Listen up, Diamond Dogs:

Two of the most diamond dog dukes out there are.

@trashyboyscout.bsky.social best tattoo artist this side of the Mississippi. Forever proud I will die with your art on my cloned flesh.

This is why real Diamond Dogs don't make cuts to Medicare and Social Security.

You're never alone, you are loved and if you ever need assistance please reach out for your loved ones. You're always a Diamond Dog to me.

Diamond Dogs do not always, but can wear at their leisure, bandannas.

This was found on a 'help me clean this' Reddit. They were also worried about the cat and it's safety (like a good car chaperone). On Mother Base we just use D Dog for everything, but I think this kitty is Diamond Cat material.

I was going to just say Nano Machines, but yeah, this works too I guess.