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drink beer watch Wallace n’ Gromit man life is good

the movement is in motion with massive militant poetry

we need to Rage Against the Machine

In this household, we believe in Robert McNamara supremacy ‘All Hail Rob’

Scott Pilgrim v.s. 3 Horny Milfs

Every time I deplane I weep for humanity. It is truly embarrassing how many simpletons exist who lack the necessary cognitive ability to gather their things and gtfo in a timely fashion. No urgency. No clue. No hope. Pathetic.

I need to touch some grass and touch some ass. Real quick or I’m going down the deep end.

India & Pakistan - I know we got some beef but can we not do this right now? I don’t think I have the mental capacity to process a direct conflict between two nuclear armed powers at the moment. Thanks.

Brian Griffin IRL

This is how I’m tryna be

Mark Cuban Gay?!?!?!

I will make Jan 6th will look like a fucking tea party if they raise the price of the Costco Hotdogs.

The “Jersey Cows” have been gunned down in Atlantic City in a mob related hit. May they rest in peace.

I can say with confidence that Stephan Miller would have no moral qualms with being a gulag administrator and would throughly enjoy his day-to-day tasks. That dude is absolutely cracked.

I HATE being sober brothers

Bitch please, You must have a mental disease Assume the position and get back Down on ya knees

Just got a new tattoo - what do the homies think?

Happy saint patricks day to all my fellow alcoholics. Time to make some terrible choices.

Top 2025 Male Children Names: 1. Bort 2. Mcbort 3. Gerrymander 4. Fettuccine 5. LaSex 6. Doyle 7. Margarita 8. Ẽl Capitán 9. Ass Touché 10. Gerald Ford Read that again

City boys are up Country boys get fucked

If the uber doesn’t have enough room I’m gonna kneel in the street and shoot myself im the head with a handgun

I drank 3 High Noons then went to piss and tried to whip out my cock but I just had a vagina

I don’t contest that Brendan Fraser exists as a concept, but it’s doubtful he has, or had ever existed in reality

Ryan Seacrest is a fraud, grifter, and embarrassment.

Likin Park will remind you exactly who you are

If RFK bans Diet Coke, we are going to make January 6th look like a fucking tea party. Don’t try me, Kennedy.

RIP Jackie Kennedy; she would have been lawless, but never clawless

Me when waiter brings my Diet Coke

Chungus is coming back in a big way

STOP FUCKING ITALIANS END THE BLOODLINE ❌🇮🇹❌

I’m allowed to loiter around the railyards like a fucking vagabond, okay? I have the authority to do this and you don’t need to go call someone, okay?

I cut all the seatbelts from my car. Not only are seatbelts liberal nonsense, but a man should never surrender the power to send occupants flying through the fucking dashboard if he deems it necessary. Get fucked.

We do, in fact, like fortnight

Existence is a fucking prison

Steve Añus has announced his gubernatorial candidacy!