Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen: Against Me! (x4) Wilco (x3) TV on the Radio Broken Social Scene (x2) Streetlight Manifesto (x3)

It’s always fun to run on the treadmill, feel like you’re struggling, then realize you did the entire run with a 3% incline.

Skied my quads off today. And my back is angry. But beer is undefeated.

Bayern deciding to absolutely murder Leipzig in the last 15 minutes of this match. The “Fuck RB” sign in the Bayern section funny as hell.

America has a housing shortage. Every single housing proposal you see that is not "build more housing" will have the primary effect of pushing up the prices of existing housing, and is therefore, in reality, a plan to enrich current homeowners. In conclusion, build more housing.

The Dodgers being an unhinged death machine gives me a reason to go watch the woeful Rockies

FOOT BAWL WEATHER

Voluntarily signing myself up for abuse? My kind of fun!

New toys WOOOOOO

Chillin y’all

Kids have been sick. The wife is sick, and the garage door failed last night. This week can eff right off already.

Harry Kane continues to do ridiculous Harry Kane things

FFS this is so dumb, just draw the teams you shit heads

The noises I just made for that NYCFC goal. That was pretty

First 15 minute run in the books after fucking up my back. Getting back into this is gonna be a slog. At least the weather is finally cooperating.

Disney really makes switching a Disney+ bundle to one with live tv an absolute fucking pain

Finally getting around to canceling YouTube tv just to watch LSU get crushed by Alabama. Hooray

OMG Luis Diaz you freak. What an amazing goal

All time F1 bag fumble. Good grief

What a gorgeous night for some mile high soccer. Come on you burgundy boys.

LSU lost. Let’s hope the Rapids can improve things a bit. Y’all don’t need to tell me, I know.

LSU can’t play offense and the defense is gassed. Not great!

Leeds vs Bournemouth. Also know as Sickos Premier League Morning.

I read this and went “Ha, shit is fucked.” I think a lot of us have memory holed how bad the 2008 financial crisis was. The AI bubble gonna hurt when it pops.

Rainy and chilly this morning. Definitely time to jam out to Massive Attack.

The Broncos might be decent? What is this nonsense.

Today in “how did you fuck up your back as a middle aged man?” Fucked up my back trimming low branches on a tree. They gonna put me in the wood chipper next.

Arsenal v Man City has been damn near unwatchable. This is true anti-soccer.

Watching the coffee pot and wondering how stupid is this day going to get

Ski pass is paid off and Loveland got their first dusting of snow last week. If we get an October opening day…y’all.

Strong drizzle as DSGP tonight

My favorite thing the Rapids do is paint an oar for each home match. These are dope.

And we still have Florida vs LSU to go

Good morning to everyone except the Florida Gators and Houston Dynamo.

COMMENTARY: Charlie Kirk was shot in Utah today. And so were schoolchildren in Colorado. Because of the sick delusion that violence solves problems. None of us is safe.

Ever get really bummed out? I’m really bummed the hell out at the moment. Tomorrow better not or I’m gonna turn into a bag of potatoes

WHEN YOUR CODE UPDATES WORK PERFECTLY ON THE FIRST TEST

Thirty minute computer update after a three day weekend? Don’t mind if I do

Let’s effing geaux baby

Blake Baker wearing the correct LSU hat

Geaux Tigers #drink

Pregame can check

Posted this in the work SEC shit talking feed. First and probably last time I’m gonna have a zinger this good immediately. Results still pending though

West Virginia @ LSU in 2010 Runner up: Hawaii @ La Tech in 2007

Man does it feel good to come into a meeting that is scheduled to take an hour and then steamroll it into a 12 minute meeting.

I expect to see exactly what just happened in Man City vs Tottenham in my eight year olds game this morning. It will be equally hilarious I’m sure.

Death, taxes, Brennan Johnson at the back post

I’ve never been a huge Deftones fan, but this new album kicks ass.

Make a band food: Against Mi!

Kudus rules and RICHY WHAT A FINISH