Why do chicken breasts come in a 3 pack? Like im not a master of chicken anatomy but something there doesn't quite add up.

When they keep handing you bottles of water so you have to clarify that you want a *baba* of water.

I think I need a friend group with a mommy friend. Someone who will pop in the group chat and make all the babies in there go put diapers on ya know.

some days I just want a subtle squish to check my diaper. Other days I want a loud announcement that you're going to check my diaper followed by pulling me over you knee and inspecting every bit of it.

Age verification: I remember renting the physical disk for the halo 2 map pack from blockbuster, downloading the disks to my Xbox, and then returning the disk because that was cheaper than buying the maps from Xbox live.

Having an it job is a curse. I would love to make video games mods but after spending 8 hours of the day coding its the last thing I wanna do when I get home.

Just cuz something is inevitable doesn't mean I have to accept it.

Today's horny thought: a super spoiled little that has a dedicated hucow they get milk from.

blech how did I loose so much time today. Ya gurl is just so tired today.

I get why ppl are up in arms over the tykables ai thing, and I agree that it's crazy tone deaf, but like can we not lose friends over the banner ad of a piece of spam email.

ahh what I would do with an extra hour in the day cut to me using that extra hour doomscrolling.

been watching stranger things again cuz I fell off at season 3 and never finished it. I know I'm setting myself up for disappointment but like damn season 1 was so peak.

sorry I missed you call I was getting channnnnn ahhhh going to the bathroom. I was going to the bathroom

I really do sleep so much better. I would do it more often but waking up and getting out of a diaper without using it or just using it once is super wasteful

I could definitely do with some gentle-ish babysitting. Can I convince a platonic kink friend to engage in platonic not strictly sexy activities? I prob could but will I work up the nerve to is the real question.

So I took a peek at my taxes and I found out that the income from sub star and ream was enough to pay for all my diapers last year. Keep in mind I'm not 24/7 but still that pretty much was the goal when I started.

Someone asked me what the world would be like if every person thought like I did and I had to suppress the urge to say "that's a lotta diapers."

I'm low key kinda sad that doom analysis didn't take off. I thought it was good.

Really craving that 3:30 hit of being gently forced into a diaper.

Doom is a game about climate change. In the game dr Hayden discovers a new source of energy by opening a portal to hell. I think this is analogous to drilling for oil as hell is often depicted as being below ground. The argent energy he finds is actually the suffering of human souls refined into

The fa t that I can't buy diapers in my size illustrates that I need me a mommy dom to handle that stuff

I finally got to try pixel pals and I got em a size too small 😭

the other little at the party really liked my harness, but then we found out they stopped selling them, which is a bummer because I wouldn't mind having two tbh. Here's hoping they come back because they are really cute.

damn I'm hating my body so much I even think my oc looks kinda ugly

I kinda wanna play a game where I can just peacefully drive or fly around. gta style but not gta cuz I don't like gta 5

kink party tonight. I can finally show off my little comforts bear harness

www.legitfic.com/s/2230-bands... Time for another Bandsy chapter. Hope you all are enjoying it.

The urge to splurge is rising. I have always wanted some baby booties

I'd rather wait to get my diaper changed at home, because spending hours in a messy diaper is still less gross than the average public restroom

Spin the bottle never ended in a dare to wear diapers for the rest of the night and I feel personally cheated by that.

We're live with our coverage of the Olympic mental gymnastics event. Up next is generic maga straw man with a Twitter thread about how the cops in gta are actually a metaphor for immigrants so its OK to shoot them. I think this could be a gold medal winning routine folks.

Me thinking through the logistics of adult sized car seats again. Its just what I do on a Wednesday

I forgot to run the dishwasher so my measuring cups were dirty so I couldn't cook last night and that has thrown my whole weekly plan into chaos.

I forsee a future witha thriving underground scene of jailbreaking iot devi es to u lock functionality the is already in the product but will require a subscription to use legally. You will be factoring the cost of jailbreaking your car, fridge, and tv when you buy them.

The mean girl that bullies you about your diapers to soft mommy domme pipeline.

sometimes it's the silliest skeets that blow up

nursing bra > lingerie

new onesie came in, but no time to wear it until next weekend. It's just gonna sit there. taunting me.

There's been a lot of people that have been like subtely disrespecting me lately. Like doing something or saying something to me in a way that's plausibly deniable ya know. I usually just play dumb to not start drama but I do know what they are doing and I will remember.

so there's this joke in she-ra where catra makes fun of this dude's name, tounge lashor. Yeah that's a dumb name but bitch your name is catra, you hang out with ppl named scorpia and double trouble. The only person with a normal ass name in this show is Kyle so who you laughin at?

www.deviantart.com/bigred0603/a... Here's another chapter everyone. Almost 60 chapters in before we get to our convenient fully stocked abdl nursery. I did say I'd take my time with this one. Hope you all enjoy.

I'm hoping that my hot water still works if my power goes out. It would kill my survival little aesthetic if I had to take a cold shower every time I messed

gf: oh is that like an ab/dl streamer you're watching me: no that's CaseOh he's just like a regular gaming streamer CaseOh on his stream: All right chat everybody got they diapee on?

it's a party >yaaaaa a work party >ooooooo no

How do ppl wear diapers to work. Like what do you do if you need to change?

One thing I didn't expect from the witcher books were the family guy style cutaway gags. My favorite is the one where a guy invents a perpetual motion motion machine only for it to break immediately after thanks to the plot happening one town over.

Thanks to recent obsession with retexturing Unity assets for VRChat avis, I've been able to answer a big "what if" that has been on my mind for years~ If Fisher Price made a Duel Disk, what would it look like? #littlespace

I finished the witcher last night. Very of the era game. Lots of interesting ideas but ultimately pretty clunky. Still i had fun with it.

I am really down today. Just like, is this all life is? Toiling in misery every day until I die and meet the terrifying void? Like why? What is the point of it all?

Man I'd like to enjoy something without it being coopted by racists with no media literacy