First day off of starting a 4 day week lxds? 🥲

She's lush

What can you say? Without David Lynch, we're all poorer. The world is a little less. One of the greatest artists of our time, who left us so many gifts, not least of which was his boundless love of cinema, an art form he shaped for all time.

Thanks to these witches for getting me through 2024 🙏

Getting into Balatro as a little festive treat? Why shouldn't I? 🃏

First day at new job went well - nobody was a cunt to me & someone with strong Jennifer Coolidge energy gave me this mystery Syrian tea to make brain go fast? 👍💨

The Spirit of the World, Derek Jarman, 1981

Sorta funny to accidentally fall into a life where I'm organising people's eye surgeries lol 👁️

dream blunt rotation

if Jared Harris has a million fans, then I am one of them. if Jared Hatris has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Jared Harris has only one fan then that is me. if Jared Harris has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. if the world is against Jared Harris, then I am against the world. 🫡

the thing about shrinkflation is it feels like a miserable absurd slow motion Alice in Wonderland thing where you find yourself having thoughts like 'is this toilet roll smaller?' 'is this ice cream smaller?' ffs

unfortunately The Algorithm knows exactly what I want as a 33 year old gay bald man - a lot of chihuahuas, some sort of fancy cushion and the pitbull skull shaver 💀

tbh as soon as that Uniqlo opens in Edinburgh it's game over for me 🙏

I find so many moments of delight & beauty in learning a language as an adult but sometimes Duolingo hits you w 'Das Spielzeug ist für mein Baby' and it's like..... that is not a beautiful sentence es tut mir so leid 😅

to be loved is to be changed

is there somewhere I can go to be put in a full nelson, like, medically?