It’s always the baked goods that suffer the most in times of conflict— #TheWarOfTheRolls~es. #WarOfTheBavarianCreamSuccession #TheFrenchBaguetteAndIndianFry~BreadWar #TheHundredYeastsWar #PastryWar (this one’s real) #TheCroissantCrusades

<•••§ Skipping Culpability §•••> #MoronsInBronze #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

#CartoonistsForDemocracy art by Mike Luckovich bsky.app/profile/mluc...

🎶…and the hits just keep comin’— #StopFukkingWithNativeAmericansYouRacistAsshøle #HegsethSmokesMeth—JustAWildGueth #TheyDon’tCareOneIotaAboutAnyLakota #MedalsForAMassacre #WoundedKneeLetItBe bsky.app/profile/geor...

#TheEscalatorDidNothingWrong #InvestigateThePerpertratorNotTheEscalator #MitchHedbergWasRight #TemporaryStairsDon’tNeedRepairs #SabotageBrewin’AtTheSinisterU.N. #ThankYouForYourAttentionToThisLadder #Escalatorgate—ProllyStoppedDueToHisWeight #BetterEscaLateThanEscaNever bsky.app/profile/thed...

BEWARES!! BEWARES!! RELEASE ALL THE FLARES!! The Mad Orange blares and loudly declares! As to the state of affairs ‘bout the apples~and~pears. Sans bible, he swears—they're the stuff of nightmares, So say lots of prayers ‘cuz no evil compares, To the Deadly, Non~Moving, Triple~Conspiracy Stairs!!

LANCE! VINCENT. AMERICA’S IN BIG FUKKING TROUBLE MAN, AND IT’S COMING TO YOUR HOUSE! bsky.app/profile/seth... #ThisIsAMultiNationalCrimeSyndicateMasqueradingAsAGovernment #TheDOJHasGoneAway #TheFBIHasGoneByeBye #TheLastWeSawOfOurRuleOfLaw #1~800~BeATmurpLawyer

"There is no longer 'news' in the US: only speculation, propaganda in oligarch-run newspapers, dark money posts disguised as articles, the occasional well-researched but paywalled piece, and independent reporting blocked by algorithms." sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/tunnel-vis...

The full 28-minute Jimmy Kimmel monologue. Please share.

This is almost better than if we had gotten a Banksy— #SkippingProsecution #TheStigmaOfTheEnigma #ReleaseTheBFFFiles #EpsteinsEpiphanies #CatchYouWithAStatue #DeadpannedByADeadMan #Epsteinaminophen

Acetaminophen woes with this bizarre denouncement, Medical acumen blows and prohibits pronouncement. Ah~sed~uhv— Ass~in~em…minnie~fin, Is that ok? Hell no Guv— Listen Clem, that’s not a win— That ain’t the way, Even if this was your lobotomy day. #StupidPeopleRunningThings #AcetaminophenWillDoYouIn

I wish Chuck Schumer were just a rumour, Is he from Earth?—or someplace lunar? This gross old groomer for the Horrid Orange Tumour, Befouls the good humour of any lampooner. The amount of time we‘re stuck tolerating the schmuck, Is proportional to the degree which we‘re fukked. #ChuckSchumerRumour

I’m not certain exactly which fukking planet we’re on right now, but I’m pretty sure we are no longer on EarthPrime— #IdiocracyIsADocumentary #UnitedStatesOfSHAMErica #MAGAWillGagYa #UFCOnTheLawnDignity’sGone #DonTheConGoesOnAndOn #WTAFF

What in the why’d, why’d whirled of sports is a’ goin’ on here?— Is he gay?—(not that there’s anything wrong with that) Is he faking gay to bait people—(*everything’s* wrong with that) If he was gay his banana~handling wouldn’t be suspect. #EaglemanIsSmeagolMan #BananaManGetsBananaBanned #FruitBrute

That‘s perfection!—the epitome of the oxymoron for them (emphasis on moron)—like the mutual exclusivity of military intelligence. #TheWokeRightIsAJokeRight

This is *only* message all and any news program in the nation should delivering— #DavidLetterman #MediaSucksDemocracy’sFukked bsky.app/profile/rbre...

