How does Santa do it? I’ve put presents out for one kid and I’m sweating my tits off 🥵 And why is it so warm in December??

Got my work Christmas day out tomorrow, of course I have, in the middle of a bloody storm 🤦🏻‍♀️ brilliant!

This dog is the chattiest dog I’ve ever known, if she was a person she’d chew your ear off all day long… this is “it’s tea time” EVERY.SINGLE.NIGHT

Just received my first Shein haul… will it be any good or a load of tat? Stay tuned… 🤔

Pretty patterns on my car today! Beautiful if not absolutely Baltic 🥶 #winter

I’m glad I gave up my tickets for the match later, I must have foreseen this crappy cold incoming 🤧 Hopefully a good win and I can enjoy it from the warmth of the sofa with my blanket and a lemsip! #nufc #newwhu

They can try and hype it all they want, with flashy lights and skating rinks, but I genuinely have no love for the Las Vegas GP 🥴 #f1 #lasvegasgp

Ok so now I want a baby Racoon 🦝

If you are holding your conversation on the bus on speaker, I am sorry to inform you that you are in fact a massive arsehole 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don’t make the rules!

Introduce yourself with four footballers #nufc

Cosy autumn Sundays 🥰 Roast in the oven, footy coming up…

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Doggy cuddles on a Friday night! 🥰

Great Embrace gig last night, but feeling my age, had to go back to bed for an hour this morning after I’d sent the small one to school 🥴

Give my Al a follow, he has a potty mouth and supports Man City, but that aside he’s dead canny!

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