Side note: the fact that everyone is moving to duckduckgo for their search engine needs after the Google AI announcement is a FAFO moment I'm still laughing about. Of course people would switch. Now googling won't be called googling anymore and I'm here for it.

Just learned about optimization OCD. I might need a life break.

It's hard being the baddest bitch on public transportation.

The only good fascist is a dead one.

You named your kid Buttermilk?

You about to piss me the fuck off type shit.

I welcome all to the "I cried over a boat" club.

I don’t even know where Geneva is.

I'm playing apex, and bloodhound should extend their ult with every knock and should get a speed boost either way every knock as well.

rob gyro son or peach turnip daughter 💔🥀

Noticing Hasan Piker didn't endorse any of the Peace & Freedom party's candidates but Madeline Pendleton canvasses for the P&F.

I'm super serious about my whimsy.

fym ouuuu shii

Under white supremacy, even grief has a hierarchy.

I bought a rose toy from the TikTok shop and it whispers to me at night.

It's because you're always on that damn spectrum.

Carne asada triple tacos>WW3

Got 9 laughs in the work group chat yea I won

If you saw the sun on a dark day I bet you would smile too.

AI boyfriend daughter or sports betting son?

You are the love that you give, not the love you receive.

No weapon formed against us shall prosper.

Anyone Valoranting today?

I just finished season two of the live action one piece. Overall really good. I'd say 8/10. But this is coming from an anime watcher and manga reader so I'm sure others will have different opinions.

Enough of tasting burgers, I want these CEO's to live on the wage of one of the cashiers or cooks for 90 days.

My phone on stoopid mode

I can forgive, I don't forget though.

When the Luna Snow on my team is asking to peel for heals but I’m solo tanking against Emma,Thing, Logan and Bucky all at the same time 😭

AI is going to replace us!" I'd like to see AI being ignored by employers.

Finger licking good 😇 implies the existence of toe sucking evil 😈

Do NOT hold your horses this year

Steam: *does nothing* Steam: *wins* Steam: *does something* Steam: *wins even more*

Black people should have the whole month of February off and still get paid. That would be a good start for reparations.

Bad Bunny half-time show was amazing. I wish it was longer and we could hear more of his songs.

The goat is a lil bit sad rn

I'm so stressed out I feel physically ill.

I identify with Peter Parker because my life is also just constant turmoil.

In a modern alternative universe; alongside being a pickpocket, Nami would be doing illegal backstreet racing and WINNING for straight cash and pink slips.

Who is Ninja and why am I getting them creamy?

Oh cool, Dubstep at Tiffany's.

I need Clove to have just a couple more seconds for their smoke since it now takes 40 seconds for it to come back.

Migration is an Earth right.

Don't believe everything you think.

Passion looks like aggression to the unmotivated.

I'll do it badly, I'll do it scared, but in the end I'll do it as a human. Fuck AI.

I prefer to think of dark magic as just alternative magic.

A prerequisite for having any sort of management position should be being able to reset your own password.

I care my g

hey babe Beelzemon is outside

Yes I am a "chud" C: Charming H: Handsome U: Understanding D: Determined