Holy sh!t~balls—If Joe and Eileen Bailey are his friends, who is his mother, Sybil? I guess all the christo~fascism just wasn’t delusional enough, Chuck had to *trump up* BFF’s who are bogus, fake, and fictitious. #ChucklefukkSchumerMuck #LastWeekTonight #JohnOliver m.youtube.com/watch?v=dijM...

Can I borrow three billion puke emojis from somebody? #KirkedOut #ChokingOnCharlie #OKIsNotO.K. #StatulenceFlatulence #FreedomFromCharlieKirk

Holy sh!t~balls—If Joe and Eileen Bailey are his friends, who is his mother, Sybil? I guess all the christo~fascism just wasn’t delusional enough, Chuck had to *trump up* BFF’s who are bogus, fake, and fictitious. #ChucklefukkSchumerMuck #LastWeekTonight #JohnOliver m.youtube.com/watch?v=dijM...

J’accuse Ted Cruz: Part Tooz I do not like that man #TedCruz. I do not like his white~washed shoes. His paint~slop photo~op—more bad news, Tmurp will still hate him—this I sluethz. Cuckoo’s splooge fills the head of Ted Cruz, #Ain’tNoSaintWithATrayOfPaint art by @anntelnaes.bsky.social

I’m terrified so many people have this exactly backwards…the tangerine tyrant will let Fox/Newsmax be in charge before he allows any more Democratic election wins—free and fair elections are things he‘s going to cancel and suspend. He ain’t leaving. #ElectionDeflection #UnfirmMidtermSquirm

I do not like that man #TedCruz, I do not like him in the news. I do not like his jerky smirk, While he’s cashing in on #CharlieKirk. I do not like his political stunt— What a sycophantic little cunt. I do not like Ted Cruz at all, That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls. *apologies to John Oliver

Damn. Afghanistanbananastand, man— R.I.P. #RobertRedford (Aug. 18, 1936~Sept. 16, 2025) #BarefootInThePark #ButchCassidyAndTheSundanceKid #JeremiahJohnson #TheGreatWaldoPepper #TheHotRock #TheSting #AllThePresident’sMen #TheNatural #AllIsLost #DownhillRacer #Sundance #BestActor #BestDirector

I do not like that man #TedCruz, I do not like him in the news. I do not like his jerky smirk, While he’s cashing in on #CharlieKirk. I do not like his political stunt— What a sycophantic little cunt. I do not like Ted Cruz at all, That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls. *apologies to John Oliver

Sociopathic Apples vs. Compassionate Oranges Out of *respect* for the death of #CharlieKirk —they went from mourning to vengeance in 3.5 seconds, they’re lying about it, grifting, recruiting, profiting from it, and will now *use* their newly martyred saint of hatred/intolerance for all eternity.

This exchange says it all.

Whoa.

I think maybe Rupert Murdoch bought Grok while we weren’t looking… #ArtificialIntelligenceEqualsGenuineStupidity #WhatAGrokOfSh!t #TylerKirk #CharlieRobinson

What will be the fate of this psychopath—presidential pardon or prejudiced prosecution? #TylerRobinson #CharlieKirk

#CharlieKirk —a sh!t~stirring, christofascistic, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, propagandist who sold intolerance and violence to young people as an honorary sibling in tmurp’s mafia. His hate~filled rhetoric made our world *worse*, not better. Lament the sociopathic life he chose—not his death.

Stop all the shooting and #ReleaseTheEpsteinPhiles bsky.app/profile/seth...

