They’re not meeting the moment, for sure. Bad attitudes/cheap shots/dirty players are epidemic and the league is using their once~in~a~lifetime star player as a on/off the court punching bag. The prejudicial officiating is an irresponsible liability making it all worse. #JordanRulesCaitlin’sEdition

…not until the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest— #HorrorSkop #WeGotBothKinds—ScienceAndFiction art by Martin Persheid (1966~2021) www.martin-perscheid.de www.facebook.com/PerscheidsAb...

…not until the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest— #HorrorSkop #WeGotBothKinds—ScienceAndFiction art by Martin Persheid (1966~2021) www.martin-perscheid.de www.facebook.com/PerscheidsAb...

I’ve had the profound pleasure of tripping on this transformation for forty~four years— #JackStarrett #TCM #GabbyGaltRuinedMyBiscuitCutter

“No one will stop him from the things he is about to do to us.” ”That is, the danger is not the Orc King, it's The Horde.” #I’veHadItWithTheseMuthafukkinSnakesOnThisMuthafukkinPlane art by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social

One would not be ill~behooved to give this righteous dude a follow—*extra~ordinary* talent. art by Gary Huck @hucktooner.bsky.social huckkonopackicartoons.com www.facebook.com/gary.huck/ph... garyahuck.substack.com #SurrealLouseLiesOfD.C.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit having perception of a passport’s primary purpose… #WelcumbIsSpelledA”B”—NotALotOfPeopleKnowThat #Go,Donny,Go,Go…DonnyB.Goode🎶

One would not be ill~behooved to give this righteous dude a follow—*extra~ordinary* talent. art by Gary Huck @hucktooner.bsky.social huckkonopackicartoons.com www.facebook.com/gary.huck/ph... garyahuck.substack.com #SurrealLouseLiesOfD.C.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit having perception of a passport’s primary purpose… #WelcumbIsSpelledA”B”—NotALotOfPeopleKnowThat #Go,Donny,Go,Go…DonnyB.Goode🎶

Stygian witches prepare to stir the Cauldron of Calamity— #StraitOfWarmOoze #Mini’MuricaMendacityMirror #TouchingKids?Presidency—TouchingAlgae?Penitentiary art by Matt Davies @mattdaviescartoon.bsky.social

If you've seen the Juneteenth flag, but don't know its history or what it means, you can read about it in the words of Ben Haith, the man who designed it. Happy Emancipation Day! ✊🏽 #Juneteenth capitalbnews.org/juneteenth-f...

(THREAD) This is the first time I am doing a regular thread—rather than just a link-list thread—about a new Hounds album, as there are some things I really need to explain about it, specifically about why the Hounds side-project known as The Rangers means so much to me. Album preview below:

If these not~so~closeted, *supremely* racist fukks are determined to Aryan Agenda us to death…*again*—then we are forced to insist on a “Blacks Only” Supreme Court that white people are not allowed to use. #SupremacistCourt #TightyWhiteyIsTooFar~Righty art by Ed Wexler @edwexler.bsky.social

It seems like Jethro Dull kyped the script from Ishtar… #LowRentsOfArabia art by Jeff Danziger www.jeffdanziger.com

#MarshcissisticTendencies art by Nick Anderson @andertoon.bsky.social

…cue the omni~appropriate cartoon, please— #NarcissusGreenIsTheNewOrange #WhereIsNemesisWhenYouNeedHer 🎯by Joep Bertrams •~Palace Problems~• bsky.app/profile/joep...

It’s a decent meme, I guess—meanwhile, stop plagiarizing/stealing/copying/ripping~off Keith Haring’s artwork, mmm’k? #TheVandalsAreComingFromInsideThePool #CallTheFBIHotlineWithAnyInformation Support The Keith Haring Foundation www.haring.com

Ffs stop using this shit

Mona Khalil, Lebanon’s most well-known sea turtle conservationist, died of her wounds today after being injured by an Israeli strike I feel sick

#CharlieBrownWasRightAboutEverything #ThisIsOurSchool—NotYourChurch art by Charles Schulz schulzmuseum.org

🎶 More! More! More! How do you like it? How do you like it? 🎶 #ProjectionConfectionPerfection

One doesn’t have to be Dick Tracy know the biggest, fattest, orangest, vandal~est, vandalizing, vandal in D.C. *hasn’t* been fukking arrested yet… He vandalized our Capitol. #SlapMeAndCallMeColumbo

One doesn’t have to be Dick Tracy know the biggest, fattest, orangest, vandal~est, vandalizing, vandal in D.C. *hasn’t* been fukking arrested yet… He vandalized our Capitol. #SlapMeAndCallMeColumbo

Pfff—so what? It’ll only cost us another $300 billion to beg them to re~open it again…and again…and again… #MeanOl’LeverageTaughtMeToWeepAndMoan #TheShArtOfTheSchlemiel #LosingTheForeverWarForevermore actual, *genuine* art by Bill Bramhall @billbramhall.bsky.social

