STORYPEER is a new free platform to give and receive script feedback. Launches mid-Dec, but you can sign up now. #scriptsky www.storypeer.com

If you are an English person who pronounces Z as zed, doesn't it throw off the rhyming of the alphabet song?

I follow a bunch of *actual* writers (aka ppl who write) to motivate myself, but it often has the opposite effect. I see your cool pool party, and I can swim, but drowning seems more likely. #ScriptSky

I'm at a dr's appt next to a much older gentleman. Or so I thought. They verified his dob and I'm 6 yrs older than he is. 😳

Change a movie title using social media— MEME GIRLS PATREON GAMES FACE/BOOK MALCOLM TWITTER

Look away, West Coast. They put this under "Show Biz" instead of "What Are You Doing?" because they know I'm a slacker. #ScriptSky

Where are the screenwriting Twitch streamers? Seems like a platform writers would flock to, yet a search yields few results. #ScriptSky

I was living under a rock 2 yrs ago & missed the "Hi Ren" video. I've since watched a few dozen times. What's striking abt it, aside from me crying every time, is how it follows story structure. Even if you've seen it, try analyzing w/ a writer's lens. youtu.be/s_nc1IVoMxc?... #Scriptsky #Filmsky

13 films thing: Back To The Future Minority Report The Prestige Frequency Looper Contact Die Hard 3 Ratatouille The Fugitive Ender's Game The Negotiator Time After Time #Scriptsky

Friend: You know, you'd have a lot more money if you stopped buying things for strangers. Me: I'd have more money, but I wouldn't be as rich.

...the back of STEFNAE, 22. The kind of girl who'd hold your fast food bag out the drive thru window and never look at you because she's talking to a co-worker. She'll forget the barbecue sauce again, but you still kinda wanna marry her. #Scriptsky

I had to reply to an email full of corporate speak like "action items," "workflow efficiencies," & "next steps." I wanted to change my bullet points to vomit emojis. Talking to mgmt is so icky. It's meetings to discuss old meetings & set up new ones. Alexa, play "Hey Julie" by Fountains of Wayne.

GENRE I WRITE BEST: Twilight Zone-y stuff GENRE I WISH I WROTE BETTER: Twilight Zone-y stuff GENRE I COULD NEVER WRITE: Narrated comedy NARRATOR: Or so he thought. #scriptsky

It's WHOA. Horses won't stop if you spell it weird.

Daughter loves Harry Potter, but has only seen the first two films & pieces of others. She needs to see them before we go to Epic Universe. We live near a cinema, so I bought real movie popcorn & her fav Icee tonight & brought it home. Got halfway through HP3 before she fell asleep. Btw, she's 19. ❤

Dorothy should do an Australian tour with Toto and Kansas.

Nintendo Switch 2 $449 Games $79.99 24% tariff on Japanese imports

Booooooo. I was rooting for spoiler. #survivor

Me: Why are you like this? Florida:

It's April 2nd & 91 frigging degrees in Tampa. Why. 😑

Those weight loss drugs sound promising until you realize they make you perform choreography near a public fountain.

The final Amy Pond episode is on. I'm not okay.

#ScriptSky Cruise was attached ouat and I can't picture anyone else. Nvm the Field of Dreams comparisons. Update this and get it made. If I win Powerball, I'll cover the baggage. If you've never read STEINBECK'S POINT OF VIEW thescriptsavant.com/movies/Stein...

I posted one toilet joke and now I'm getting ads for toilets. 🤦‍♂️ Learn context, will ya? And stop stealing art.

My daughter was leaving on a cruise and asked if I had any words of wisdom. I paused, then said, "toiletries implies there are toilet forests." She nodded and hugged me. She'll be fine.

This reminds me of that Jackson Browne song, "Lawyers with No Integrity." Sing along.

Between the raindrops, #LawrenceTheBand absolutely owned Universal Orlando last night. Retro soul of the highest caliber, super tight. Big George Benson energy. And Gracie, the birthday girl??? 🤯 Happy ears everywhere we looked. 🎺🎷🎺 Do yourself a favor.

If you could commission one fictional character (or package-deal duo) to fix the current US political problems, who would it be?

ENDER'S GAME 6.6 on IMDb seems low to me. I've seen it over 20 times. I watch it every time it's on.

I can't find my keys, but I remember the Inuit family I learned about in ninth grade were named Itimangnark, Kingnuk, & Umiapik.

To that dude who keeps posting shorts of him playfully being a dick to his fiancé for the sake of content, keep it up. youtu.be/vqpEZuv29qE?...

I heard someone call him Ellen and now I can't stop calling him that.

🎶choppin' broccoli...🎶 I should not suffer alone.

The Jesus sitcom I'm def *not* writing wants the title of the pilot to be clever, but no version works. Can't call it "Pontius Pilot," bc ppl will think I can't spell. Can't call it "Pilate," bc ppl will say p'lotty. "Pontius Pilate" works~ish, but the nasal nays beat the grinning yays. #ScriptSky

If I wrote a film about Stradivarius and religious groups, it would be full of sects and violins.

Govt wading into animal neglect and abuse wasn't on my bingo card, but almost nothing is anymore.

The Starlink satellites will probably project a Tesla logo onto it.

We need more songs that quote Yoda. Some great advice from #Lawrence #ScriptSky youtu.be/eCsV__Ax638?...

Mojo Dojo Blanca House #workshopping

We know the playbook - Do something so absurd that no one notices the quiet, yet far more horrific thing you're actually doing.

Please stand by

Mundus Sine Caesaribus. Nice one, Jay.

New Randy Rainbow youtu.be/KpPIxcntxkE?...

Whenever I hear a politician or talking head spew lies & nonsense to their gullible target audience, I think of Cartman singing "O Holy Night," and getting an electric shock when he got the words wrong. ⚡

I haven't touched a piano or written a song in years. Wondered if I still could. This is called, "Chapters."

I love you, Canada! 😙🇨🇦

If I lived in Scotland, this is where I'd be. Len is a fantastic poet and all-around amazing human. You can buy her devastating and beautiful book #poyums from the link in her bio.

Zero Day. Impressive cast. Cool start. End of E2 does something that kinda ruined it for me. Not sure if I'll continue. Disappointed. #ScriptSky

There's nothing to be gained from listening to that man speak.

Already mourning the hour we lose next weekend. 😭