My cock says hi

Its a shame its bots messaging me about their fake jewelry companies cause id actually model the hell out of some cute jewelry for queer artists 💅

Not intentionally gaining, but also not mad to be getting a lil belly. That said- my extensive wardrobe is very mad at me lol.

Big thanks to @lilbeef.bsky.social for makin my sona a cutie snoot sticker! 🧡🩷🐯

Happy National Puppy Day 🩷🐶

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Belly rubs?

Baaaark holy shit what a good night

Good morning from this dunky dawg 🧡🩷

❤️🧡💛🚬

Bark.

If I like your post chances are you got my…

Been replaying the Arkham games so my vocal stim lately has been randomly saying “ITS THE FRIGGIN BAT”

I always wait a week or two to see which one the girls gays and theys get and get the other- not cause I’m a pick me but cause I wanna help yall get every cutie pokemon 🥰

Squirtle is nonbinary bear trade.

Now where’s someone with hairy tits for me to put my face between when I need em, huh?

❌

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Tiger tummy Tuesday

I need to blow my load in an emotional support hole.

My fav colors are pink and orange, my dog colors are pink and orange. Coincidentally what company is pink and orange? Dunkies. And I am 80% iced coffee at any given moment so it just makes SENSE

Throb throb

There’s just something about a man that looks like he’s gonna demand pics of spiderman that does it for me

God I love being a 🚬

Need my face in some hairy tits STAT.

I’m calling what I do San Francisco sober cause I still do poppers (RFK be damned)

Heart? Full. Balls? Empty. Headed home, thanks for an incredible time, North American Bear! 🐻

When two gingers fuck I call that a brush fire- anyways, I need a fire extinguisher in my room STAT.

Happy Valentine’s Day from a very horny bard

I heard it was FCF?

Good mornin 🩷

I came not twice, nor thrice, but quater (which yes, is a word, I just found out too!)

No no, it’s not martini breath- I’m literally just eating handfuls of olives. Charming, right?

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AHEM: bellies 🥵🫠🥰

Insert “you could suck on my chili dog” joke here

Vintage kinky 🚬 fit incoming

I only post Grindr screenshots when it’s me trolling bots

Tops- learn to fucking read before you hit me up, I’m begging. My profiles explicitly state I’m not looking for now nor am I bottoming for you. You aren’t the exception, my IBS and past trauma assures you of that

Sorry for the abundance of dog (no I’m not, bark bark bark bark)

💖 Holiday hound 💖

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A very merry griftmas to the bots on Grindr- I wish yalls jewelry company was real cause ya bard do like to wear shiny things!

Always longed to own a pair of honk shoo ass pajamas complete w a nightcap and a lil candlestick holder thingy for Christmas. Maybe next year!!

If you’re cold, he’s cold- let me cum inside or however the saying goes

When two gingers fuck I like to call it a brushfire- and it do be mighty cold outside 👀🧡

PUPDATE- pizza rolls and lil debbies cherry cordials did in fact fix me mostly