Again, but slower this time, please.

#MikeJohnson Swear her in. @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social #adelitagrijalva #repgrijalva #arizona

Have we considered that it might be the access to guns? Just spitballin’.

Wake up, America, or I fear we may not have elections in 2028.

I still am stunned, years later, that dozens of cops at Uvalde waited 77 minutes to kill the shooter while kids died. Has ANYONE been held accountable?

How fucked are we?? May I present 💁‍♀️…

Meanwhile, in Nepal…. @newseye.bsky.social

This week’s most fragile man award goes to…

DEI and CPAC confirm, we are ALL domestic terrorists. Bless. 🌈

💔 Heartbreaking: ICE is snatching workers in Mount Pleasant, D.C. Neighbors shout back: “Get the fuck out of our city!”

But, if the cracker and barrel are removed from the logo, is it still a Cracker Barrel?

Peacetime prezzies really are the best ✌️☮️ 🥰

It tracks, though, right?

White House Quarterly Clitoris Council report.

In a surprise to no one, we are the bad guys. Stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 Release the files.

This wasn’t just a security breach, documents obtained by NPR from a hotel guest who found them on a printer revealed something even more disturbing: a planned luncheon in honor of Vladimir Putin. The menu literally read, “In honor of his excellency Vladimir Putin.”

Not sure if this is a new ad or not but new to me. What a powerful message from this sex abuse survivor about how difficult it is now to get abortions even for incest. The Pedophile protectors of the GOP need to be stopped. Our kids deserve better then this world. That's why we fight this.

Congrats on your promotion, Pammy 🎉 This is going to look GREAT on your resume when applying for work release in the future.

G.l. Jesse, code name: Man Spread, reporting for duty * (As long as it doesn't impact his brunch plans.) Canada is totally going to love it. This should go really well for Jesse. #foxnews

Ew.

I couldn’t decide between Ladies & the Tramp, Beauties & the Beast, or Foxes & the Hound.

Thousands of OBGYN professionals are respectfully advising the government to fuck right off. 👏 👏

Announcing my new political party: the GOM party.

Hey, so, Matt Gaetz’s mom is basically our shadow POTUS, btw. Go to my TikTok (@triscuitsforkids) to get the breakdown of this text convo that some queen sitting behind Matt Gaetz on a flight caught. She’s a true patriot 🇺🇸 🫡 (@tidesofmarch on TT)

“family members identified the victim as Narciso Barranco, a father to three sons who are all U.S. Marines” ktla.com/news/local-n...

Please watch and share. Pico Rivera, CA, has been getting hit hard by ICE. 100s of videos the past few days. Look at the brutality and force being used. These are not raids. They are violent kidnappings. The kid here is a US citizen.

World war cheat sheet.

Military folks...lemme know if I'm reading too much into this. If it seems intentional, please share with the other military folk in your life. #dod #military #army #airforce #navy #marines #nationalguard #usa

We've officially arrived to our Police State Era. Florida's gonna Florida, I suppose. However, Taylor doesn't have an album for this yet, so l'd respectfully request we hold off until we know how Mother handled this one. #floridaman #getfucked #staywoke #hideyourtwinkies

Avril knew.

Another day another crime. Today’s brought to you by DUI hire Kkkaptain Kkkegsbreath: the silly US Constitution’s Establishment Clause. Nbd. #fyp #fypシ #dod #miltok #military #duihire #usa #blessedbethefruit #underhiseye

I think Mother has summoned us… #taylorswift #taylornation #swifties #reputationtaylorsversion #handmaidstale #staywoke #lfg

The president has covered the Oval Office in gold, is planning a massive military parade for his birthday, and is now accepting $400,000,000 luxury planes from foreign powers as personal presents. What the fuck are we doing here?

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms. Including MAGA Spice herself, Kristi Noem.

Amazing news, amazing work, amazing article from @404media.co, @josephcox.bsky.social, & @jasonkoebler.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy, @youranoncentral.bsky.social, @youranonnews.bsky.social, & @youranona.bsky.social. This is what patriotism looks like 🇺🇸💙✊ #anonymous #404Media #FreedomFighters

Thank you, #Anonymous & #404Media for this incredible news & your tireless effort. You’re doing the lord’s work & fighting the good fight✊💙 @404media.co @josephcox.bsky.social @jasonkoebler.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy @youranoncentral.bsky.social @youranonnews.bsky.social @youranona.bsky.social

This is a new image from #JWST. The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way. Everything else is a galaxy. Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.

Leaked footage from the Hegseth household.

New Executive Order: Making the White House White Trash For Realzeez First a Tesla liquidation sale and now this. I’m just surprised they didn’t wait for the installation of the 200’ of flag poles DementiaDon has commissioned. Please send help. We are not okay.