ᅠᅠ"Then.. sure, I'll accept that.~" ᅠᅠHe takes the wad, then looks up at the other. ᅠᅠ"Though, you must lemme get you something in return, then."

❝Did you really think I was gonna stay, spending life bent over with your fist in my A?❞ Independent portrayal of Fizzarolli from Helluva Boss. Gay. Dark and Mature themes. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. Written by ChimiFuckinChangas.

ᅠᅠ"Is it.. a gift?"

ᅠᅠ . . . . Blink blink—. ᅠᅠ"Did... my, what for, king Lucifer..? I... already get paid.."

ㅤㅤ𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑: 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥 𝘢 𝘶 𝘨 𝘩 𝘵 𝘦 𝘳 ₊ of 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗳𝗲𝗿 and 𝗹𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗵 ♕. ╱ 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝙷 𝙴 𝙻 𝙻 — (hazbin hotel rp acc)

ᅠᅠ"Theeeere you go~" Yog said again, now fluttering up to make sure everything was going alright. ᅠᅠ"Good job, Satan.. now remain in this state for as looooong as you want.~"

ᅠᅠWrapping his gift to Satan....

ᅠᅠHe's decorating for the coming Holidays! ᅠᅠAll after the best feng shui of his little apartment.

(( Wanna draw this lil guy all festive 😌

ᅠᅠTime for a good crystal meditation! ᅠᅠToday is a labradorite day, for a little extra boost of intuition and confidence!

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ. . . . . ᅠᅠHe's not looking very impressed, but just smiles patiently at the short king.

ᅠᅠYogirt's eyes softened at the sight; there was just something so.. rewarding with seeing the large demon lord at peace and calm. ᅠᅠ"With eeeevery breath, you can feel that anger wash off you" He spoke softly. ᅠᅠ"Just relaaaax..."

ᅠᅠ"With all due respect, my king.. I am not hiding anything."

ᅠᅠ"Then it's a relief it's not a thing. I mean, I wouldn't wanna put my own client in tight spots!"

ᅠᅠ"No, even if we had a relationship I doubt the public would judge.. ᅠᅠLords Asmodeus and Beelzebub seem to be doing just fike, after all."

ᅠᅠ"I'm sorry to disappoint.. but I'm just his therapist, sir."

ᅠᅠ"I... believe they did. But I'm not too well versed with what's going on up-top."

ᅠᅠ".... I don't sleep with my client, sir."

ᅠᅠ"..... Wh—"

ᅠᅠ"There is no secret to it! I'm just doing my job, whi so far has been working well because of the reasons I've already told you.c

ᅠᅠ"I'm.. afraid I don't, sir."

ᅠᅠ". . . No, he doesn't? Why would he?"

ᅠᅠFor a second the flustered surprise got the best of him, but with one deep breath Yog fell back into his more collected state. ᅠᅠOnce again he cocked his head, smiling at the king. ᅠᅠ"I assure you, King Lucifer, that the only thing I do is making sure that Satan keeps his emotions under ——

ᅠᅠYog beamed at the reaction, and if he'd had a tail it would be wagging. ᅠᅠ"Save the praise a little while longer, Satan." He chirped though, making the other hold onto the crystal before fluttering down to sit in front of his boss. ——

ᅠᅠBiiiiig yoga stretch!

ᅠᅠA seraphim... Well, that was concerning, too. Yogirt wasn't the type to resort to violence, which made his job a perfect fit for him, but... ᅠᅠ". . . Why in Lucifer's fiery pits did they send a Seraphim down here?"

ᅠᅠ . . . Blink. ᅠᅠ"Oh dear—.. you didn't know?" ᅠᅠYogirt looked genuinely surprised, and suddenly somewhat concerned. ᅠᅠ"Well, yeah.. with your own weapons, too! It was all over the TV channels here!"

ᅠᅠ". . . Sayyy, you're not from here, are you..?" ᅠᅠMight as well adress the elephant in the room. ᅠᅠ"It's very brave of someone like—.. you, to be roaming around Hell, especially since we now know you can be killed.."

ᅠᅠ"Ohhh—.. nooo nononono..!" ᅠᅠYog insisted, but there was a clear hint of flush on his cheeks. ᅠᅠ"I am a therapist, and a spiritual healer! It's my job to gain my clients trust, to show them unconditional support..!"

