#Announcement - 11:00 meeting in 3a is being pushed to 11:30 - Gen. Reiner is out this week. Please direct any notes or postage to your supervisor for holding - For safety purposes, please do not ride the storage carts. Push them while walking like normal people. Pvt. Mike got hurt yesterday

Our offices challenged our strongest soldiers to the ultimate test of strength this afternoon, and they excelled with flying colors! It only took 4 soldiers and 10 minutes to open a Talenti ice cream

#Announcement Clean up begins today! If enlisted soldiers have not received their email yet, find your sector supervisor for more detail.

An unprecedented attack by 'Dr. Eggman' has destroyed ~70% of G.U.N.'s south eastern base of operations this past Thursday. We will stand strong knowing we were prepared and our work and training paid off. No casualties have been reported.

#Announcement Tax season is rapidly approaching- G.U.N. office employees can file with our accounting sector.

#Announcement Pipes in the East Building's bathrooms have burst due to this week's cold spell- repairs will be made over the weekend.

Thanks to our Intelligence Retrieval units, a planned attack by Dr. Eggman yesterday has been prevented almost entirely! No lives were lost, and minimal damage was reported- a high bar to set for the future.

#Announcement Night shift security officers have priority spots in Lot C during turbulent weather- especially snow storms. Long shifts should be rewarded with a clear vehicle to take home at the end of the night.

#Announcement - Circulation in the South Building is being repaired; expect proper heat by 12:00pm - 1/27 Lectures in Auditorium 2 are delayed by one hour - Stop over-feeding the fish in the East Building's second floor tank. The pH is off and the filters are gross all the time

#Update Our offices will be letting out 2 hours earlier tomorrow and the day after on account of snowfall. Drive safe, stay warm!

#Update Our online security has been strengthened with the help of Team Sonic. A big thanks to Miles "Tails" Prower!

We have more details regarding the phishing email: - The linked website domain was registered to "RD-VXN." We are working to trace this back and decode it - "Harmless" was not the most accurate word to use. The effects were not as bad as they could have been. Desktop icons were resized.

Office Employees of G.U.N.: A harmless internal security breach has been avoided this evening. If you are logged into your work email, log out and in again. Make sure any email you respond to is sent from a valid, recognizable source.

Employees are currently salting Parking Lot A, B, and D. Lot C has overhead cover. Please watch for ice as the temperatures drop!

A big 'thank you' to those of you who stayed behind to help clean after our New Years office party! To those of you who didn't, you know who you are.

To anyone and everyone, The employees, officers, and soldiers of the Guardian Unit of Nations wish you the kindest and warmest transition into the new year. We strive to make the future as bright as you all make the season.

#Announcement Today's 12:00 pm meeting in 4a has been postponed to 1:00 pm. Or 13:00, if you're into that.

#Announcement We do not haze new recruits.

#Announcement The new deli has been open for three days and one of the employees can already afford an additional community college course next semester

#Announcement The West Building now has..... A Deli! Please enjoy the usual morning coffee and sandwiches, closer to work!

Pvt. Herman's report on her field work around the world will be published on our website. Check under the "Information" tab on the side bar.

We have intercepted another Chaos Emerald from Dr. Ivo Robotnik, thanks to the Sigma 3 faction soldiers. Hark work pays off! We strive for a future where Dr. Eggman will no longer be an imminent threat.

We must commemorate the work of our scientists in the field, who are known for their outstanding machines and discoveries on a consistent basis. With these advancements in technology, we strive for a better future.

#Announcement Please refrain from shaking any and all vending machines on the G.U.N. Office grounds.

#Announcement It is important- now more than ever, and every day after- to organize and create a community that stand up to oppression and hatred. Do not fall to despair! You must keep moving!

#Announcement Team D.A.R.K. has finally organized an official acronym for their unit. There was much deliberation on this subject, and we are glad to see it achieved.

#Announcement SGT. Foley will be teaching a course on medical treatment during fieldwork. Soldier attendance is optional, but highly encouraged.

Security at our base is top-notch. Any classified information that has passed through our systems is protected and under constant surveillance.

#Announcment Due to unforeseen circumstances, rescheduling of events on site will take place: - The meeting in room 4-a will take place at the same time in room 4-d - Tomorrow's drill will be moved to next Tuesday per request of Sgt. Parr - Zumba classes will resume as normal

While we appreciate the teamwork and collaboration of others, we must stop the spread of misinformation. Our soldiers at G.U.N. are not affiliated with the #Sonic Team in any way, despite the fact that we all have one goal- To stop Dr. Eggman.