NOBODY WANTS APPLE BUILDING IPHONES HERE YOU IGNORANT FAT TODDLER. Good God you exhausting sloppy goon

It’s “sweat all your expensive, cute makeup off your face as soon as you step outside” season

Donald Trump is a bad person.

@stinkythinktank.bsky.social hi

Charlie Kirk decided to go to Cambridge and debate people there and he got cooked alive. You can watch all the videos. Make yourself lil’ drink, get comfy, clear your schedule

Hi

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Once you do that first rodeo, the rodeo requests never stop.

Girl scouts: Would you like to buy some cookies? Me : No thank you not today Their parents:

I’m in the chair in the salon and I hear a new song start and my ears perk a bit and I say sort of say quietly to myself “is that the new kids on the block?……” and then I listen for a few more seconds and now I’m yelling “IS THAT THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK???????????”

I got bangs. This is how I’m handling the Trump administration. It’s not going well.

When life hands me lemons, I'm like, "Dude, are you even reading the list? We need fabric softener, toothpaste, and toilet paper!"

If you were at war in the middle of a battlefield would you write me a letter telling me that you miss me, yes or no

I don’t follow people. I set traps for them and wait.

I hope I don’t need to be charming here. I’m too tired to be charming here.

Them: Variety is the spice of life! Me: I hate spice. And variety. And life.

I dislike LeBron James a great deal

an app that shows you the location of the nearest cybertruck

*long drag of cigarette* @stinkythinktank.bsky.social? Haven’t heard that name in years

Gang, I keep thinking that maybe I should get bangs again Things aren’t good.

Your representatives are busy dumping stock, they’ll get back to you at their earliest convenience

@stinkythinktank.bsky.social push me on the swings ☺️

The sass-o-meter is rising, there is smoke rising from the sass-o-meter area

Twitter sucks and no one talks to me on Bluesky so I guess I’ll just die 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hey @stinkythinktank.bsky.social I found what you can get me for Valentine’s Day

The stripper really likes you and also the billionaire wants to help you get more money

I take kissing very seriously

Snickers ice cream bars are sinfully delicious

Ya ever feel like most people could live just fine without you

I don’t know a lot about football but you’re supposed to score points, right?

Things are bad and you should care. I don’t know how else to explain this to people.

It’d be nice to fully eliminate hate someday. But I fear there’s too much profit in it.

Apologies I was not familiar with your lame

Hey, does anyone know what it's like to not constantly assume that everyone hates you?

Spent the day getting my teeth cleaned with the sharp pokey thing in my gums and then as a little treat, got my eyebrows waxed with the hot way and the hair follicles being ripped out of my skin

Me and @stinkythinktank.bsky.social when we’re getting along (sometimes)

@stinkythinktank.bsky.social you alive?

On repeat

You want me to care about the Grammys when they never recognized The New Kids On The Block??????

is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?

i f e a r this heart will be the d e a t h of me

he’s said a lifetime of terrible shit. But “do you want me to go swimming?” in response to being asked if he’ll visit the crash site has wounded my soul so permanently. Imagine if that was your loved one in the water. Your young child. And that’s what your president says. I just can’t. He’s evil

Dear Canadian & Mexican friends, I didn't vote for this. Don't hate me. And I'm sorry.

Ya boy is not participating in any traditional Grammys week celebrations,,, if ya catch me outside,,, we giving back to this area and its families and first responders. 👍🏾

Remember back on Twitter when the old gag was, “So what are we mad about today?” and it was actually just a pretentious dig at the first few conscious minds who could predict the road we were heading down before everyone else caught on? Good times