“he’s right behind me, isn’t he?”

I’m so excited to share that I’ve started a new position as Principal Engineer, Detection and Response Lead at @dnanexus.bsky.social ! Blue Team LET'S GOOOOO! 💙

guess who’s awake and hungry

BOO!

My talk in the BTC Career Village Saturday won’t have slides (I’ll have printed cheat sheets for attendees instead instead) but if I’d have opted to do slides, this meme would’ve gone right on the first one. 😅

Hector is ready for breakfast and he’s making it everyone’s problem.

Ellie, the dopey giant mastiff, is officially a foster fail. She’s stuck with me now. ❤️🐶

Just thinking about the time I worked at 18F and received a call from the GSA Ethics Office because a vendor at a conference I keynoted gave all speakers a complimentary portable phone charger. It was deemed to be worth $35 in value & thus a violation of the Emoluments Clause, so I had to return it.

I strongly encourage you to stop what you’re doing and use the .5 setting on your phone camera to take a pic of your pet.

zero question my first post has to be with my bestie 🖤😊🦇 @cxstephens.bsky.social