The Pyrite Pirate™️ is just absolutely getting his disgusting digital ass handed to him by absolutely *any and everyone* on social media these days… #LEGOTheEpsteinFiles #IranYourGasPriceUp open.substack.com/pub/politica...

Pretty sure the world does not need me to have an opinion on this so I am mostly interested in hearing what others think about it

@sethabramson.bsky.social Peep this gem, in case you missed it— bsky.app/profile/thed...

The Pyrite Pirate™️ is just absolutely getting his disgusting digital ass handed to him by absolutely *any and everyone* on social media these days… #LEGOTheEpsteinFiles #IranYourGasPriceUp open.substack.com/pub/politica...

…the most likely resulting scenario from any future close encounter(s) of the third kind— art by Gary Larson #XFiles #EpsteinFiles #UFOFiles #PedoFiles #NailFiles #Fileophiles

Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations: Alphabet: 8.01% AT&T: 4.6% Meta: 3.57% General Motors: 3.09% Amazon: 1.37% Exxon Mobil: 1.31% Disney: -1.57% CVS Health: -3.88% Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like.

Ce n'est pas un dessin animé exceptionnel, Monsieur Kuper. @pkuper.bsky.social #NotATransnationalCrimeSyndicateMasqueradingAsAGovernment

Lead sponsors and honorary chairs of the #MetGala— Maybe Jeff Bezos should buy a fashion house...instead of owning a newspaper since he doesn’t support a free press? —AnnTelnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social #ThreeBoobsAndABimbo #MayTheMetGalaBeTheFourthWithYou

Welthauptstadtington, D.C.— #ArchVillain

Well, I know @sethabramson.bsky.social wrote a whole bunch of books about all this sh!te… #ThisIsATransnationalCrimeSyndicateMasqueradingAsAGovernment

(🚨) OK, the time has come. Everyone needs to read the 2020 bestseller Proof of Corruption, in which the man pictured below is a key antagonist trying to steal the 2020 election for Trump. Don't care about the money here, just borrow it from the library.

I think maybe Marian Kamensky captured it just a bit more accurately— #TheArtOfTheMeal humor-kamensky.sk/cartoons

Jethro Dull vanced Orban’s endorsement like a dictator’s davenport— #NowGoVanceTheMidtermsThenGoVanceYourself art by Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social

BREAKING NEWS: Pathetic and Grotesque Authoritarian Putin Stooge Orban Tossed Out of Power As Pathetic and Grotesque Authoritarian Putin Stooge Trump Remains in Power

This persimmon~painted pedophile *is* the greatest strategic blunder in America’s shocking humiliation… #Epstein’sClientsAreStillRunningThisSh!tShow art by Marian Kamensky humor-kamensky.sk

…and this twisted twat testifying to it— #ForFukk’sSnakes art by Michael de Adder~conda @deadder.bsky.social

The torrent of lies coming from Karoline Leavitt right now is breathtaking

The evil epitome of evangelistic Easter extortion— #I’dRatherGetAHollowChocolateBunny

Who gives a fukk?—if he does make a statement about the poor guy/gal, it’s guaranteed to be hate~filled, callous, disrespectful, and self~serving just like every other goddamm thing he spews on us every minute of every waking day. Meanwhile…

And without Mr. Peabody’s Wayback Machine, no less— Who are the “experts“…DoorDash? That nasty neck~beard is the most decidedly dubious thing detected. #SlapMeAndCallMeSherman #What’sWrongWithIHOP

(🧵) We're in Week 5 of Trump's 2-week non-war. If we give the non-war war 2-3 more weeks it'll wrap up "weeks" ahead of schedule. Trump destroyed 100% of the 1/3rd of Iran's Navy that's non-IRGC and 0.5% of Iran's Army—i.e. all of it. Its nuke program exists *and* doesn't. Questions?

Understand that if Trump ends his War as he just told Reuters and US voters he would, it's the second war he's lost to Iran in a year. No regime change. No nuclear material recovered. No deal to stop enrichment. Strait of Hormuz closed. Ballistic missiles falling on Israel daily.

The Batley Townswomen’s Guild is getting a float~by from a nuclear submarine! #Pythonagon www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAIv...

