If anyone is writing a really niche poem about a canine services business carrying out their trade with carefree abandon, then “devil may care” rhymes nicely with “doggy day care”. Ok, it’s a pisser that the word “care” is used twice, but to be fair you’re getting this for free.

“The attempt on my life has left me scarred…but my resolve has never been stronger!!” Did we just watch the inauguration of Emperor Trumpatine?! #WithThunderousApplause

Nice try Baron Trump but you’re still no Gary Barlow’s son

Is everyone else crying and doing unconvincing Welsh accents right now?

Is anyone else getting approximately 1 million emails per minute from the DCS??!!

SB currently shitting himself in Court 4 at the RCJ, that’s SB shitting himself in Court 4 at the RCJ. Thank you.

Yes it is

I heard an actual English person say “I could care less” today. It’s happening, my friends. Brace yourselves. #Proms #BabyShowers #BlackFriday

I noticed today that Nicotinell are now making a product to help people stop vaping. Good luck to anyone trying to stop trying to stop smoking. Maybe just buy some cigs?

I didn’t understand the concept of a breakout room until I came to Blue Sky. More cake anyone? Cup of tea?

Hope everyone is having as much fun as I am, trying to remember all my passwords having removed cookies so I can get on DCS! (Luckily, this does not affect the local takeaway market. I have all their numbers burned into my brain.)

Ok this is not, as the youth of today say, a fitness page. And these things may be bollocks. But hey, 56 to 47 in 2 months. I’ll take that! Getting there…

I’m at the gym. Done 3 circuits. It’s a decent sized car park to be fair. Still no spaces though. Fuck it, I’m going for a pizza.

Top 3 foods I can make: 3. Beans on toast 2. Scrambled egg on toast 1. Beans and scrambled egg on toast - SB (age 46)

Ok so now that we’re all moving to Bluesky, are we back in the EU or something? Or does that come later?

Ok fellow lovers of DCS. Anyone want to tell me how to get rid of cookies for that site without deleting my entire history, computer, house, life etc?

I was wondering what my first actual Blue Sky post would be. Not that one about setting up an account. That’s nothing. Doesn’t count. I wanted this one to matter. And so, here I am. Followed by the ruddy CBA! I have truly arrived!

I did do a Blue Sky. If you have found me, say hi!