Paul Frank
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Blue Jays fan. Cupholder enthusiast.
I don't know why Suarez is thanking God when it would be way easier to simply walk across the field and thank John Schneider.
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Schneider, you stupid fucking asshole
2 days ago
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Little, you fucking butcher.
2 days ago
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Booing a guy while he's hurt? I hope these fucks never play a World Series game.
2 days ago
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GEORGE SPRINGER AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH HAS A FORMIDABLE COCK
2 days ago
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I don't care for these Mariners fans. Too many fellas dressed up as sea captains. Nobody needs to see that.
2 days ago
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"HELLO? YES, HOSPITAL? I'VE HAD AN EXTREMELY PERSISTENT BARGER BONER FOR OVER FOUR HOURS NOW! I'M HORNY AND FRIGHTENED!"
3 days ago
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Not sure if this technically counts as a rally Or a Raleigh
3 days ago
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HOLY SHIT DID YOU GUYS SEE GEORGE SPRINGER'S ENORMOUS COCK JUST NOW PLUS I'M PRETTY SURE HE JUST DOUBLED
3 days ago
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And those are the worst two hitters we got!
3 days ago
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Guess we have to score a run now.
3 days ago
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VLADDY, THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING UP, SWEETIE 😘
3 days ago
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GEORGE SPRINGER WITH AN ENORMOUS PENIS I MEAN HOMER I MEAN PENIS
4 days ago
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WEEEEEEEEEEE LIIIIIIIITLEEEEEEEEEE VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSASSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
4 days ago
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VLADDY, THAT WAS VERY GOOD, SWEETIE 😘
4 days ago
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I know this looks bad but IMAGINE HOW BAD THE YANKEES MUST BE
4 days ago
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Ok Shane if you could go ahead and opt out...
4 days ago
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You know something? We should win this game anyway. Just for shits and giggs.
6 days ago
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Years back, we were on a road trip to Chicago. To save 2 minutes, Waze took us off the I-90 and routed us through downtown Gary, Indiana. It was fucking terrifying. But still a way better route than the one that Varsho just took.
6 days ago
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Why didn't Suarez move? Was he eating nachos or something? Because I could understand if he was eating nachos. Gettin comf. You know how it is.
6 days ago
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Trey Yesavage is incredible. Two strikeouts and a flyout in a single at bat!
6 days ago
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Nathan. Fucking. Lukes. Every. Fucking. Time.
6 days ago
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Springer: Would that have been a strike? Eddings: Don't ask me. I'm literally the stupidest person in here!
6 days ago
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Pay attention, Doug Eddings. You stupid fuck.
6 days ago
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This is the worst pitcher they've got.
7 days ago
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Thank God. For a second there, I thought that George may have forgotten to bring his unreasonably large cock with him.
7 days ago
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I know I've talked quite a bit of shit about John Schneider. But he's proven every word of it wrong and turned into one of the game's great managers before our eyes. It's a damn good thing the front office doesn't listen to me. Kudos to you, John. You deserve it. You fuckin tomato.
8 days ago
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I did try to warn them.
add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
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GET IN THERE, BUCK TARPS OFF
11 days ago
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If we lock it down tonight, do we titty fuck Marlins Man? These are the questions.
11 days ago
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WHO JUST STRUCK OUT AARON JUDGE IN A POSTSEASON GAME AT YANKEE STADIUM? BRAYDON FUCKING FISHER DID
11 days ago
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"Yes, question for Tony Randazzo. Respectfully, how does Aaron Judge's asshole taste? Who me? I'm Paul Frank. A famous sports reporter!"
11 days ago
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VLADDY, DON'T EVER CHANGE, SWEETIE 😘
11 days ago
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I don't know quite how to put this but if IKF starts one more playoff game for us, I am going to eat my own dick.
11 days ago
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Boone, no offense but you are fucking fired, bro.
12 days ago
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VLADDY TOUCHES HOME WITH HIS GREAAAAAAAT BIIIIIIIIIIIG DIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKK 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
12 days ago
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I noticed they're not booing IKF.
12 days ago
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"Mr Boone, I'm afraid you've tested positive for Vladimir Guerrero Jr. There is no cure and your dick will probably fall off. I'm a doctor. Thank you."
12 days ago
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Boo him again. I fucking dare you.
12 days ago
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I just sorta think it would be neat if the Yankees never won a World Series again.
12 days ago
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Dear future grandchildren. I was there the time Trey Yesavage struck out 10 New York Yankees in four playoff innings.
14 days ago
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Oh go lose a ball in the lights. You pointless fucking giant.
15 days ago
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THE SHITTY GUY DID A THING
15 days ago
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This land is your land. This land is Varland.
15 days ago
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Gausman is sharp. Pearl Jam looking motherfucker.
15 days ago
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VLADDY, YOU'RE MY POSTSEASON HERO, SWEETIE 😘😘😘
15 days ago
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Start spreading the news. We're gonna fuck you up.
17 days ago
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How come we don't have a captain? Oh...right... 'Cause we're not fucking losers.
19 days ago
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WHO WANTS A DAMN KISS???
21 days ago
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Mason Fluharty must have back problems. You know... Carrying those big, juicy plums around everywhere.
21 days ago
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