*cookie monster vocals*

Hot Take: If the feds are on Bluesky, they're spying on you. Full stop. The fact they made a bunch of accounts on here associated with systems and ideologies that reject everything most of the users on Bluesky stand for is proof of this. They're not using it for any other reason. ☭

I can't wait for the inevitable Anthrocon toxic work environment scandal that ousts Uncle Kage from his duties in the furry fandom.

One of the most fascinating things about the first wave of punk rock from 1976 to 1977 was in both the U.S. and the U.K. only a handful of bands fit the three chords and the truth stereotype and its time in the sun was actually very brief.

Well who's ready for snowmageddon?

I wonder if Tom Cruise will pray to L. Ron Hubbard when he gets his honorary Oscar.

I'm looking forward to the next 10 years because almost all the major dictators and world leaders adjacent to their sympathies will have died by the end of that.

*to the tune of Stanley Steamer the Carpet Cleaner* 🎵JESUS DIED FOR OUR DUNKIN DONUTS!🎵

You're weird. Let's be friends!

Why have quite a few albums made by furries gotten a good amount of attention from music nerds like those on RateYourMusic?

This machine is fascist.

It's a fascinating thing to watch the youth reinvent lolcats from base principles.

Anyone think electing Democratic Socialists to public office is the most potent manifestation of watered-down sellout leftism in action? You're not going to achieve your goals by asking politely. The power structures in place are deliberately designed to lock them out. Just ask the beard guy.

I haven't really been thinking today for some reason. Just existence. Just vibes.

Midweek Mangoes are required to keep your bathtub.

I'm at a point now where if I made music, if anyone asks what genre it is, I'd just say, "Yes." Fuck what everyone else expects from this, I'm going to get weird.

You know all of those megachurches we have around? If this was Scandinavia in the 1990s they would have been burned to the ground by now.

*AOL Dial-Up Noises* DADDY"S CUMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At this point my work schedule at my current job is based off vibes.

My laptop and desktop absolutely do not want me to take the yiff personality quiz everyone is doing today due to it having viruses for some reason. I like to think if they knew my true horny levels, they would not be able to handle it.

So the iOS interface updated for me this morning and already I fucking hate it. The design is really ugly and its ease of use has been lessened. Reason #49,264 as to why corporations have no standards.

Asshole: Welcome to the 23rd annual Dictators United meeting. I have just recieved word that the immortality potions are going to be delivered to us next week and we can rule our nations with an iron fist FOREVER! Cunts: This calls for a celebration! *Versailles-level drug orgy party is thrown*

I think I'm now at a point where, given my life experiences and trajectory as seen by myself and everyone else, it's seriously time to address what my short and long-term futures are going to be. It's not my ideal scenario, but not taking appropriate action now will fuck my life up big time.

Anyone else think food is lit?

For some reason, I find this picture amusing. I don't think the original poster was trying to make it come off that way but years of memes that don't make sense conditioned me to see a barbecue grill with a snowy background as very Internet.

Fred Figglehorn walked so Charli XCX's "brat" could run.

Rule 34, section 2: If it exists, there's a kink of it.

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We're going to play some unplugged songs! *unplugs electric and electornic instruments as the audience questions their life choices.* *starts playing a death metal song that sounds horrible acoustically*

Reminder that Tool and Weird Al Yankovic were the two biggest artists to ever release albums on Volcano Records.

TW/CW: Kitten Being Hospitalized, Death A few days ago Mako was diagnosed with FIP. The outlook of her condition was not very promising. She was getting a lot better up until yesterday morning.

Well, this morning sucks a whole lot of ass. And not in the pleasurable NSFW way. I'll explain what happened in separate posts/threads. It would be inappropriate to do so in one.

Anal Cunt's albums contain lyrics that no one should write or perform. Despite this, it inadvertently feels like a look into the thoughts and actions of the average right-wing asshole. It exposes the monstrosity that leads to oppression, genocide and other human rights violations.

I think it's time to make the furry fandom an 18+ space exclusively. Considering that almost everyone here has NSFW tendencies and into a number of kinks (not to mention that it's core to the authentic furry experience) that sex positivity and sex work heal parts of ourselves that have been 1/?

The moment you're certain about anything is the moment it becomes the opposite.

Remember Farmville? Facebook actually used to have games you can play on there.

One of these days I'm going to have to listen to the rap songs from current NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani. Yes, those exist.

Wouldn't it be funny if someone started selling weed in the back of a 7 Eleven again in response to the gentrification of the drug?

I'm sending War & Peace length responses to text messages and DMs, send help.

The Winter Olympics are coming soon. I wonder if the Pope will get involved in the opening ceremonies? Probably not but there might be pizza.

Need love and hugs from my friends before I go to bed tonight.

Who wants some Kentucky Fried Cock?

sex?

I'm feeling better and can manage work better under the new meds but I'm not funny anymore. My jokes are of worse quality now.

It's fascinating that the anime and furry fandoms were developing in the United States at the same time and in the exact same spaces early on. As for how their fandoms grew and what they're like now, the anime fandom is the Beyonce of the two and the furry fandom is Kelly Rowland/Michelle Williams.

I have been thinking about this way too much since I posted it.

UFC Fans in the late 1990s: The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.

Too many celebrities. Not enough farmers.

My aunt (my dad's sister) is dying from cancer and he got pissed because we didn't read his minds saying it was about that when he texted "Still calls don't work, only text." We all thought it was about the Verizon weirdness because there was no context for that group chat conversation at all.