Taylor Swift attended this season’s first Kansas City Chiefs game in a stunning, avant garde, matte black dress designed by Uline. Will this be the hot fashion trend of the Fall ‘25?

Taylor Swift is going to allow Travis Kelce to marry her! WOW!

Excited for Taylor’s new album? Get ready by watching the movie that inspired it! Showgirls, the 1995 erotic thriller directed by Paul Verhoeven and starring Elizabeth Berkeley, is required viewing for any Swifty that seeks the full depth of Taylor’s message.

Taylor Swift is consoling boyfriend Travis Kelce after the Chiefs loss in Super Bowl LIX. Swift says she still loves him and accepts that nobody is perfect. Taylor added that she herself only sold the most albums 7 of the last 10 years, though she did top album sales the last 3 consecutive years.

Taylor Swift has made a charitable donation of $2 million to Katy Perry’s “The Lifetimes Tour”, in aid of the struggling technicians and performers in the live concert tour supporting Perry’s seventh studio album, “143”.

Chester lives!

Taylor facts: Did you know that 2012’s Red was entirely improvised? Without any pre-written music or lyrics, Swift just showed up at the studio and started singing. 65 minutes later, the album was completed in 1 take. Within 3 hours it had sold 90 million copies.

Taylor Swift has purchased a golden retriever puppy named Chester, for boyfriend Travis Kelce! Swift has told Kelce that if his Kansas City Chiefs wins the AFL Conference Championship, he gets to keep Chester! Let’s hope that gives him the motivation he needs!

Taylor Swift visited Children’s Mercy Hospital in Kansas City today. Swift took photos with the staff and met with several of the young patients, swearing a blood oath to personally avenge them if they died to health insurance claim denials.

Ariana Grande has been cast in the lead role of the upcoming Taylor Swift biographical film in development by Christopher Nolan at Universal Studios.

This year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade features several nearly successful attempts to clone Taylor Swift! #thanksgiving #genetics #taylorswiftclonefactoy

Taylor Swift has released a statement saying she knows exactly what “holding space” means and supports or opposes it appropriately given a particular situation and context!

Taylor Swift has explained the inspiration behind “The Eras Tour” in an interview with Vanity Fair magazine. “It was supposed to be ‘EARS’. Like, a celebration of ears and their importance to music. But I misspelled ‘ears’ when I texted my production team and they ended up doing something else.”

Fuck ‘em up Swifties! www.wired.com/story/taylor...

Taylor Swift was joined on stage tonight by the Toronto Raptors mascot, who fired tubs of poutine from a compressed air gun to several lucky fans! 💃🦖🍟🇨🇦

Taylor Swift is very accepting and accommodating to her plus-sized fans.

If I get 10K followers, I am going to listen to an entire Taylor Swift album. I think I’ve only heard her music when it’s been played in like, a store I’m in. I’m am mostly interested in Taylor Swift as a social and economic phenomenon. I don’t dislike her music. Just haven’t checked it out.

Taylor Swift has signed on to compose and record the soundtrack for the upcoming “Skibidi Toilet” film, currently in development with director Michael Bay. Swift says her songs will be a meditation on love, and loss, through the perspective of a character named “Plungerman”.

Did all the Swifties leave Xitter today? Glad to have you here! Welcome! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Spooky season!!! 👻 Taylor Swift is going all out for Halloween! She has ordered 50 real skeletons from Tairunnessa Memorial Medical College in Bangladesh to decorate her colonial-style mansion in Rhode Island. Scary! 💀

Taylor Swift’s new stage and costume design for ‘The Eras Tour’ is inspired by the lore of table-top game ‘Warhammer 40,0000’! At her recent performance in London, Swift pledged loyalty to “Sotek the Deliverer”, committing herself to liberating the “Lizardmen” eradicating the “Skaven”!

Taylor Swift has been secretly competing in the “Armored MMA”! Fighting under the alias ‘Türgen Swathmore’, Swift has earned a 7-0 record. Check her out in the green and yellow tunic in this promotional montage!

If Taylor Swift jumped off a bridge would you jump too? #Yes

“It’s such a beautiful place. The fans there are so supportive. I hope we can make it back soon.” - Taylor Swift when asked for her opinion on Chappell Roan

LOYALTY! Travis Kelce has lost ALL of the money 💸😖he made as an NFL tight end buying scratch-off lottery tickets but Taylor is standing by his side anyways! ❤️❤️❤️

Taylor Swift has converted boyfriend Travis Kelce to Scientology! While Swift is not a member of the church herself, she now gets to enjoy many of the benefits they offer prominent entertainers and receives a substantial referral bonus!

Bem-vindos, nossos novos amigos brasileiros!

Taylor Swift announces new opening act! MERZBOW!!! Starting with The Eras Tour’s October shows in Miami, Swift will be following the harsh, confrontational sounds of 67 year old Japanese noise musician MERZBOW!!! 🎹💻🎶🗡️😖💊💃💃💃

Taylor Swift will be performing at the inauguration ceremony of Kamala Harris! The Harris/Walz campaign has provided Swift with early access to the vote totals so they can be worked into the lyrics of an original song to be premiered at the swearing in ceremony!

Great news! Taylor Swift has signed with Mr. Beast’s production company! The Eras Tour will now be known as “Mr. Beast Feastables presents Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour”!

Taylor Swift has defeated ISIS! www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

Free tickets!!!

Taylor Swift has been trying to get ahold of you but all her emails went to spam 😱 She was going to invite you to hang out! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

In every city she has toured in the United Kingdom, Taylor Swift has purchased ALL of the drinking water! Swift says the existing utilities pricing and infrastructure will stay in place for now! 💃💰💦👍

When asked how he keeps his relationship with Taylor Swift fresh, boyfriend Travis Kelce responded “You just gotta ‘hawk tuah’ and spit on that thang”. Kelce went on to provide that same answer to all questions regarding his personal and professional life.

Taylor Swift’s boyfriend, Travis Kelce, surprised her on stage in London. Kelce was dressed in a top hat and coattails, and delivered to Swift sheet music for 3 new songs he had written about his jet ski. Taylor sight-read and performed the songs flawlessly.

Taylor gonna be queen y’all 👸 💃

Taylor Swift has purchased old church! Swift is now the proud owner of the Greek Orthodox Church and new leader to its 230 million baptized members.

In recognition of pride month, Taylor Swift has informed Travis Kelce he will be bottoming until July 1st. Hang in there Travis! 🌈 💃 🕺

Taylor Swift has let slip some details of her next album! “This one will be mostly for women.” said Swift in an interview with The Economist magazine.

Taylor Swift has a middle name! It’s Alison!

Public discourse around Taylor Swift’s latest album, ‘The Tortured Poets Department’, has become polarized, as fans debate the merits of its quality and question it being dedicated to the memory of the late Henry Kissinger.

Director of FBI, Christopher Wray, has initiated negotiations with Taylor Swift for the release of the 19 surviving poets Swift has held captive during the production of her latest album.

Taylor Swift will be putting her vocal talents in a whole new way! Swift will be joining the cast of the popular children’s show ‘Bluey’! She will be voicing the role of Bluey’s step-mom. Exciting!

We asked Taylor if she cuts the crusts off her peanut butter sandwiches. Read her shocking reply here!👇

Great news! Taylor Swift says it’s OK if you shoplift like, 2 or 3 things from Target! 🎯 🛒🛍️🏃‍♀️

Taylor Swift has ended her relationship with Ticketmaster and Live Nation! Eras Tour tickets will now directly be sold by agents who randomly contact people through WhatsApp and only accept Google Play gift cards as payment.