With any luck the machines will be in action the next two weekends with me/others 🐷😈🥰

Thats today sorted 🤣

Cooking experiment du jour...fried onion rings

How did the local art shop know what I would be doing this afternoon 🤔

Been a lovely week away, Filey, Scarborough, Bempton, Hunmanby, Flamborough, Bridlington

Holiday eve, North Yorkshire here we come 🤣

Popped my cork while cleaning out so cant be bothered now, tidied the heatpump install leftovers and started patching up the holes where the gas boiler was. Real life issues 🤣

Now fully harnessing the strange but useful properties of refrigerant gasses

One more heat then off to the scrap for you, so long gas boiler, thanks for all the hot water 😘 oh hello heat pump 😎

In the Zafferano Lounge for Brunch, fantastic decor, the old Gibsons/Barclays Bank

And this was only a fraction of the collection moved today 🤪

The devil drives when the needs must 😈

Today I have mainly been making Chocolate chelsea buns. ( also sorted out the spuds and had a quick J Arthur) 🤭

Chicken curry pie made by the other half was a major success 🥰

Thanks @invinciblerubber.bsky.social the blue trisuit finally went after over 10 years of faithful service it has served me well, it went in action 🤣

A standard gate wait today

Visitor: Clean out rock up with gear Host: Playspace ready, cleaned out, gear ready, lube, poppers, machines ready, gas masks boots and gear ready

Oh dear this hole is so greedy today 🤭

The last two weeks have been hard work, stress, some hard facts for people to swallow, tough talking and finally some cooperation at work...this weekend will be garden, allotment, dog walking, chilling and popper fuelled deviant uninhibited rampant man sex 🐷😈

Ready to be stuffed like a rubber turkey on sunday?

Queen Bohemian Rhapsody opening The last night of the proms was Utterly brilliant

In full electrician mode today, 2 batten lamps, 3 sockets, 3 fused spurs, 2 outdoor lights fitted, one garage rewired, no fun tho 🙄

Thanks work for unleashing the mad stress chef again 🤪

Oh my 😅

A slutty finish after a shaky start to the day, I had to put the richard over the pink one for an emergency size up 🤭

So, cleaned out, plugged, pumped, ball weighted, chilling in the garden to let things settle, had to add the skins to keep the plug in, the pump is hardly noticeable 🤭

The chances of being auto fucked today as desired are slim and becoming slimmer 🙄

Seem to have cleared the beach of shiny stuff 🤭

Home from hols, recharged and horny 😈🐷 Holes need drillin and fillin

Last seaside run done for this week

Moist and pissed through 🤣

My best one so far

Giving the run a miss this morning, going for a dip in the sea instead 😎

Satisfying 😎

Another sunny morning, clouding up a bit now though 🙄

Dont forget those stretches ✅

Footprints

Another sunny beacfront run done ✅

Heading to the sea 😎

Morning runs are better with a lovely view 😎

Tomorrow will be an interesting day, either my manager sorts his act out or I walk 🤣

Aaah Grasshopper

Wasnt really in the mood for much so tuna melt won the brain battle today

Alfresco evening again

Where did you say you put all your.....oh 🙄.... Real world problems

This evening I am mainly been making Onion Bhajis 😎

Chores done now chill, machine pounding will wait till next weekend 😎

Decommissioning conservatory rad today in readiness for heat pump and solar install, ergo no kinky fun today 🙄 but its off the list ✅

Didnt use a lot Sunday but it was used alot 😈

Another stressful work day... how did you guess 🤣