Ugh there was a house centipede in the basement and I yelled at it because how dare he show himself to me

They're a brown noser with a well worn set of knee pads.

A swim up bar but the bartenders are the ones swimming

Does anyone else find it incredibly awkward and weird to have someone talk to your dog and not even acknowledge you?

public toilets need bidets

Oh my goddddd the bar is work at is FERAL. #stpaul

Feeling like the biggest dork standing in line outside gamestop for a switch2 lol wish me luck I'm at the end of the line

Had three separate old dudes tell me about their first time seeing the Plasmatics tonight. One of whom one was "impressed" I knew what a 7" was lol

This was my high-school & I'm not shocked but I'm saddened. I read that book in high school and it shook me, but it was really important and imprinted on me. This school was a tough place for me. Shout out to Ms. Mo (journalism) for teaching me my rights & encouraging me to stand up for what's right

"More than 40 well-used copies of 'The Kite Runner' languish on a cart with warning signs that say “… cannot be checked out!” Book bans in St Francis, MN, ramping up: minnesotareformer.com/2025/03/19/t...

Whatever will be, will be. Que sera, sera

I speak cook language fluently... "I'll give you a shot" means make me food

Here goes first year working at an Irish bar for St Paddy's weekend 🙃😭

A man asked for my number and I told him I was in a relationship, he very humbly offered as a third if we were interested 😂

I wonder if our pets with their cute lil paws think our human hands look creepy as fuck

Feet stank but my money long