Someone sent this to me today & it’s sound advice. When there are clowns who continually want to drag you into their circus, you can choose to remove yourself. I don’t like the circus. And I certainly don’t like clowns. I remove myself. 😊

In or about 2022-2023, I made several statements about Keven Ages and his family and their alleged online activities against women and families, including my own. I spoke based on incomplete information and concluded too quickly. I did not have all the facts. 1/2

I had my “dinner”. It was a Happy Meal. I had a cheeseburger dressed like a mac. I asked for milk so I could store it away for my latte tomorrow morning. I dipped my fries in ketchup. The beverage accompanying my meal was an Irish whiskey on the rocks. Cuz I’m fancy like that.

Election Day in Ontario is Thursday, February 27. Here are some hopefully helpful links, dates, and deadlines. Visit www.elections.on.ca for more information. #OnPoli 🧵

Did you know that “delusional narcissist” spelled backwards is “cunt”?

People get really pissy about pineapple on pizza. How about turkey testicles on pizza? Apparently it’s a delicacy in Taiwan. As for me? I think it’s nuts.

Seems legit. @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social

Have you ever made a simple dish that just hit the spot? This was it. So satisfying. So frickin yummy! Cheese tortellini with spring peas in a black truffle & cream sauce with a sprinkle of parmigiano reggiano. 🤌

Is it just me? Am I the only one who’s full of cheese??

It took a few cups more, but the caffeine finally hit.

Walked into a shop behind two teenaged boys as a Cybertruck drove by. One of the guys chuckled at the same time as me. We all made eye contact & burst out laughing. “That thing is uuugggly”, he scoffed. Nothing says Christmas like people uniting over their hatred of Cybetrucks. ❤️🌲

My Christmas budget this year was tighter than Steve Perry’s jeans. That said, I’m all done. Let the wrapping begin!

Would you kindly drop your favourite non-traditional Christmas song here? I’d like to add to my playlist. I’ve got songs like: Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade White Christmas by Bad Religion Father Christmas by The Kinks… and on and on…

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge 1/20

The news has been so dire for I don’t know how long. This particular moment with my dad melted my heart yesterday, so I thought I’d share it to help break up your timeline with something wholesome & good. ❤️

Nevermind Bruce Springstern! The US has an elected a president that can’t even spell his own son’s name correctly. 🤡

I can already hear the network writers tossing around ideas. “No, listen guys! How about this? “If the eyebrows aren’t knit, you must acquit?” Huh? Well? Yeah?”

No pain, no gain!

I don’t know why they’re trying to pin everything on Jake Gyllenhaal. He didn do nuffin! Though some might say his performance in Zodiac was mid.

Sound advice.

🎶 It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎶

It's hard to not interact with the troll, but don't. Just block them and sooner or later they will go away.

Waking up to find South Korea is under martial law. 😟 Worrisome to say the very least.

This is kinda cute… Try yours out! “The Fixer” Paesano: Bluesky’s Sweetly Chaotic Troublemaker A master of gentle chaos, armed with sharp wit and a fondness for community care. " A delightful blend of heartwarming and hilariously disarming. blueskyroast.com/roast/goggle...

Mariah has thawed. Everything is merry and bright! Sort of.

Nice one, Joe! 👍💙

*nods knowingly*

As you may or may not know, walking pneumonia is hitting A LOT of people this season. Covid is still going strong. Tis the season, right? What I fail to comprehend is if you’re hacking up a lung in an urgent care clinic, why the hell are you not wearing a mask?! WHYYYY???

Beauty & The Beast 🎶

This is pretty funny.

Bit of an emotional day. I would never have feel comfortable enough to post this on the other platform because of the horrible people who lurk, but I feel safe here. I brought my mom her new walker & installed her bed rail today. 1/

How many pies would you need to bake today?

Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an Umlaut. Eienahpëts: An elephant-shaped nightlight which was quickly recalled for starting house fires.

It’s funny cuz it’s true.

Can anyone else relate, or is it just me?? 🤣🤣😭😭

I dunno. This feels kinda sacrilegious. 😭

Oh. My. God. My dog peed all over baby Jesus, mother Mary, the wise men, a cow, a lamb and some other stragglers while the fire alarm was being tested. Now what!!?? Everything’s been washed. Do I have to have this thing blessed or something?! Wtf! 😳

This might be an unpopular take but the “Canada is broken” people & the “Death to Canada” people are two sides of the same coin and no one will convince me otherwise. I love my country & am so very grateful that my family immigrated here many years ago.

I love my public library & use it often. 📚❤️

But whyyyyy??? #badtattoos

Block this bastard yesterday. Put litter in its place

Curious

I’ll give you $70 if you throw in the toilet.

Bluesky a play [curtain up] ENTER LEFT, NORMAL PERSON: Hello. I believe things are thus and so. ENTER RIGHT, RAVING LOONIE: Pah! You think thusly because you are stup- [trap door opens, EXIT RAVING LOONIE] NORMAL PERSON: As I was saying, these are my reasons for believing as I do... [down curtain]

I’ve always maintained I dislike sci-fi. I don’t like Star Wars, Star Trek or anything of the sort. Over the last 5 days, my daughter & I were hunkered down fighting off a flu & I decided to rewatch LOST. She was hooked after the 1st episode. She tells me it’s sci-fi. Is it? Am I a sci-fi fan?!

Here’s the first example on how to be a No Drama Llama: Block this account lickety split!!!

Seems a lot of the ugly drama we left Xitter for is muddling the clear skies here. Make like a no drama llama. For your own sanity, block liberally and block often.

Really, really wish there was a way to add notifications for friends & allies here at #Bluesky, or adjust our feeds accordingly. I rarely see posts from my cherished, beloved friends on here, unless I go seek them out individually. Adding such a feature would be a tremendous improvement. 🔎🔔🤞🏻

Right wing extremists think it’s gross/weird for Trudeau to bring his daughter to a Taylor Swift concert. While TayTay isn’t my choice in music, I’d easily bring my kids if they wanted to go. It’s called being a good parent. Sometimes I wonder if these haters weren’t loved enough as kids. Sad.