I AM A RAT .ᐟ.ᐟ this is UNACCEPTABLE behavior, mr . GATOR . 🤬

how DARE YOU INSULT ME .ᐣ.ᐟ a mere alligator like you does not stand a chance against my thousands of faithful rodent subjects .ᐟ

that fucking floridian gator that i hate

[ slowly turning to krang ... 👺 ] you dare to interrupt my ROYAL MESSAGE ──

I AM THE RAT KING 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

if you say so ... 🥺

do you .ᐣ.ᐣ 🥺

[ DRAMATIC SIGH 💀 ]

but ... where will i ever find another rodent ruler .ᐣ 😔

yes, for me and the rats .... 💔🥀😔

yes .... 😔 [ he pulls out a photo of the rat queen and stares at it longingly 💀 ]

oh rat queen .... we could have been PERFECT together ..... 😔🥀💔 [ SNIFFLE 💀 ]

I AM NOT ALRIGHT . ☹️ the love of my life, my BEAUTIFUL queen of rats ... SHE REJECTED ME . and pvnched me in the face, but that's less important right now ── 😔

[ UGLY ASS SOBBONG . he got rejected 💔 ]

because i am EVIL like that 🐀

LITTLE DID YOU KNOW I WAS THE RAT KING . GO MY RATS 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

YOU SHUT UP FIRST . HOW DARE YOU ──

that is ... a lot of outfits . 👺

oh, excellent .ᐟ do you hear that, minnie .ᐣ you shall have your own closet . do not fret, i will build one for you in our lair . ... mm . yes . mickey says he will assist . 👺

YOU SHUT UP . 👺

GRAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA 👺 [ 🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥 👺👺👺👺 ]

yes, that is precisely what she was looking for .ᐟ [ he takes the dress and puts it on the stupid rat . 😭🙏 . ]

GET HIM, MY SUBJECTS 👺 [ AT LEAST FORTY MORE RATS COME CRAWLING OUT OF NOWHERE .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]

my EVIL second in command, who is crawling up your back as we speak . 👺

indeed he does . ✨️ [ minnie responds ── the rat king nods along . ] mmhm, yes, i see .... she would like a pink dress . one with polka dots and a little bow . 👺

RAT . 👺 i take pride in being crazy . mickey says you stink, by the way . 👺

ahhh, yes ... mickey would truly enjoy that . 👺 [ the little rat is nodding in agreement ── he runs off for a moment, then comes back with another rat . 💀 . ] mm .ᐟ yes . and this is his wife, minnie ── [ 😭 ... ]

I DO NOT LEAVE A HOUSE . 👺 i live in the SEWERS, like a TRUE rat . 👺👺👺 and my MASK IS BEAUTIFUL . you will NEVER be able to comprehend its significance . 👺

YOU DARE TO CALL MY NAME DUMB 👺 look at your FACE

[ mickey seems OVERJOYED to have the hat ── he hops down and starts running in circles around evelyn . 💀 ] that is a sign that he is quite happy . the last time i saw him so happy was the last time we managed to steaI brie cheese . 👺

mmmhm . mickey does like people who take great care of themselves . he is a ... what would you call it .ᐣ distinguished ... .ᐣ rat . 👺

hmmm ... he seems to enjoy spending time in your hair . 👺 [ 💀 .... ]

excellent . mickey, make sure to steaI the fanciest things you can find for our meeting . 👺 [ the rat squeaks happily in response ── oh god, it's tangled up in evelyn's hair again . 💀 . ]

i know it is, that is why i have made such an offer . 👺✨️ [ 💀 ]

topaz GRHEHHEEHEHHEHE 👺

ahhh, i see .... then we will come visit you .ᐟ 👺

topaz little did you know, that was a decoy . ohhhh ho no . that chef hat you are wearing .ᐣ he's playing ratatouille . 👺

yes, mickey has always been truly sweet to those he likes . 👺 you know, you can always come down into the sewers to see us . ✨️ [ 💀 ... ]

topaz you're right he's totally a rat 😔😔😔😔😔

HELLO ......... 😁 [ mickey is crawling up poor evelyn's leg . 😭 . ]

topaz I WISH HE WOULD BE, dumb idiot man 👺 bro thinks he's a RAT

HELLO .... EVELYN . 👺🐀

topaz RAGGRHAHHAHAHAHA 👺

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐘𝐄𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝙁𝘼𝙄𝙏𝙃𝙁𝙐𝙇 𝙁𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍𝙎, 𝐖𝐄'𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑻𝑳𝑬𝑺 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 ...

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ... 𝗜𝗡𝗩𝗔𝗗𝗘 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝙍𝙊𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙈.