Where TF is the Military Operation against the Terrorist Regime of the United States in North America to ensure *OUR* “Leaders” at Virtually Every Level are GONE, Never to Threaten Us, our allies, Or the World—EVER AGAIN! Will thank ANYONE to give Attention to this Mad~Hatter. @wefail.bsky.social

🎶 #LookAtMeI’mDegreeFreeLousyWithStoopidity (apologies to Sandra Dee)

So…Markbutt Mullinhead and Coryholio Beavisdowski? #Mark~lameMunchkin™️ #MullinVoid #SecurityImpurity #PleasePlungeThePunyPusillanimousPlumber #DHMess #Poltroon’dPlumberPropagatesProfligatedPlumbing #MachiaMullianMiniMe

Has anyone told #MarklameMunchkin™️ that he’s engaged to Lewandowski now? #MullinVoid #SecurityImpurity #PleasePlungeThePunyPusillanimousPlumber #DHMess #Poltroon’dPlumberPropagatesProfligatedPlumbing #MachiaMullianMiniMe h/t Amy Siskind @amysiskind.com

Was this after his cage~match with the cocaine covered toilet seat? There’s no way—*no way*—you come from my loins…when we get home, the first thing I’m gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth—Bobby Kennedy #TheWormDidn’tDieAndTheTwinkieTookADive art by MarianKamenski humor-kamensky.sk/cartoons

A full list of ice collaborators. Under your fingertips. See if you work for someone who work for ice.

Jane has a Bluesky account— Citizen Jane @rivergoat.bsky.social #NoKings #March28

art by Deb Milbrath @milbrathdraws.bsky.social Ella Baron @ellabaron.bsky.social Paul Duginski @cartoonkahuna.bsky.social Andy Winters www.instagram.com/andywintersa...

He looks like Nelson "Big Head" Bighetti‘s older, *dumber* brother— #BigGulpofGuilt

Mark~lame Munchkin™️ is a poltroon’d plumber with profligated plumbing. #MullinVoid #SecurityImpurity #PlungeThePusillanimousPlumber #LockingDownLewandowskiLove #DHMess

Proper propaganda proffered— #IranDeadpan

<~• Titanic Twats Skipping Accountability •~> Their crimes are twisted, dark and deep… “Wonderful secrets” (*retch*) one still keeps— #ReleaseTheFiles before I sleep! #FuhKing(over)OfTheWorld #ConsInBronze #CatchYouWithAStatue #BronzeIsTheNewBronzer #StigmaOfTheEnigma

You gotta admit #Epstein’sExcursion is pretty catchy, though—like syphilis. #ExcursionPerversionDiversion #WhenPedo~saursRuledTheEarth art by Joep Bertrams Achtergelaten Vrienden {Friends Left Behind} @joepbertrams.bsky.social

The Doodle Abides. #March6DayOfTheDude bsky.app/profile/cart...

A thought to think— ‘Bout which finks to thank, when topping~off, Your unaffordable tank… #It’sABigClubAndWeAin’tInIt #GasPricesPremiumCrisis #Epstein’sExcursion

Just how many goddammed cults are these delusional fools being deceived by all at the same time, anyhoo? #GodOrdainsPedophiles #GOP #OrangeStainedAndOrdained #ReligionPoisonsEverything art by J.D Crowe @crowejam.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/seth...

Enjoy your meal, folks…honk if you need anything else— #CopiouslyCorny bsky.app/profile/docn...

**Assembly not desired— #DiarrheaIKEA’d #IAmTheVeryModelOfAModernMajorPedophile art by Ian David Marsden bsky.app/profile/ianm...

🎶 Treasons Don’t Near the R@per, Nor do the dim, the sum, or lo mein, Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie… #Another40,000ComingEveryday art by Jeff Danziger www.jeffdanziger.com

🎶 Treasons Don’t Near the R@per, Nor do the dim, the sum, or lo mein, Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie… #Another40,000ComingEveryday art by Jeff Danziger www.jeffdanziger.com

A Wordle Wrestlin’ Lesson 🧵 #HowToSolveWordle As Bugs would say, “it’s time for a little *stragedy*”— Blindly guessing you will soon rue, Even Sherlock and Watson used clues, Two guesses will effectively pursue, All the vowels that you are due… Mayhaps a bonus consonant or two?—

Friends, it’s a cult. MAGA is a cult. Please—for God’s sake, after a decade—accept this. Accept it, internalize it, and then decide what you think America should do. And as you think about that, think about all the other cults you’re aware of, what they did, and how they ended.

Shadow. Banned. #AndIran(SoFarAway)ICouldn’tGetAway #FlockOfNumbskulls bsky.app/profile/dead...