Do *not* offer him any wafer~thin mints, four fox sake! #Mr.Creosote #GreenwaterGluttony

Speaking as a long time Steve, curator of antique Steves, as a Steve who has personally known stacks of other Steves…trust me when I say—no Steve in the history of Steves has *ever* been asked this question by *any* president of *any* thing on *any* planet. #LoadedQuestion #IWasOnTheMoon…WithSteve

Speaking as a long time Steve, curator of antique Steves, as a Steve who has personally known stacks of other Steves…trust me when I say—no Steve in the history of Steves has *ever* been asked this question by *any* president of *any* thing on *any* planet. #LoadedQuestion #IWasOnTheMoon…WithSteve

This fukking guy is the Scott Baio of Rob Schneiders— #LoweringTheBargatze #MAGANateHasAStrongAttractionToN@zis

This fukking guy is the Scott Baio of Rob Schneiders— #LoweringTheBargatze #MAGANateHasAStrongAttractionToN@zis

November 6th... 2024. How did I do?

I do not like Green Dregs and Scam… I do not like them ultra~vile, With capitulation from a pedophile, I do not like losing illegal wars, Started by greedy, amateurish whores, The Minion’s best is likely Kevin, So, let’s eighty~six forty~seven. #IranianFlagGreenIsTheNewAmericanFlagBlue

Sarah’s back! Donald Trump's World Is Literally Falling Apart, Sarah Kendzior Returns @sarahkendzior.bsky.social youtu.be/nWheh7NkVrk

In celebration of the 80th birthday of the most infamous serial rapist, felon, war criminal, insurrectionist, fraudster, malignant narcissistic sociopath, adulterer, crypto-atheist, draft-dodger, foreign asset, racist, homophobe and Islamophobe in the world, here’s RETRO’s new Hardcore Meme archive:

New and Improved Brawndo™️— Now with Electro~chunks! #Brawndouillabaisse

🎶 Swamp Thing…you make my ass sting— #AmericanFlagBlueBlues #ReflectingStool #CauldronOfContagionCover~Up

Hey! They finally started making #Brawndo™️! #ReleaseEpstein’sElectrolytes

Hey! They finally started making #Brawndo™️! #ReleaseEpstein’sElectrolytes

Y’know…comedians—*intrinsically*—are supposed to be anarchistic, boat~rockers calling out bullsh!te wherever they see it. What‘s this putz planning for an encore—synchronized sieg heils with Apartheid Clyde? #ComediansInCultsGettingCovfefe #FukkThisGuy art by Ivan Ehlers @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social

They don’t call these things *forever wars* by accident… #TheShArtOfTheSchlemiel #AMazingDisgrace art by Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social

Profound—subtle~not~so~subtle—perfection. Appropriate icing on a well earned cake. #KnicksNixNaziKnees~up #YesYesToTayTaySoiree #SwiftMove usaglobe24.com/new-york-kni...

Y’know…comedians—*intrinsically*—are supposed to be anarchistic, boat~rockers calling out bullsh!te wherever they see it. What‘s this putz planning for an encore—synchronized sieg heils with Apartheid Clyde? #ComediansInCultsGettingCovfefe #FukkThisGuy art by Ivan Ehlers @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social

#InfinityLoopDeLoop art by Matt Golding @goldingcartoons.bsky.social

39th Claim Avenue, New York @theageaustralia.bsky.social

Now this is special stuff— open.substack.com/pub/retrosta... And here is a better resolution of the Ed Hall (1962~2024) unhinged tmurp cartoon if anyone wants it at no charge… bsky.app/profile/seth...

Apologies for being obtuse here, but if Everything Tmurp Touches Dies is the metric…couldn’t he just go for a dip in the pool to kill all the algae? #ScumOnInTheWater’sFine #ItAin’tEasyBein’Green #ETTD #ReflectionsOfEpsteinDeflections art by Nick Anderson @andertoon.bsky.social

I’m still not exactly clear on what exactly I’m being freed *from* because of this Un Fukking Cool #UFC birthday embarrassment “free~dumb”. #TheKarmaOfTheTarp #DoesBrawndoKillMosquitos

O.k.—you win the inter~webs today. :^D And for what it’s worth, I say we’re lucky it’s *only* a tarp…they could very well have used one or more of these dictatorial draperies for the cover~up instead—team tmurp missed an obfuscating opportunity here. #TheJFKMemorialCenterForThePerformingTarps

This is the illusion of compliance. They’re doing nothing but bumbling around with scaffolding…and dollars to donuts he violates the court order so his stoopid defacement stays up for his birthday. No early celebrations ’til the first letter comes off. art by Nick Anderson @andertoon.bsky.social