No chance sadly #cpfc

Spursey

What was that gag about Sean Dyche ordering an omelette in a curry house.

MJ Cole klaxon 🚨

Laughable that Mitchell hasn’t been included in the England squad. Probably the most consistent and naturally left footed left back this season in the league.

Just thinking back to that disgraceful booking of JSL last night.

Things to like tonight: Qualification, the cameo from Pino and Canvot’s afro. You Palace.

Yeremy. Pino!

I’ve somehow ended up in an awful establishment called The Snooty Fox watching this absolute dross.

I’ve seen some bad referees in my time but this is Purley Way Sunday league bad.

Fuck me we don’t half make life difficult for ourselves

I’m leaning towards starting both Pino and Guessand over Sarr tonight.

No Hendo and Hughes won’t start tomorrow so Lacroix for ©️

Football continuing to eat itself. Well done to those involved.

Spring time Eze

Not sure how City aren’t winning but this and the Chelsea game are done and dusted.

40

Not good enough. Doesn’t bode well for Thursday.

What on earth is Hughes doing there

Oh yeah #raveyardshift youtu.be/UPrOpXOfgJk

All on Sinnatra aren’t we 🐎

Jairo!

Chinned for a place by a 150/1 shot. Urgh.

Surely you sack that Tudor clown. He isn’t keeping Spurs up.

Spurs in absolute pieces.

Get up there Johnnywho

Level 42 now. Sunday ear worm in abundance.

Anyway, whilst the TV is on mute, I’m cooking roast chicken with all the trimmings and listening to Simply Red. Wonderful.

India are rather good at cricket

Picked this up at my mates shop in Bromley back in the day. Remember it like yesterday #raveyardshift www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUhd...

Come on Jonjo 🔴🔵

I’d imagine he’d be one of the first Glasner comes back for

Friday afternoon tunage 🕺🏼 www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKPl...

Dislocated shoulder for Munoz. Pop it back it my Columbian warrior.

Not been good enough this half

This front three giving me proper vibes but that first half from JSL is as good as it gets. Outstanding.

Oh my days. Ish rocking it. Wharton dancing.

JSL baby 🤩

Let’s send these cunts down

My man Ish 🤩

Oh fuck off

Very good start from JSL. Link up play👌🏼

And there was me piling into a Gallagher and Johnson bet builder goalscorer

Wolves 👀

Dirty Business on C4 was absolutely brilliant and fucking terrifying. It’s imperative we re-nationalise our water companies otherwise the greedy bastards will kill us all.

How do you not play the advantage there. Standard of referring is appalling.

Oliver Glasner questioned the decision to show Maxence Lacroix a red card and award a penalty to Manchester United as Michael Carrick's side came from 1-0 down to beat Crystal Palace 2-1.

Set piece FC

Fuck the FA, Sky Sports and all at Old Trafford.