I had a dream I wrote a work email with 5 misspellings and I woke up all panicked.

Seaside karoeke

Why am I all emotional with this one sashay away 😢

So watering your plants every 3+ weeks keeps them (well these) alive very well.

What if Trump and team thought they knew everything in the Epstein files from his first term, so they were like sure release them. More were then added during Biden's term that were much more damaging and they didn't know about those so they kept to the same story. Shrewd on Biden's part if true.

Dancing on my own at my home if I don’t get these Robyn tickets

Oh so now we can fly to El Paso. Our current federal government is not staffed by serious people.

Dating in wintertimes is also dealing with everyone’s vitamin D deficiency.

Why am I so obsessed with this misbehaving rabbit

Each data center counts as 1,000 residents so that’s why Virginia’s new maps are legal. 👨‍⚖️ 💁

If only we had wind farms to harvest nature’s current bounty.

Starfleet Academy is officially a banger. Holy smokes.

Sweet Old Man Baby

Bought that dip.

Someone threw a bat down my bldg's trash chute, which the manager emailed about, then someone replied and asked if it was a baseball or 'animal type bat' lol

Why would Trump do this to the bitcoin? 😢

LinkedIn posts are like "I'd like to thank the Empire, specifically Emperor Palpatine, for the 6 years of growth I had in the ISB as a graphic artist. Creating propaganda for the Empire was my calling and I don't look at this as a layoff but a chance to spread my wings in Hutt controlled space."

Bezos could crazy fund the Washington Post FOREVER and it would be like losing a quarter in a couch to him. Democracy Dies in an Oligarchy.

Everyone had such huskier voices in these old 80s shows. 🚬

MAGA is only really mad because Bad Bunny is so handsome.

The word snowcrete goes hard.

Spanberger won because people like saying Spanberger. And because the other lady wanted to annex Alabama with trans guns.

Finished all the Lego Star Wars sets I accumulated via my travels. I will not be adding anymore (maybe).

I'm surprised he didn't just force the Melania movie onto our iPods.

Enjoying this vegetarian patty masquerading as a hamburger, and calling my Senators.

The I told you so tour follows the we tried to warn you festival.

When Jamie Dijimon says capped interest rates of 10% would be a disaster, he's speaking as Chase Bank N.A. Chase currently charges a 21.49% Purchase APR. Some get 18% but allegedly it's less than 100,000 cardholders across all programs.

Consider donating to the Immigrant Law Center of MN www.ilcm.org

Up early wondering why we do not elect the attorney general in this country. Seems the people’s cop should be answering to the people.

This is not a Lego Star Wars account

Maybe Greenland has deep substrate foliated Kalkite.

Spent all my snow day putting this together! Except when I called my Senators and told them to get it the f together, in a professional but stern way.

Gonna get down to my undies and jump into a snowbank. It’s good for homeland anxiety.

It has snowed

Aneurysm

Time to join some protests and frequently and repeatedly call some representatives. We really need a general strike which would stop all this quickly.

Report Spam all day thanks to online shopping and Gmailfail

The only thing left at the store is Rolling Rock and sprouted bread lol

A peloton class but the music is just the Spice Girls’ solo efforts.

Venator for the Senators

Starfleet Academy is good but they sure do show Holly Hunter's bare feet in every episode. Trying to lure Tarantino to direct the next movie.

Snowstorm checklist: Bread Almond Milk I have a bidet Sparkling water Weed

I bought the dip and earned $156 this taco cycle. Thank you Donald!

Going out with someone who keeps calling it National Landing and not Crystal City.

I hate being represented by a thin skinned liar I didn’t even vote for.

Spending all morning deciding on a shirt for my Real ID™️ license photo.

Hagrid, you old queen.

RuPaul’s humor is so dated. How am I, a 31 year old, supposed to know about Sylvester and a Wham?

Only eating carved turkeys now, no slices.

Ted Cruz can pry the shuttle out of Virginia’s cold dead hands.