João Franca Guimarães Fonseca, knower of ball.

Jesus Christ that forehand to hold for 3-1.

Whooooo boy Alcaraz wants to show who's boss. There's just a different pop off his racquet to start than against normal players, he's rushing the net, doing everything he can to mess with Fonseca's rhythm. It's working to this point, but Fonseca's serve hasn't been much of a platform so far.

cambi3 when Lahyani pleads for the crowd to be silent between first and second serves in his hybrid of Duolingo Spanish and Duolingo Portuguese

Oh, she's cooking with gas now.

Just clocked Muchová has a free run to the final with Świątek out and Gauff to lose at some point before the SF because she can’t haramball on a lower-bouncing surface

Wiktorowski aura rn

The Iga-Wim dynamic seems kinda strained tbh.

As antagonistic as they have been, and today was bad against Marozsán by relative standards, responsibility is not on Fonseca to regulate or police the behaviour of his support, but on chair umpires. Can either be firmer or continue pleading like parents who let children get away with everything.

What I would give for a Moutet-Fonseca match.

If anything, RBA was far too conservative when early signs of stagflation started to emerge. The real issue isn't a rate rise, but generations of fiscal policy from Federal Governments that have pissed away local manufacturing and incentivised the hoom ponzi, making a rate rise the end of the world.

The game won't be perfected until we're adjusting stats per billable 60'

Still not the best 30-ball put up by a Latvian in a Dubs jersey.

Alcaraz-Fonseca potential R2 in Miami

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Медведев level at the pointy end of this second we are so back

And now we go from watching the WTA's biggest extrovert to the ATP's biggest introvert vs antagonistic Slav genius

I can't think of a better way of describing the experience watching Sabalenka matches than being a car crash in reverse. There's something commendable in being strong enough showing the chaotic, extroverted energy but it's still all just chaotic, extroverted energy before her power kicks in.

Daniil Medvedev appreciators.

Some of the ball striking in this third set. Sheesh.

Big Lenka’s so rattled.

cambi3 readying for Sabakina XVI:

cambi3 seeing Sokkah Bad Place return to posting open racismo online in reaction to Segečić news like the NSL was on its last legs

I, for one, welcome our new emotionally combustible overlords.

Especially as a contrast to the eternally passive Zverev and Fritz, I absolutely love how in their own ways relative to physical/technical skillsets and what got them to their peaks, Đoković and Медведев are openly taking on more risk as a means to combat Sincaraz and the younger order. Beautiful.

First Sinvedev final since AO24 💀

For the first time in a long time, it's been the men's draw at a combined event that has actually delivered. Some absolute banger matches and insane tennis throughout the event so far, and whoever faces Sinner if this is the level, we'll get a fitting punctuation mark as well. Nice.

DAVAIIIIIIIIII

We are so back 🐙

Day Session Jannik

Let's also ignore the term Roman Catholic itself originating as a slur in 16th/17th century England along with Papist, implying undue diligence to God and the Pope, and not the British monarchy. With the expansion of their empire/English language and globalisation, denigration of Catholics followed.

Though he got broken immediately after his first serve stopped clicking in the first set, as soon as the margin lowers, 🐀 baseline rallies turn into the Sergio Ramos penalty meme. Hands down the best thing about the 🐀 hatewatch is that it never disappoints. This is glorious stuff.

We are so back

🐙 calm exterior but still visibly dying of laughter inside while Draper moans about the hindrance call>>>>>>>

Rybakina since Montreal

I just have no faith Iga's going to consistently hold her serve against top players at this point.

The worst thing about today is, you knew after destroying Muchová, Świątek would be back to this nonsense because the WTA is all matchups. Immediately back to being rattled on serve and getting in her own head with the margin/miss spiral.

Forget his age. Đoković was literally winded and his box was telling him to lift his arms for airflow, and then he's having to chase repeated drop shots and lobs to win the next point. He is psychologically the strongest to ever pick up a racquet.

You just know this guy has advocated war crimes at one point in his life.

cambi3 Enterprises might have to take on some more clientele in the first quarter of 2026.

Muchová Nation rn

Iga Natalia Świątek, I stood up and applauded.

Do not get broken in your opening service game Karo for the love of tennis.

To come up with this after two hours of extremely intense tennis is absurd, but the respective reactions are hilarious.

Fonseca is going full gas to start, super aggressive. Sinner hasn't really settled yet, but whoo boy, it's already a mad watch.