Imma be real with you all. Im never going to be the same after this. HE'S A BEAN. AND NOW HE'S A SAD BEAN.

地獄で一生飼い殺し #HazbinHotelLucifer

Dear whoever does merch for hazbin hotel. Might i request a large oversized sweater that's pink with duckies on it.... Please.... We want this. Give this to us.... Also i believe we need two new mugs AHEM....

#hazbinhotelseason2 -Alastor has a microphone cane -Lucifer has an apple cane -Vox.... Vox has a fucking selfy-stick

They’re so done with Vox’s antics they developed a telepathic bond. #hazbinhotelfanart #alastor #velvette

Our “Hero’s” of season two Ladies and Gentleman… #hazbinhotel #radioapple

Have some more #hazbinhotel #alastor #velvette

We better pray Alastor becomes a full blown ally because this cast is FUCKED if his goals aligned against them

I love Joel.

Sorry my brain really won't stop #hazbinhotelseason2 SPOILERS Do you think the scream rain is a reflection of Lucifers emotions???

Sorry Lucifer, no punching, you can only handle the deer demon with care 😔🤭 #hazbinhotels2 #hazbins2spoilers #radioapple

#hazbinhotelseason2 SPOILERS 1/4 You know... Just because Lucifer is "the devil" and "first sin" doesn't mean he stopped being an angel in Hazbin Hotel. Like I'm not talking physiology here I'm talk psychologically. i think the reason the reason we don't see him being more carefree and open+

Dude when Lucifer threw that punch at Vox, his shoulder/arm is literally shaking from the force… He wasn’t kidding about being unable to harm Sinners 😭😭😭 He wanted that hit to land SOOOOOOO bad

before watching ep 5-6 / after #radioapple

Vox: *drops his phone* Oh, me dammit! Vel: What did you just say? Vox: *sweating* I said 'goddammit!' Haha. Gosh darn butterfingers over here! Ahahaha! Vel: Hm. Right. *walks away* Vox: Phew, oh my me, that was close. Thank me everything turned out alright.

Listen.... Am i angry at Charlie. Yes. I am. Am i gonna bag on her for how she treated Lu (and Vaggie) No. She did what we all have done at least once to a loved one. We thought we knew what was best and when it didn't work, lashed out. We were all 20 once.

Madly powerful* *terms and conditions apply #radioapple #hazbinhotels2

What are you talking about, Al? What he needs most is his wife. I'm sooo excited for the next episode! What conditions do you think he'd give Al? #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelseason2 #radioapple #appleradio #bambilu

i just have this sneaking suspicion that the only thing lucifer wants in life is to feel welcomed. needed. desired. Not just loved, but WANTED. and i have another suspicion he rarely, rarely, RARELY ever got to experience this feeling

Tell me about it- #hazbinhotelseason2 #huskerdust #radioapple

#hazbinhotelseason2 SPOILERS You know... When Lucifer answers the door for vaggie he says he's "i wasn't doing anything weird. I swear it" i thought. "that means you're doing something weird" which i think is everyone's first thought. i dont think that's right I think it's a trauma response.

#Hazbinhotelseason2 SPOILERS I keep thinking about Lucifer. Boy about to get his shit rocked and i don't think it's gonna be in a good cool fun "asmodeus gave me an apple gag let's try it out" sort of way How badly i want Alastor to be Lucifers executioner should probably be illegal lol

im coping #radioapple

Learning that Lucifer is a big soft baby, who really is just a pure lil angel man to his core, has effected me deeply💖 #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelLucifer

Holy shit i never noticed

literally how are we supposed to be normal about this 😭😭

1. He remembers Alastor's name perfectly but not Vaggie 2. Alastor's been entering his room, so he needs to post this sign. 3. Besides posting this sign, he can't do anything else for Alastor entering his room uninvited 😭

The level at which i laughed.... And then screamed " WHAT THE FUCK LUCIFER!!!" fuck... This man is so lonely

#hazbinhotelseason2 SPOILERS Does everyone remember the bird that Lucifer shows Charlie in the flash back (s1 ep5). Can i draw you attention to seras true angelic form. What if... The bird Lucifer showed Charlie, was his true angelic form. One he can no longer take???

It's not a "might be the best". It is the best! hands down.

When approaching Lucifer I wanted to lean into the Fallen Angel side of him. He wasn't a bad guy, he was a dreamer who fell in love and defied an unjust system. He isn't a tyrannical evil ruler, he's a cosmic being trapped in what is considered his greatest mistake. He was beautiful and prideful!

#HazbinHotelSeason2 SPOILERS Do you think Alastor knew the whole time that Lucifer couldn't fight back and that's why he was pestering Lu so much in the first episode???

#HazbinHotelSeason2 #Spoilers A thought occurred to me.... Lucifer is quite literally unable to attack sinners. Vox knows that. Lucifer is LITERALLY incapable of DEFENDING himself against Vox. I don't see this going very well for our guy.

#hazbinhotelseason2 SPOILERS My literal heart is bleeding for our boy. HE IS TRYING SO HARD AND EVERY ONE IS TEARING HIM APART. Sure he's the sin of pride but He's being forced to have his pride constantly crushed, scrutinized, and torn apart. No wonder our saddy daddy lives in a pile of ducks.

#hazbinhotelseason2 Bruh my heart aches for Lu.

Ngl. Lucifer is definitely a power bottom

#hazbins2spoilers #hazbinhotels2 OKAY THEN EPISODE 5-6 OKAY SHIT

It's all about the ✨TAIL✨😔 #radioapple Im not able to get that pink deer out of my head😭

Vox only one the fight against Al through the power of friendship You won't change my mind

I'm apparently not the only one on this hill.

Im wondering if adam is still alive... Pay attention to the way Alastor talks about being powerful. He phrases it in a way that makes me question if Adam is actually dead and gone...

428 texts and 687 missed calls. Im thinking our boy is really fucking whipped or he's just very very very very very very very persistent. Also i guess can't take a hint? I mean tbf if they've been together since hell was created being without her is probably really difficult....

tail....? #voxal

#Alastor #Lucifer #Rosie #Vox #HazbinHotel

I'm questioning what's gonna happen in episode 5. Im convinced a deal is going to be made but i have enough that suggests it's Lucifer with vox and i want it to be Lucifer with Al but like .... ANXIETY (Good anxiety but anxiety)

"You were a handsome young man" 🎙 Just finished painting human Alastor for Jess and I’m so happy! Honestly, this might be one of the pieces I’ve put the most effort into lately. You can totally tell Alastor’s my spoiled boy, right? #hazbinhotel #hazbin

Can these characters get any more perfect I'm absolutely losing my mind

Ganked from Tumblr, and so freaking accurate.