“Do you really want to know where I was April 29th?” ❤️‍🔥 Happy High Infidelity Day to all who celebrate. May your plans be suspicious, your excuses airtight, and your playlists emotionally devastating. #HighInfidelityDay #Swiftie

Do I have a 22% sleep debt? Yes. Did I cry when Boyz II Men’s Rainbow Connection played in the Esplanade? Also yes. Was it worth it? 1000%. Pride magic is real 🌈✨ #Disneyland #PrideMonth #RainbowConnection #BoyzIIMen

On my way to the gayest night of the year at the Happiest Place on Earth. See you soon, Mickey 🏳️‍🌈✨ #DisneylandPride #PrideNite #CelebrateWithPride

happy second weekend of pride

Back to the grind today but mentally I’m here.

So fun spending the morning with @disneyscoopguy.bsky.social ✨ Disney friends make the parks feel like home.

Shed a few tears on “It’s A Small World” last night. It was about the art. The colors, the design, the motion—every single detail is intentional and timeless. I still find it to be one of the most beautiful pieces of art ever made.

Weekend at Disneyland loading… 🎒✨ Packing fits, charging devices, and emotionally preparing to live my most magical life.

Savannah Bananas on Disney+ is giving camp, chaos, and curveballs. Obsessed. 🍌💛⚾️

The 70th banners already make Sleeping Beauty Castle shine, but those medallions with the golden trumpets and stardust swirls? They’d add that perfect little something—like the castle dressed up for its own fairytale. 💫 #Disneyland70

QOTD: “Mom, can you call me back? Something really bad happened on this ride” “There’s two boys saving us” This kid is fucking hilarious. Truly making the ride an experience to remember.

heading into the parks today thinking about how i’ve entered my “go to Disneyland to fix everything” era and honestly? it’s working

I’ll admit—I was hesitant at first but last night I unlocked the Key to Disneyland. Let’s just say… the magic found me. ✨ #CelebrateHappy

Fireworks over Galaxy’s Edge last night.

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Spent last week at Disney, and headed back tomorrow. It really is my happy place and my escape lately. #MagicKeyHolder

100, 101

Anyone else ever feel the post-pizza clarity?

Anyone else seeing Sabrina in SF tonight?!

So I guess we’re back here?

Gay bar

Just thinking about Thanksgiving 2007 when I snuck out of my family’s get together to go back home and watch Legally Blonde: The Musical on MTV. Came back two hours later and slid back into Thanksgiving dinner like I never missed a beat. 😂

This is how I rolled in the office today to greet the ladies. While we’ve been working on this year’s holidays gifts for quite some time we are finally feeling the holiday spirit.

Kicking off vacation with a “Stunt Coordinator” 😋

Ready for #1989TV

Another day under the bluesky

Coppertone Babes Slay the Lake Down Purr @ Shaver Lake

Are those Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) nails? Yes, yes they are.

New here from the bird app

So is it safe to light the sparklers I bought last year? Do I even feel patriotic? I dunno but I'm trying.

I asked ChatGPT to create a description for my profile and it came up with this "Dishing out sass with a dash of class. On a fabulous crusade through the Glitter Galaxy, one Bluesky tweet at a time. 🌈✨💅 #QueerEyeForTheSocialMediaGuy" so yeah, I guess??? Lol