Y’all. I think imma bail. Commiserating about how awful the world is with virtually no engagement isn’t really why I participate in social media. I’m starting to reflect on why the left in America is constantly getting beat. I think it’s time BlueSky users look in the mirror.

I ate the small bucket of enchiladas today like a gentleman.

Starting to think GPS in cars was a mistake. Sure it’s convenient but we’ve collectively lost the ability to think for ourselves behind the wheel.

Slutty Tall Affable

Excellent basketball tonight.

Not really into bourgeoisie circle jerks like the Met Gala.

Could’ve had one on every corner in America but people don’t vote correctly.

Found a new neighborhood taco truck. It is elite.

Put on that one Princess Leia costume for your nerdy boyfriend today.

I hope every CEO of every property management company gets gonorrhea.

🎵🎼🎶 The best part of waking up, is fist bumps with the cuck 🎶🎼🎵

Grocery Clerk: You look familiar Me: I'm in porn

Gas up a stranger today.

Do me a favor. Make somebody cum today.

Tbh, I’d go to space with Katie Perry.

I like girls who like girls.

Keeping it weird for Eeyore’s birthday.

You can’t have your cake and eat it too. But… You can’t eat your cake if you don’t have it.

I could’ve done that but I’m too tall.

I still will never understand why Brits pronounce “bath” baaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh-th and “taco” tack-oh. Y’all motherfuckers invented the damn rules.

Well in many red states complications in pregnancy can lead to a criminal record or death. Might want to address that first.

Eat what you want and fuck as many hot people as you can before you get too fat and old. Sincerely, the wiz.

What’s up flagstaff?

The saying should be “I before E except about 46% of the time.”

🙏 Doing the lord’s work here

In case you need a break...

Non-religious community spaces where they can hang out with other youth as well as elders. So much wisdom is not being passed down (or passed up!) because we're so disconnected from each other.

Fixin to do some gay shit. Y’all want in?

I honestly think we’re ready for a new Tone Loc album.

I support college athletes making money from their NIL. I just hope these young kids understand that no individual is bigger than their sport. Work hard. Stay humble.

Dill. The best is the non cut.

The mustache has really made a comeback.

Okay internet. Do your thing…

I don’t trust people with biblical names. Except my momma. She cool.

I’m definitely the best looking person on this city bus.

Hope everyone has good healthy poos this week.

QT with your best ass pic…

Well they’re not selling drinks on this flight because of “turbulence” and “safety of the crew.” Pfffft. What does that have to do with me?!?!?!?

I cry happy tears to music almost every day.

College basketball is awesome.

Life is short. Make each other cum at the car wash.

Foot Kinkster Patriots: Please Tread on Me!!!

Be better than you ideological opponents. Don’t be your ideological opponent.

“What the fuck?” - Me to every pinky toenail I’ve ever seen.

I'll say it for you. Akademics, I hope you burn in the depths of hell for being a misogynist, sexist, homophobic, enabling, rapist ass bitch. your name shouldn't even be Akademics the way you constantly platform dumbass views and another thing, get on a treadmill. I shouldn't see your pores, bitch.

TMW you realize that the people you regard as old are your peers.

A full load of my laundry is 6-10 items. A full load of my family’s laundry is approximately 3,451 items.

Virtue signaling is wack. Go to the mat for your cause or shut dafuq up.

FYI, you can park in the mobile ordering spots and nobody says shit.