🎶 He’s a coward after all— #Graham’sFukkingGoofy #DisneyWhirled art by Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social #https://substack.com/@anntelnaes

You spelled *intents* wrong… ;^] Intense seems to be intrinsic to Bruce’s artwork—@mackinnonart.bsky.social #ExitEffigy

#NumismatiSteve McCroskey medallion minting. #LooksLikeIPickedTheWrongWeekToStopRapingKids h/t @mollyploofkins.bsky.social

Where TF is the Military Operation against the Terrorist Regime of the United States in North America to ensure *OUR* “Leaders” at Virtually Every Level are GONE, Never to Threaten Us, our allies, Or the World—EVER AGAIN! Will thank ANYONE to give Attention to this Mad~Hatter. @wefail.bsky.social

🎶 #LookAtMeI’mDegreeFreeLousyWithStoopidity (apologies to Sandra Dee)

So…Markbutt Mullinhead and Coryholio Beavisdowski? #Mark~lameMunchkin™️ #MullinVoid #SecurityImpurity #PleasePlungeThePunyPusillanimousPlumber #DHMess #Poltroon’dPlumberPropagatesProfligatedPlumbing #MachiaMullianMiniMe

Has anyone told #MarklameMunchkin™️ that he’s engaged to Lewandowski now? #MullinVoid #SecurityImpurity #PleasePlungeThePunyPusillanimousPlumber #DHMess #Poltroon’dPlumberPropagatesProfligatedPlumbing #MachiaMullianMiniMe h/t Amy Siskind @amysiskind.com

Was this after his cage~match with the cocaine covered toilet seat? There’s no way—*no way*—you come from my loins…when we get home, the first thing I’m gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth—Bobby Kennedy #TheWormDidn’tDieAndTheTwinkieTookADive art by MarianKamenski humor-kamensky.sk/cartoons

A full list of ice collaborators. Under your fingertips. See if you work for someone who work for ice.

Jane has a Bluesky account— Citizen Jane @rivergoat.bsky.social #NoKings #March28

art by Deb Milbrath @milbrathdraws.bsky.social Ella Baron @ellabaron.bsky.social Paul Duginski @cartoonkahuna.bsky.social Andy Winters www.instagram.com/andywintersa...

He looks like Nelson "Big Head" Bighetti‘s older, *dumber* brother— #BigGulpofGuilt

Mark~lame Munchkin™️ is a poltroon’d plumber with profligated plumbing. #MullinVoid #SecurityImpurity #PlungeThePusillanimousPlumber #LockingDownLewandowskiLove #DHMess

Proper propaganda proffered— #IranDeadpan

<~• Titanic Twats Skipping Accountability •~> Their crimes are twisted, dark and deep… “Wonderful secrets” (*retch*) one still keeps— #ReleaseTheFiles before I sleep! #FuhKing(over)OfTheWorld #ConsInBronze #CatchYouWithAStatue #BronzeIsTheNewBronzer #StigmaOfTheEnigma

You gotta admit #Epstein’sExcursion is pretty catchy, though—like syphilis. #ExcursionPerversionDiversion #WhenPedo~saursRuledTheEarth art by Joep Bertrams Achtergelaten Vrienden {Friends Left Behind} @joepbertrams.bsky.social

The Doodle Abides. #March6DayOfTheDude bsky.app/profile/cart...

A thought to think— ‘Bout which finks to thank, when topping~off, Your unaffordable tank… #It’sABigClubAndWeAin’tInIt #GasPricesPremiumCrisis #Epstein’sExcursion

Just how many goddammed cults are these delusional fools being deceived by all at the same time, anyhoo? #GodOrdainsPedophiles #GOP #OrangeStainedAndOrdained #ReligionPoisonsEverything art by J.D Crowe @crowejam.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/seth...

Enjoy your meal, folks…honk if you need anything else— #CopiouslyCorny bsky.app/profile/docn...

**Assembly not desired— #DiarrheaIKEA’d #IAmTheVeryModelOfAModernMajorPedophile art by Ian David Marsden bsky.app/profile/ianm...

🎶 Treasons Don’t Near the R@per, Nor do the dim, the sum, or lo mein, Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie… #Another40,000ComingEveryday art by Jeff Danziger www.jeffdanziger.com

🎶 Treasons Don’t Near the R@per, Nor do the dim, the sum, or lo mein, Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie… #Another40,000ComingEveryday art by Jeff Danziger www.jeffdanziger.com

A Wordle Wrestlin’ Lesson 🧵 #HowToSolveWordle As Bugs would say, “it’s time for a little *stragedy*”— Blindly guessing you will soon rue, Even Sherlock and Watson used clues, Two guesses will effectively pursue, All the vowels that you are due… Mayhaps a bonus consonant or two?—

Friends, it’s a cult. MAGA is a cult. Please—for God’s sake, after a decade—accept this. Accept it, internalize it, and then decide what you think America should do. And as you think about that, think about all the other cults you’re aware of, what they did, and how they ended.

Shadow. Banned. #AndIran(SoFarAway)ICouldn’tGetAway #FlockOfNumbskulls bsky.app/profile/dead...

Poltroon’d Plumber Penis Poverty Primer— #DHMess #SecurityImpurity #Mull’n’Void