Yaayyyy it’s fallll

I feel like my professor graded me wrong but like i guess i shouldve broke down my answer molecule by molecule ffs🙄

First thing that already pissed me off today was someone hosing down a tree that was full of dirt 😟i wish people could just disintegrate the moment they do some dumb bs to nature

Got some eddies todayyyy now I’m just waiting for them to kick my ass

Goin to the store in my jammies but it’s okay cause this face card never declines

Head hurtin cause my period coming ohhhhh

Just a friendly reminder: Black women are the most educated demographic in America. Stop playing with us

Opened the chips and theyre too hot for me☹️

Ugh this migraine is gonna be the death of me

Asked my brother for the hot cheeto bones and he came home with this😭now idek if I want to open it (i’m not even supposed to eat hot chips anyways…)

Doing a rewatch of santa clarita diet and noticing the little things 🫡

Yall i planned to eat some unhealthy food today but after I ate a hot dog idk i haven’t been feeling too good Literally all I ate today so my plans for any snacks or other food have been ruined

Not even sims 3 working for me today ig I should just go back to sleep and restart the day over

Pc being weird today when I decide to submit assignments 😾gave up so now I’m playing sims 3

I’m so addicted to corn that I can probably live off of it happily

Haunting of hill house and yellowjackets are tragically similar in the way that deaths couldve been avoided if husbands just took better care of their wives, focused more on them instead of their job and got them the mental help they need!!

Just found out that Hunter Doohan is a 31 year old gay man with a husband and the dude who plays Ajax is BRITISH???????😧

The fact that there’s a microwavable suggestion for bacon actually blows me because why is anyone microwaving bacon!??

I need some cake soooo fucking bad it’s almost been a whole entire year since the last time I had my hands on some

All I needed was some Acetaminophen

So annoyed at how I physically feel right now

Woke up to some dumbass messages from the incel😭boy i’m not even interested in you as a toy for me to play with!!! Stop embarrassing yourself and your sweet mom

Finally had to explain to my mom it was just a “middle school phase” with my ex gf🥸

Incel’s mom texted me and in her own sweet, motherly words.. she is also describing him as an incel😹

Also realizing I may have gave netorare vibes with my responses but I still dont care I’ve had pets and slaves that had gfs yet still came crawling to me on their knees for me to humiliate for my enjoyment. Quite literally can’t care less about what their partners had to say about me🤭🥰

Sobering up and I realize one of the girl’s had the incel’s phone when I texted him because it’s clear that a girl was texting me, not that he got sassier😭

My sister is mad at me and our mom because of HER lack of communication 😭🙄cant even tell her anything about today There’s never a moment that goes by where I realize I can’t connect with my siblings like I want. All I do is listen to their problems and learn

Just threw up for the 3rd time omfg I genuinely forgot how much of a lightweight I am

One more thing i have to say is that idgaf if anyone has a “gf bout crazy as shit” i would literally rip their flesh from their muscle with my teeth and suck their blood if I got the chance

Anyways I need to sober up incredibly fast so I can smoke some weed

It’s just so funny to me that she really thought she ate😭 my life is so drama free that the moment i have a tinsy bit of drama, I can’t help but be unserious af

YAAALLL l just got home drunk af from a party and some bitch tryna press me bc I said her bf cute and idc that he has a gf😭😭😭 Girlie sent me 4+ messages tryna hurt my feelings and say i’m not pretty nor cute😭i only sent her 1 message saying “sorry i upset you sm you couldnt spell correctly” lmfao

Drunk at a party rn ofc i’m with the dawgs

I love the rush of turning in an assignment at the last minute

I always find it bizarre that my mom has to remind me to not open or answer doors when I’m home alone I’ve seen too many skinwalker horror vids to ever do that and I never trust my hallucinations anyways but it’s frustrating to still be treated like I’m in elementary or something

Even though I’m an nsfw account with hard kinks n weird fetishes, I still feel like bluesky isnt the place for me to say certain things😮‍💨

Tipsy rn thinking thoughts that havent been thunked before

I always see people talk about wanting a relationship like Morticia and Gomez’s because of the love n obsession they have for each other No one ever talks about wanting the mutual torturing 🙄 #needthatexpeditiously

Since I’m finaaally gonna be off next week, I’m gonna rewatch Wednesday with no interruptions and post about it Mainly wanna post about pt2 of s2 cause omfg I have so much to say but don’t wanna spoil

We have a crate full of different bottles of alc but I’m waiting til I’m home alone tomorrow to turn up😋

It needs to be October already so I can get my new Elsbeth, Watson and Fire Country😾

Finished Wednesday and now I have a lot more hope for her and Enid next season🤗

I hate going to sleep with a headache and waking up with it ugghhhh

Currently have the most replies on my discussion posts like hmm is it cause of my pretty pfp, I’m just truly that intriguing or both🤭

Just seen rn that lady gaga and nin posted a mv at the same time

Not even done with the season and I can sense that it’ll probably end on another cliffhanger n take another 3 years for the next one

#wednesdayspoiler Genuinely didn’t expect Tyler’s mom to slap tf out of him but it was deserved and the look on his face right after gave me a girl boner

Finished assignments now it’s time to watch pt2 of Wednesday and feel my body get hot every time creepy looking Tyler comes on screen

I wake up everyday just more and more obsessed with myself

My mom wants me to get a macbook for school but ugh i dont even like apple like that