newooomf anf i are dating now #wow

Bluesky is like if twitter and tumblr had a baby but its not that good of a baby

look and this fatass cat

8:30cPM and my irl still hasnt said hapoy bietjday tocme 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 theyrr ltkeraly online right now fuck yoj

happy birthday!!

it my birthday im 16 now

my birthday tomorrow (feb 15th)

a few nights ago me and oomf were in voice chat together he was screensharing the comments on a video he had posted and one of them was a meme with russian text and i was like "wait full screen it ill put it in google translate" and the text translated to "ill jerk off now and ill be right back" 😭😭

doing nutella tricks gay roleplay with oomf rn. i WILL be losing sleep over this and i do NOT care 💙

newoomf is sending me oneypebbles yaoi in discord dms. This food is so fucking good, Lois. i love newoomf

basically how it feels to be autistic if you really think about it

one of my tweets is potentially breaching containment send help.

just posted to reddit for the first time in like 6 months and i DIDNT spend 5 hours debating on whether or not i should post. this is what improvement looks like

theyre finally here 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 aaawwwwwwwwwww they 🥺🥺🥺🥹🥹❤️🌹🌹🌹❤️❤️🌹🌹🌹🌹❤️

never let me touch openutau again

Actually the epicentre of everything wrong with everything in the world ever actually not just those 3, he is the epitome of the negative issues of capitalism and corruption, to get away with everything so fucking heinous and awful SO STOP FOCUSING ON HIM LIKING YURIIII

“Omg he was a himedanshi!!” THAT IS EPPPSSTTEEIIINNNNNN THAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEIN LITERALLY THE NEXUS OF EVERYTHING WRONG EVER WITH POWER AND WEALTH AND CONNECTIONS

if your only takeaway from the epstein files was that epstein liked yuri and fnaf futa porn i genuinely need you to stare at yourself in the mirror for an uncomfortably long amount of time and then kill yourself

fuck offffff dude i dont even use spotify anymore except for when im at school and cant use my phone for music

SCREAMS AND DROOLS ALL OVER MY PHONE

98% of mlm media🥀🥀🥀

neeeeeeed unit 1 in my art class to end i do not like graphite pencils at all i dont wanna do short lines that make my hand hurt just to shade properly my shading style on paper is long scribbly lines i cant do this anymore

good film.

PIXELS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😳😳😳😳😳😂🫩🫩😳😳😳🫩😭😭😳😳😳😳😳😳🥹🥹😳😳😳😳😴😴😳🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😳🥺🥺🥺🥺 You all may have moved on from Pixels, but I never did. Still a genuine top 5 movie for me.

pixels

can i go ONE DAY without being dragged into some stupid bullshit server drama

tiktoks new TOS for americans is genuinely fucking insane. get me out of this fucking country dude why are we in the worst timeline

while youre celebrate valentines day with your partner, ill be editing screenshots of hellbenders to make chris and zach women until my f*cking fingers bleed. we are not the same. /ref

just disabled my discord account and deleted every social app off of my phone (besides tumblr) so that no one but my irls (or at least the ones that have my phone number) can contact me just because i can. i am a free man and i will not be controlled by the false promise of internet fame

like. genuine effort was put into this strawpage and its for my fucking hellbenders/oneyplays-centric blog. are you kidding me (screenshot is only part of it)

thinking about how i genuinely spent like 4-5 hours making a strawpage look cool and it isnt even for my main account. its for my stupid tumblr account that only has like 10 followers

i chose yuri

should i sleep or draw hellbenders yuri

You know, maybe the internet ain't so bad...

People who talk about Neopronouns and Xenogenders like they're the cause of transphobia, and not the Billions spent by conservative groups like The Heritage Foundation to spread anti-trans talking points, are as dumb as a brick.

trans people: im trans society: ok your autistic friend you try to ignore: guys omg my new calc (slang for calculator btw if youre new to the stream) came with pkcells is this a dankpods reference

i want to write more fanfics but i also dont want to have a "he would not fucking say that" moment because i am deeply afraid of mischaracterization

barely even been an hour since making my first post this shit is easyyyyyyy

this rant account shit is easy as hell

how those "autism mom🧩"s look at you when you say you shouldn't film your 4yo kid having a severe meltdown and post it to get 30 "I feel so sorry for the parents" comments

fuck my ugly chungus life

dude its been like 4 weeks do i have to make a sacrifice for my stuff to ship or something

love the fact that my world history teacher lets us have like a 5 minute bathroom break because since i purposely dont drink anything during the school day to avoid going to the bathroom i can just use my phone for 5 minutes

oneytwt somehow scares me more than oneytumblr which is strange because usually im scared of the tumblr side of any fan community

havent showered since sunday and i spent all day at school yesterday crying this week is ASS

i have a 3-day weekend this week because of MLK day. do i use the extra day as an opportunity to try to get into resident evil

90% of thr people making charlie kirk jokes on tiktok were definitely the same people harassing other people for not feeling sad about his death when it first happened

will i avoid the february family guy hyperfixation curse this year ? find out next month on caprispam.bsky.social

that one audio thats like "turn around, turn around again. wtf, im facing the same direction!" has genuinely saved my life in math class 🥹🌹