"Where ya been, Dave?" Working on my next Kickstarter which is live now! ZOMBIES FIGHTING CTHULHU! CAN YOU BEAT THAT? NOT WITHOUT A STICK, SLUGGER! www.kickstarter.com/projects/mon...

My next Kickstarter is next month… how about that, sport fans? www.kickstarter.com/projects/mon...

I went to an art show tonight. At the gallery, someone had written on the wall “Always boo the king.” Art matters.

Due to mutual friends, I was able to meet both B. David Walters and Alexander Ward from LA by Night and both were hella nice people. I’d run a game for them any night of the week.

If you buy a ttrpg book from the big name game, you help an executive increase profitability for shareholders. If you buy a ttrpg from a small indie designer, you help them pay their rent or feed their kid, etc.

I regularly consider deleting this account, just keeping the Monkeyfun account. Then I trade a joke with a fellow designer like Epi or the Bakers or BC and I go, nah. Wouldn’t miss this for the world.

Well this is happening next month. Join us if you can. www.facebook.com/share/1CvRwi...

What’s Your Sign?

Some people say Valentine's Day is for Massacres... join the fray with our mafia card game "For the Don" (based on Alex Roberts' masterpiece game, "For The Queen") www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/3...

Ran a playtest for my next WIP this evening. First note - more character death.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Less than 24 hours left! Hop on board our Kickstarter before we blast off - www.kickstarter.com/projects/mon...

Two days left for our Kickstarter for "Heaven's Open Door - Diamond Class"! Already we've unlocked two digital adventures, "Lazarus, Second Edition" and "Icarus"! Don't miss the launch window! www.kickstarter.com/projects/mon...

This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm. The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him. Happy Black History Month.

4... 3... 2... 1... We have four days left on our Kickstarter for "Heaven's Open Door - Diamond Class"! Already we've unlocked two digital adventures, "Lazarus, Second Edition" and "Icarus"! Climb aboard while you still can! www.kickstarter.com/projects/mon...

Four days left on the Kickstarter for "Heaven's Open Door: Diamond Class"! We are less than **thirty dollars** away from unlocking a stretch goal! AND IT'S FRIDAY!!! THESE ARE AMAZING THINGS! www.kickstarter.com/projects/mon...

I am thankful for the existence of the Outrunners to fill that gap of dramatic flexing without additional baggage in the mix. #AEW

I finally have a bead on Wheeler Yuta’s character - the party pooper.He should pull a Claudio and hop out of the ring to rip up beach balls. Rip up fan signs. Just take the fun out of it all. #AEW

#SelfPromoSaturday Check out the Kickstarter for my upcoming RPG, "Heaven's Open Door: Diamond Class"! www.kickstarter.com/projects/mon...

This morning I dreamt I had a dental visit during a flight layover. The dentist was in the actual airport. It made me miss my connecting flight. Modern times require modern nightmares.

Woo! We funded our initial goal! Now we're hoping to hit next steps to share some adventures with everyone! Check it out! www.kickstarter.com/projects/mon...

Our new Kickstarter is live! - www.kickstarter.com/projects/mon...

Getting ready for our Kickstarter this month - the KS Pre-launch page is now live: www.kickstarter.com/projects/mon... (Steady breaths, Dave. Steady breaths...)

Okey-doke. Very soon this is happening.

@epidiah.bsky.social - Happy you-know-what!

It’s slightly depressing I remember the stupid jokes from grade school clear as day, but all that high school algebra? Nope. Gone like it never happened.

To be fair, makeup issues kept Jack Haley from starring in Barnaby Jones so things worked out in the end.

Nyla Rose is a goddamn treasure. #AEW

There’s no tension here.

I highly appreciate the advent of Clueless Toni Storm. #AEW

Some people got miffy about Toni Storm coming out in her old outfit, saying she was burying her career for ditching the Timeless gimmick. Now we can see she’s doing something totally new, and we don’t know (for sure) where she’s going with it. And that is marvelous. #AEW

I think I might be done with the layout for my new #ttrpg. Maybe. Kinda. We’ll see how it feels tomorrow morning.

I am about 80% done on the layout of my new WIP. I can tell because I can look at the current version and not wince and feel like an utter sham in my efforts. Now it’s a lot of tsk-ing.

I think Voodoo Doughnut gets too much hate. Everyone who dogs on them has yet to have a late Thursday afternoon leftover from the local donut shop off the 5 freeway to *really* understand what bad donuts taste like.

Me: I've been working on this for months and I think this might start to look decent. Alan Bahr: I wrote this in an afternoon while waiting for my tires. (Don't get me wrong though. I love my brother.) 😄

I will continually announce my stance that the GWAR card game has one of the best gameplay clock systems I’ve ever played. #fightme

Every time I share about Libby I think, “People can’t not know Libby right?” And then someone is always happy to learn about Libby! Anyway it’s a library app and you just need a library card to check out audiobooks and ebooks from your library to your phone. It’s great!

Just started the second season of "House of the Dragon". My immediate thoughts during the new opening - "Oh, this is totally a @megueyb.bsky.social thirst trap."

If you like making props for your #ttrpg games, I highly recommend getting some oil cloth. Wrapping *anything* in it makes the item the most precious item on Earth.

Give credit for the roots of your successes. If it’s a TTRPG actual play stream, let the viewers know who made it, who published it, and where they can get their own copy. If it’s a game based on or hacked from someone else’s system, talk about who made the original system.

After yesterday’s #rpg vending experience, today should be a day of rest. Oh it *isn’t*, but it’s nice to want things.

“Everything burns if you’re committed to keeping the fire lit.”

Ran into Adam Copeland this morning, he was nice enough to say hello.

There was indeed a certain satisfaction in blocking the New York Times.

Few things seem more delusional than trying to make oven instructions unique for frozen pizza. I mean c'mon man. *Your* frozen dough somehow needs 375 instead of 350.

Oh! So you're almost done with the first round of edits to your WIP and ready for the final round and then layout? TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME TO GET FANCY.

Product management, everyone! 😄

Just finished Joel Coen’s Macbeth with Denzel Washington on Apple TV. Very remniscent of the original Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, visually speaking.

Not to brag or anything but my entire backyard has become a mountain of mud in the past 24 hours. You know. For the holidays.

Well if Alan did it, I'll do it - ##ttrpg Playing: - Playtest rpg Reading: - Eat the Reich - non-rpg but "The Raw Shark Tests" Working On: - "For the Don", a "For the Queen" hack - "It's All Gone Major Tom" sci-fi rpg - A very ridiculous zombie rpg