I abhor violence and despise projectile weapons from pea~shooters to Patriot missiles and can’t reconcile innocent children doing nothing more than attending school—fourfoxsake—suffering the same fate as a sh!t~stirring sycophant to a persimmon painted pervert #CharlieKirk bsky.app/profile/radi...

In the same books I wrote about Epstein, I wrote about the propaganda tactic of feigning shock to avoid accountability -- which is what officials and pundits are doing now. If they like reading books about themselves written years in advance, they should get THEY KNEW and HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT!

Thanks unbridled billionaires and broligarchs. Thanks complicit, corrupt, corporate media. Thanks MAGA~cult conspiracy cunts. Thanks ethic~free, morally bankrupt judges and lawyers. They’re coming for us all— #SupremelyUnconstitutional #StenchOnTheBench #AbortThisCourt bsky.app/profile/fran...

An overdue and most excellent time~line cleanse and I dare you not to sing along— #JulienCohen #BohemianRhapsody #Paris #Flashmob m.youtube.com/watch?v=rfUE...

(🚨) The Proof Project is celebrating the revelation that Trump lied to America and the justice system about his pedophilic birthday note to Epstein—both text and image are pedophilic—by releasing Book Two of PROOF OF DEVILRY (pp. 201-400) for FREE. The full story is *so* much worse than you know.

South Park does it again. 😅😂

Hey, I dig your crazy handle @crstreeter.com...howzabout I lay a few very pertinent memes/political cartoons on ya’? I figure you’ll dig ‘em the most— Meanwhile the leopards are getting larger… art by @lelievre.bsky.social (right)

Damn— R.I.P. Graham Greene…he had a tiny but pivotal pre~Dances With Wolves role in Powwow Highway—Philbert is the Rez’s Rocky Balboa. This wonderful movie is, at once, inspirational and disenchanting, heartbreakingly heartwarming, with equal doses of comedy and tragedy. Good medicine! #GrahamGreene

Damn— R.I.P. Graham Greene…he had a tiny but pivotal pre~Dances With Wolves role in Powwow Highway—Philbert is the Rez’s Rocky Balboa. This wonderful movie is, at once, inspirational and disenchanting, heartbreakingly heartwarming, with equal doses of comedy and tragedy. Good medicine! #GrahamGreene

Over on the nazi hell~site Tmurp is doing his best impression of Schrödinger’s dead/not dead cat—my fingers may or may not be crossed right now… #They’reEatingSchrödinger’sDog #They’reEatingSchrödinger’sCat #ADisappointedNationWithEarlyCelebration #HangOnToYourPantsCuzNowWeGetVance #JoiningJeffrey

<•~{ Un~President Lardon’s Unprecedented Pardon }~•> We all rightly complain that Ghislaine’s inhumane, She was detained and arraigned to ascertain and explain, The insane terrain of her profane domain. Tho’ Jeffrey was slain (and left nary a stain), #TheCover~UpToShutHerUp #Epstein’sEpiphanies

i see a new moon and i want it painted black

Peeps! Peep Putin’s performing persimmon puppet and please peruse the persistently precocious pennings of political pasquinade perfection per the perennially priceless Ann Telnaes— @anntelnaes.bsky.social #Krasnov’sKretinousKriminalKreepshow #UnitedStatesOfSHAMErica bsky.app/profile/annt...

Why don’t you just tell me what you want to know about The Epstein Scandal being historically important because it reveals an international trafficking network profoundly linked to geopolitics Tmurp was at the heart of?— 👀 #ProofOfDevilry #Epstein’sEpiphanies bsky.app/profile/seth...

#R.I.P. #TerenceStamp m.youtube.com/watch?v=TRyt...

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“Putin would eat you for lunch.” Today, exactly that happened.

What Bondi and Pirro are learning is that trying to sell the same sh*t to a judge that you've been shoveling to idiot MAGAs who know nothing about criminal justice simply will not fly In the justice system we say that the *most important skill for a person to have* is to know "what a case is worth"