I will clear all that lot up tomorrow 🤭🫣

Which is your option, upper or lower?

Suitable wet day gate wait gear I think 🤔

So where can one get a thru zip put in a wetsuit?

Ass is ready, smoothe as a baby all over, balls weighted, cock ring on, horny as fuck, snowing outside, time for some tready to get the blood pumpin

Weapons of Ass destruction ready 😈 I can now run the venus and fuck machine off grid...which is nice.

Get your face in there 🤪

Its been a busy week, hoping for some sun tomorrow to try these out, then some sling time to de-stress 🤪

Finally the cough is on its way out, should be fuck fit by next weekend 🤪

Next weekend my precious, next weekend 😈

Huh cant smell anytjing today...,not even poppers 🫣

James took himself off to Rome recently for a little partying in rubber. What do you think? What would you do if you met James in a club dressed in rubber?

Been in the loft again. I always said my Raving days brought out my need for cock 🤣

Feeling noticably better today, still full of snot, but up and about needing to do stuff. Fucked up another potential Sunday Funday but hey hoo might do a solo if the urge arises 🤣

4 more items for the off sick kink repair shop 🤣

If you pick up this cough/cold be ready to be knocked flat for best part of a week 🫣

This Cold is weird, coughing, no energy, but horny while watching countdown 🧐

Got the other halfs Cough/cold, was inevitable so its a No funday Sunday 😕

Keeping up the daily treaddy challenge since Friday 🫣

From yesterday, slowly but surely, digging deep, feeling awesome 😈🐷

Twas a wetsuit day as its quite chilly round the willy

Yes, yes, yes! To all of these!! Thanks @twistedbeast.bsky.social

Being big and floppy its a challenge going solo, but OMFG when its in 💥😈🐷💦💦

Well thats all up and running again 😈

This kinda works temporarily whole the chores are done

Clean out done, its soooo ready 🐷😈🫣

Run done ✅

Plans: Dog walk ✅ 5k run Cleanout and shave Machine fuck/milking Make bread and space cakes 🤣 not necessarily in that order

Work from home in a onesie day, lycra layers under that 🤣

Judging by the time I have had for kink activity over this festive break I dont expext much for the coming months. I did ascertain that the new toy is a decent size up and a comfortable ride. Will be awesome on the machine.

Hmm 🤣

Now on a rollocking boil....Chilli jam time 🥵

Already extracted 4 satisfying loads out......of the lounge carpet this morning 🤣 that age 👍

Stealth walkies du jour

Night night x

Sooooo....where best to get a new rubber suit from, im thinking shoulder zip entry, red side stripes, all round zip of course

Just Chillin and Pumping this evening 😌

Back in the room 😜

Oh hell to the yes come and fuck my brains out wearing this 😈

Going to walk the dog in stealth mode 😜

Happen I should rejoin.....seems to be more feasable fuckbuddies online in the local area 🤔

Call me old fashioned But I like a CD, nice to have something in your hand 🤣

Kinky santa has been...😅

Crimmus part one this weekend before family Crimmus next week....hoping for something kinky 🤣

My day's been a complete c..t so far...hows yours? 🤬

Found my selfie stick in the new years hat and wig box, where else eould it have been 🤣 Back to filming solo machine fucks tomorrow 🤭

Tree is up, as usual everything goes 🤣

Every crimmus tree needs wee chocolate balls on it

Hmm they could do with a quick lick 🤭

The day after chores 🤣