Sometimes I have to remember that my core goal of “try to make the brighter place for the folks around me” unfortunately also means me too lol

See me after class

Bard boner

I just told a man he was FUN TO LOOK AT. Pardon me while I melt into the floorboards because WHAT

Bears 🥰

I promise you I do not shorten people’s song, speed them up, or change keys unless you ask me to- you’re just drunk as fuck and incapable of realizing it :)

Let’s see what you got goin on under the hood

Love Halloween but the straight man in a clown suit honking his horn constantly saying “I could be Ed Gein but straight” I could deal without lol

It’s funny how low effort my costume looks given I made my pants, hat, bracelets, and earrings lollllll

Call me a potato cause this bard is BAKED

Inconvenient as fuck that stress makes me hornier lol

I’m literally horny for this brunch plate are you fucking kidding me

DJed for a bit in my hood and- yall I might get glasses just for my hood cause I couldn’t see shit but it ROCKED

Late night bard cock

Bearification of jocks is a gift from Dionysus and Aphrodite- I can’t prove it but I fully stand behind my statement

Praying to the glue gods that this fucking costume dries and stays together for tomorrow

Girl my SOUL is tired

Has someone already made a bottle of poppers called love potion no. 9? Cause that feels like a no brainer

The way I’m going to sit in my jeep in silence and smoke a joint by myself when I’m off

Not me finding a singular doxyprep on the floor in the men’s room 💀 WHOEVER YOU ARE I HOPE YOU STILL TOOK ONE AND YOU HAD THE SLUTTIEST NIGYT 😘🥰

It’s your hit

Sorry for wearing clothes but the disco night fit was really doing it for me tonight ❤️🧡💛🪩

I don’t think we talk enough about what a handsome man that raccoon from over the hedge was, honestly.

What do you mean all the boys walking to the 21 pilots concert wearing bandanas aren’t puppers and good boys who deserve scritches?!?

This fuckin thing

🐯

Some days I’m just along for the ride- and some days the ride is bumpier than others and that’s ok!!

Sorry to be a sad bard but like damn is it tough to be a human and show compassion when ppl wanna debate you using chat gpt because “winning” is more the goal than understanding,

And if not- would you like to? 😈🐶

🐶

Had two friends collar each other at the end of my karaoke- god I love being queer 🐶

NSFW things I want to dj- a private orgy, a nude karaoke, and a gay campground

When men I don’t know on grindr have profile pics taken at the bar I spend 3/4 of my life at:

I just know I’m not tapping into Blueskys full potential because where the F U C K is the porn of donkey kongs new transformations?

Ya can’t go to 901 without taking a few tasteful lewds- and I’m DJing here tonight!

Bark & such

Cute daddy brings his date to karaoke for a first date and sings (pretty well!) to him- if he doesn’t get his dick sucked tonight there’s truly no justice in this world

Matchy match 🩷

Straight men should have to apply for a license to share their opinions online honestly

Me when men w bellies exist

I think it’s ok for a movie to be predictable if the journey to conclusion is exceptionally entertaining or beautiful.

You’d think I’d be satiated after last night, but my straight crush is here and flirting w me and I am F E R A L

Not me getting kink shamed for pup play by a FOOT fetishist!

The ven diagram for Santa impersonators and bear run attendees always surprises me with how close to a circle it is.

*slaps hood* you could suck so many cocks in this baby

Is it racist of me to sing Kylie on purpose to try to get the cute Australian boys attention?

I wonder if the really rude lady who brought her very sweet, great singer husband to the gay bar karaoke would be so rude if she knew he’s sucked my (and prolly several others here) dick

My first furry crush was Chanticleer from Rock-A-Doodle and honestly that says way more about me than I care to admit lol

Friends who are maybe just finding me I POST ME WITHOUT CLOTHES HERE- I just need yall to know that in case bard cock is like, not something you wanna see 🧡

RFK jr can eat my whole (fully dialated) asshole