty simple question... You got water in your ears?"

"So... You're single. Noted. Wanna fix that?"

He's pointing with the cup now. "Who's your husband?"

Loudly sipping on a straw.