Poltroon’d Plumber Penis Poverty Primer— #DHMess #SecurityImpurity #Mull’n’Void

Has any yet told Mark~lame Munchkin that in addition to the interminable tongue~bathing of the Tangerine Traitor’s™️ taint, his other job requirement includes an intimate “arrangement” with Lewandowski? #PleasePrioritizePlungingThePusillanimousPlumber art by Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social

The exact moment when Markwayne Munchkin submitted his #DHS job application with an oh~so~lame and unforgettably unsuccessful public attempt of a strong~arm robbery on a seventy~eight year old man who is medically dependent on a walking cane— #ProfligatedPlumber www.facebook.com/615763319418...

House Oversight Committee voted 24–19 to subpoena Pam Bondi for a closed door deposition regarding the Epstein Files...AGAIN. @pleightx.bsky.social

#EpicFury sounds like Nick Fury’s dick nick~name…we can do definitely better. Re~post and leave yours in the comments! ;^] Operation Pedo Shield (circa ‘90) Operation Pedo Storm…coming soon The Enrichments Entrenchment art by Morten Morland bsky.app/profile/mort...

I think I’m starting to think that nobody thinks life is as precious as they think they want to think it is— #IndecisionJuxtaposition #ITMFA

Third Time’s the Charm is très charmant! #TheOrangeSlime’sWarCrimes #AndIranAllNightAndDayICouldn’tGetAway #FlockOfNumbskulls bsky.app/profile/seth...

Here’s the whole thread— “And nobody seems to notice and nobody seems to care”—George Carlin #AndIranIranSoFarAwayIranAllNightAndDayICouldn'tGetAway threadreaderapp.com/thread/11732...

Few people are getting the “why this/why now” thing right…others are clueless—well, hang on to your fukking reading glasses for revelation gratification. art by Marian Kamensky humor-kamensky.sk/cartoons #WeAreSpinningInHisGrave #Epstein’sEpiphanies #BallOfConfusionAllAnIllusion #ProofOfDevilry

Isn't it funny how everyone who ever went to the island is all like "oh man I had wives and nannies and kids climbing over me the whole time" and then you read Epstein's emails and he's like (in paraphrase) "don't you *dare* bring bitches or anklebiters to my fucking island, bro"

Every time I respond to this tweet, BlueSky deletes it. So I'm trying a quote-tweet. I wrote a book about Casolaro and Maxwell: sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/its-safe-t...

I’d rather see a documentary with Anthony Scaramucci dressed in drag starring *as* Melania— #MalignantMegaloMelaniacMovie art by Benjamin Slyngstad @slyngstad.bsky.social

Epstein! Epstein! Everywhere, And the pedophiles did shrink. Epstein here! And Epstein there! So much worse than you think… #ThisIsATransnationalCrimeSyndicateMasqueradingAsAGovernment bsky.app/profile/seth...

Reprimandtilians— bsky.app/profile/mrlo...

started/going #2026IsABagOfDikks art by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social

The Gregory Brothers win the interwebs today. Full stop. Repost and give them a follow…don’t cost nothin’— @gregorybrothers.bsky.social #HowNowACowedSowAvowedTheDow #FlimFlamMadame

Translation: “I caved because this was fukking over my billionaire backers and I reserve all rights to continue to fukk over poor people in any future rulings”… #SupremeCriminalsOfTmurp’sUnconstitutionalSerfdom #SCOTUSIsAsSCOTUSDoes #LimitedNobility art by J.D. Crowe @crowejam.bsky.social

An absolute assonantal assassination and alliterative artistry à la Abramson—abundant accolades appropriated. #BoardOfPieceOfTheAction art by Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social

Two wonderful secrets about two age~less enigmas— #StatueOfLimitations #SamePedophileDifferentIsland #Retch art by Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social

Rev. Jesse Jackson {1941~2026} art by Jack Ohman @jackohman.bsky.social #It’sGoingLikeClockwork…Orange

Calling Ms. Streisand…Ms. Streisand…you’re needed in the Effects Department, please. #Bab’sBlowback #Colbert’sCauseAndEffectShouldMakeWeissPauseAndReflect m.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...

Civil rights leader Jesse Jackson has passed away at the age of 84. My thoughts are with his family. I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.

¡whollyfukkityfukk! If anything even remotely nefarious happens to Seth Abramson, I swear to all the gawdz I don’t believe in—I will hunt down whoever is responsible with the revenge~filled resolve of a thousand barbaric Batmans… #Epstein’sEpiphanies #GaggingOnPedophiles bsky.app/profile/seth...

PEDOPOTUSINO? #MendacityAtFullCapacity #President’sDayIsOurDismay “In Name Only” art by Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social

<•~§ The Thing You Call Love §~•> The thing you call love may be just a fish on a line. The thing you call love may just be the best meal you ever ate. Or maybe the most lovely wine. Chocolate.

I’d be happy if tmurp’s indecent body was in one decent cell—and his cell~mate was a guy named Big Beautiful Bill… #ThisIsATransnationalCrimeSyndicateMasqueradingAsAGovernment

“What do you think the odds are that person is a goat fucker?!” Grade A trolling