ᅠᅠ"Aren't.. what?" ᅠᅠWait.. did the rest of hell think he and Satan had something else going..?!

(( How we feeling about this guy so far tho

ᅠᅠ . . . A frog blink. Then a faint blush. ᅠᅠ"King Lucifer, I am a professional therapist and personal assistant. Sexual favors is not in my job description." ᅠᅠYog was somewhat confused by the assumption. ᅠᅠ"Sometimes, people just need an unaffiliated ear that listens and gives advice."

ᅠᅠThere was always such a warm feeling to seeing Satan smile. ᅠᅠMaker knows he deserved feeling happy, at least according to Yogirt. ᅠᅠ"Now, the star of the day~" ᅠᅠThe little hybrid produced a glittering amethyst geode, fluttering up to gingerly placevit in the Wrath king's hand. ᅠᅠ"Such ——

ᅠᅠ"Not at all, sir." ᅠᅠYog tilted his head, steepling his fingers together. ᅠᅠ"See, had I just been telling Satan to calm down and stuff, there would've been a Yogirt-shaped hole in the wall by now... ᅠᅠHe wouldn't listen to me if there wasn't trust established, and if he didn't value my ——

ᅠᅠ"Some do, I believe." ᅠᅠYog beamed at her reaction, eyes turning into little happy slits. ᅠᅠ"Buuut mainly I just buy them, you know? Can never have too many healing crystals~"

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕡𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖, 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕝, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕖? ꌩꂦꀎ’ꋪꍟ ꌗ꒒ꂦꉣꉣꌩ. ʟɪᴛ/ᴅᴇꜱᴄ ᴀꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ ғᴇᴍᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛɪɴɢ ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ʟɪᴍɪᴛᴇᴅ. ᴏᴄ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ - ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴅᴍ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟꜱ! ❤️ and ↪️

ᅠᅠ"Ah shi—" ᅠᅠPerhaps he'd picked a bad one? But then again, that old trick with the pebbles hadn't been lying. ᅠᅠThus Yog's eyes widened and he made sure to strap in.

ᅠᅠ"Exactly! Either you carry one, or you manifest the energies in carrying one!" ᅠᅠSmiling softly, he hesitates but then places the little crystal in her palm. ᅠᅠ"Do you feel that?" ᅠᅠHe could not catch any bad energies from this angel.. luckily.

ᅠᅠ"Oh—.. sorry sorry, old habits die hard..~" ᅠᅠA nervous laugh left him at the reprimand, hands held up in defense. ᅠᅠ"Welllll—.. I believe the main secret is mindfulness.. you know, making sure he stops and rethinks his actions.. reevaluate ——

ᅠᅠClapping his hands together Yog looked delighted at the sight. ᅠᅠ"Anytime, ma'am" He reassured "See, believing is the first step in making things work! It's a sort of tulpa effect, you know?"

ᅠᅠThat did warm.. his smile was warm as he fluttered over to a good empty spot on the floor, urging Satan to follow. ᅠᅠ"Then, let me guide you through this, yeah? It's not as difficult as it sounds, all you gotta do is sit and listen.~"

ᅠᅠHe can be ur angle ᅠᅠor yuor devil

ᅠᅠHe can be ur angle ᅠᅠor yuor devil

"ℑ𝔱'𝔰 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔟𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰. 𝔑𝔬 𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔰𝔥 𝔣𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰, 𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱?" •𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸 •𝙽/𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜 •𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝙴𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍, 𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝙳𝙼'𝚜 •𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒-𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙 •𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚢 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚖. •𝙾𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝙳𝚖'𝚜 •𝙼𝚞𝚗≠𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚎

"Ugh, do it yourself!"

ᅠᅠThis was something Yogirt noticed, and thus now fluttered off to a reasonable distance. ᅠᅠ"Oh Satan, I am not gonna lead you on a wild goose chase! We do have our mission, after all, so let's focus on that.~"

(( Also this man is trying to be so so professional about it but he is indeed crushing on his client—

ᅠᅠ"Oh—. Hello there!" He smiles at the seraphim, although a bit wary. ᅠᅠ"A tiger's eye crystal is used for boosting one's confidence. See here—" ᅠᅠYog produces a striped, brown and yellow stone, that indeed does remind of a tiger's eye.

ᅠᅠ"Remember, today is a Tiger's Eye day, everyone!"